Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1157: Chapter 1156: Take It to the Kitchen [Sixth Update]

Ignoring Xiaorou’s thoughts for the time being, Li Jin followed Lu Xiaobu’s idea and drove to Chinatown.

Actually, ”Chinatown” is just their habitual name; its real name is the Heavenly Dynasty Market.

But, how should I put it, even though it’s said you can make money easily in Dubai, with some beggars earning hundreds of thousands a month...

In reality, people from the Heavenly Dynasty in Dubai don’t do all that well—nothing special, just ordinary.

The specific reasons won’t be discussed, but the current situation is such that apart from people from the Heavenly Dynasty, it’s rare for anyone else to come to the Heavenly Dynasty Market.

Lu Xiaobu and the group drove the luxury bus straight into the Heavenly Dynasty Market.

People on the street were stunned!

”Holy moly, this kind of super Lamborghini luxury bus isn’t on our route!”

”Yeah! Why would such a luxury bus come here?”

”Is this the super Lamborghini luxury bus? So cool, and I heard it only costs two bucks to ride it!?”

”You’re overthinking. It costs two bucks, but not everyone can ride it!”

”Only some people with status can ride it. If everyone could, honestly, we’d wear it out within a month!”

”...”

Under everyone’s gaze, Lu Xiaobu got off the bus dragging a tiger.

People nearby were shocked again.

”A tiger?! Run!”

”Don’t run, don’t run! This seems to be a pet?!”

”I’ve heard some rich kids in Dubai indeed keep tigers or lions as pets, but I’ve never seen it!”

”Could this be a wealthy second-generation from Dubai?!”

”Nonsense! This looks clearly like someone from the Heavenly Dynasty!”

”That makes sense, but if it’s someone from the Heavenly Dynasty, why have a tiger as a pet?!”

”Huh? Something doesn’t seem right!” someone suddenly realized something was off!

”What’s wrong?!”

”Look, that tiger is tied up and it’s heading towards a restaurant!”

”Damn! What’s he planning?! I have a bad feeling about this!”

”No way! Go take a look, quick!”

”...”

Lu Xiaobu soon found a restaurant and dragged the tiger inside: ”Where’s the owner?”

”Hello, hello, this is...”

The owner quickly came out to greet them, but his eyes kept darting to the tiger. Who gets to see something like that up close?! It made his heart race!

”Make me a few dishes.” Lu Xiaobu nodded as he spoke.

”You’ve come to the right place; our cooks are authentic Heavenly Dynasty chefs, descended from a long line of royal palace chefs. Just tell us what you want, and we’ll make it!” The owner pounded his chest in assurance.

When it comes to culinary skill, they’re second to none on this street, and who dares claim first?

Having such an esteemed guest dine here is truly an honor!

”I’ve brought the ingredients; you just need to cook them.” Lu Xiaobu nodded.

”No problem!” the owner replied categorically.

This is Dubai, after all, and many ingredients aren’t available, so it’s common for guests to bring their own.

Since traveling often causes some stomach issues, regular travelers bring their own local water and ingredients!

Cooking them is something they do regularly.

”Here, take it.” Lu Xiaobu handed over the tiger.

”Uh... guest, you should keep this pet with you! We can’t take care of such a thing!” the owner smiled wryly.

They could look after cats and dogs, no problem, even if they get bitten.

But a tiger, a bite would take off half their head!

”I’m not asking you to watch it; it’s an ingredient. Go and prepare it!” Lu Xiaobu repeated.

”Pfft!” the owner spat out imaginary blood three kilometers away!

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

The cube of three ”oh my!”s!

Eat a tiger?! And have them cook it?!

Am I insane, or are you?!

If it doesn’t eat us, we’re lucky enough, and you want to eat it?!

”Guest, please don’t joke!” the owner shivered a little.

”Who’s joking?” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes, then spoke to reassure him, ”Don’t worry, it’s just one slice you need to make. Look...”

Lu Xiaobu kicked the tiger!

The tiger immediately looked tearful!

Did it hear wrong, that this damn human is going to eat it?!

It’s a tiger, the king of all beasts, a pet of the Dubai Prince, and now it’s being put on the table?!

The Heavenly Dynasty people are terrifying, so terrifying!

They eat the heavens, and the earth, and air, it’s true!

Prince, save me!

Lin Feng, who just entered, was also taken aback: ”Damn, Lu, are you crazy?! You just bought it, and now you’re suddenly thinking of eating it?!”

Lin Feng really couldn’t understand. This was way too fast: ”You’re not telling me you bought this tiger just to eat it!”

”Speechless! If you really want to eat tiger, there’s no need to waste this money!”

”This tiger is quite beautiful, obviously well looked after; eating it would be such a waste!”

Lin Feng felt a bit sorry about it.

”This beast actually bit me earlier. What, should I save it for the New Year?!” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and kicked the tiger again.

”Oh, I see.” Lin Feng looked at Lu Xiaobu, then at the still-terrified Xiaorou, and kind of understood.

The owner listened to their conversation, and his scalp tingled!

Just what kind of divine beings have I encountered today?!

These two gentlemen aren’t that old, but the things they say are so eerie!

One is talking about eating a tiger like it’s a pastime.

The other was just bitten by a tiger?!

Good grief! Somebody catch me! My head’s feeling woozy!

However, it seemed the second gentleman might dissuade the first one!

That would be great because while they dare eat it, cooking a tiger is not something we dare do!

As it turned out.

”Then let’s eat it! I might as well join in today!” Lin Feng nodded, ”A biting beast should not be kept!”

”See?” Lu Xiaobu nodded, then looked at the owner: ”It’s up to you now!”

”Pfft!” The owner clutched his heart and fell backward!

The action was swift and decisive, with no hesitation!

This was his essential skill — playing dead!

What else could he do with all the mischievous rich kids in Dubai constantly giving him headaches? Over time, this skill had become honed.

Just a few days ago, there was an American and two rich kids over, insisting he perform some ”Qi Power” demonstration!

Qi? What Qi?! You mean fart?!

Now there’s another one!

Cook a tiger?! Dream on!

He wasn’t looking to die!

”If it’s ready, I’ll give you a house by the second ring road in the Imperial.” Lin Feng glanced over, speaking nonchalantly!

”Boom!”

The owner shot up like a zombie and stood straight up: ”Hey everyone! Take it to the kitchen!”