Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 191: 191 Laughing until Cramps [Asking for Collection, Asking for Recommendation]

Lu Xiaobu looked at the Americans who had been entranced and could now explain things by themselves, and couldn’t hold it in any longer: ”Cough, cough, study hard, I need to go to the restroom!”

”Yes, teacher!”

The Americans suddenly shouted in unison!

Lu Xiaobu said it and ran out!

He really couldn’t bear it!

He was almost laughing himself to pee!

Americans are so funny!

Once outside!

”Pfft! Hahaha!”

Lu Xiaobu was rolling on the floor with laughter, he was dying of joy!

”Young Master, you’re so bad!”

Liang Lan and others were also losing it with laughter at the door.

”You’re talking about the power of Qi, are you planning to laugh me to death and then inherit my fortune? Talking about the damn power of Qi!”

Little Chili couldn’t stop laughing!

”Ha, ha, ha!”

As for Wu Qianmin, she laughed so hard she was running out of breath, her abdomen was cramping!

”Young Master, look, Henry is explaining over there!”

Li Jin was also laughing so hard his back teeth were showing, pointing to the studio.

”What?”

The four of them, who were unable to contain their laughter, quickly stood up and looked inside!

They saw Henry, at that moment, voluntarily stepping up as the teacher, explaining to the Americans.

”Do you know why you can tear apart the enemies with your hands?” Henry said mysteriously.

”Why?” The crowd was stunned. ”The power of Qi?”

”Yes, the power of Qi, but that’s not quite accurate!” Henry looked at the hand-tearing enemy skill again and then said seriously: ”If I’m not mistaken, this must be a Kung Fu called Nine Yin White Bone Claw, rumored to be known by only a very few in the Heavenly Dynasty!”

He remembered the first time he was conned when that master taught him it was Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and it seemed that once you reached the Mahayana Realm, you could penetrate someone’s skull, which was terrifying!

However, later his first master got his fingers chopped off because of his gambling debts!

What a pity!

”Nine Yin White Bone Claw?!”

The Americans looked shocked.

”My God, although I don’t understand, the name itself sounds amazing!”

”Yeah! What is Nine Yin White Bone Claw?!”

”Henry, you’re not good at this! We understood right away when the teacher said it, but we don’t understand what you’re saying at all!”

”...”

”Nonsense, if you understood everything I said like a teacher, then I’d be the teacher! I’m just telling you my guess. In a moment, you can ask the teacher about it!” Henry said excitedly.

”Oh, I see, Nine Yin White Bone Claw, I got it, what’s next, what’s next?”

”Right, right, keep going!”

”...”

”Okay, Bun Bomb must be a skill called Sleeve Universe.”

Henry used his meager intellect to try explaining.

Well, that was what his second con artist master taught him, who claimed it could capture all things within the sleeve.

However, that master was caught during a demonstration because he was a thief!

He couldn’t manage to get the stolen wallet into the Sleeve Universe!

Before, he thought the man was a con artist, but now it seemed that it was just because his Kung Fu wasn’t strong enough!

”Oh my god! Sleeve Universe, such a beautiful name!”

”I want to learn this, you called it what, rights repair?”

”It’s Sleeve Universe, not rights repair.”

”...”

”And that sniper who can take out an enemy over eight hundred miles, must be using a Divine Skill called Finger Snapping Technique!”

Henry continued to explain with dead seriousness!

This skill wasn’t taught by his master, but something he saw in a damaged Secret Manual, which was called something like Shooting Eagles or something, it was just super cool!

The Americans nodded, taking note seriously!

And now all the Americans watching the live broadcast have gone crazy!

”My God! People from the Heavenly Dynasty are actually this powerful?”

”Nine Yin White Bone Claw? Sleeve Universe? Finger Snapping Technique!?”

”What the heck is this!?”

”I’m gonna find someone from the Heavenly Dynasty and ask for a demonstration!”

”...”

Countless young people can’t sleep anymore, crazily flooding into Chinatown.

They grab any person from the Heavenly Dynasty and beg with fervent faces: ”Please fly for me to see!”

”Fly!?” A person from the Heavenly Dynasty is utterly bewildered: ”What the devil?”

”Are you from the Heavenly Dynasty?” the American asks.

”Yes!” The person from the Heavenly Dynasty nods: ”Although I’ve been in America for over a decade, I am indeed from the Heavenly Dynasty!”

”Then you must be able to fly, don’t lie to me!”

The American is incredulous, clinging to the person from the Heavenly Dynasty, terrified that they might fly away.

”Fly? I really can’t do that! My mom never taught me that skill!” The person from the Heavenly Dynasty is also going crazy.

Have these Americans lost their minds?!

”Otherwise, a display of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw would do, but please don’t tear me apart!” The American continues to insist!

The person from the Heavenly Dynasty: ”...”

If I really could, I’d definitely tear you apart!

...

Outside the studio, Lu Xiaobu and his companions are watching with jaws dropped and laughing uncontrollably!

”Damn, that’s brilliant! Even better at bluffing than me!” Lu Xiaobu is laughing so hard his jaws are cramping: ”Is it really okay to fool his compatriots like this?”

While they are still enjoying the moment, someone bursts in suddenly, heading straight for Lu Xiaobu.

It’s a middle-aged man from the Heavenly Dynasty.

”Lu Xiaobu?” The man takes out a photo to compare.

”Correct.” Lu Xiaobu nods.

”Hello, let me introduce myself, I’m Zhang Baijun from the embassy. The higher-ups in America have noticed this broadcast, and I’m afraid they’ll come to take you soon, please come with us to the embassy to hide for a while,” Zhang Baijun says with a frown.

”Alright.”

Lu Xiaobu nods his head, not surprised; if the American authorities hadn’t noticed by now, then they’d really be idiots!

”You really did it this time, why make such a big fuss?! Just buy the company and be done with it, why go at it so hard! You even fooled Americans, if it escalates to a diplomatic issue, you’re going to have trouble!”

Zhang Baijun, looking at Lu Xiaobu’s nonchalant attitude, just can’t help but scold!

Honestly, if it wasn’t for orders, he wouldn’t bother with this reckless wastrel at all!

And talking about people from the Heavenly Dynasty being able to fly!

Even though he doesn’t know what tricks Lu Xiaobu is playing, no matter what!

It’s just sheer nonsense!

”How is it? Are you saying that it’s deserved when they insult me, insult the Heavenly Dynasty?”

Lu Xiaobu gets fired up immediately!

He really dislikes it when people scold him without questioning the facts first!

”It’s not about that, don’t twist my words! If you’ve got the ability, sort out the trouble yourself! Make the Americans back off!”

Zhang Baijun is so frustrated.

Made a mess and still can’t be criticized?!

”Fine, I’ll handle it myself!”

Lu Xiaobu snorts: ”Believe it or not, I can make them all shut up about it?!”

”I really don’t believe that, if you can do it, I’ll cook for you personally!”

Zhang Baijun is utterly skeptical.

He just thought Lu Xiaobu’s approach was wrong, he didn’t actually have anything against him, in fact, he had a bit of admiration for this daring and outspoken young man!

”Alright, I’ll take you up on that meal!”

Lu Xiaobu cracks his knuckles and heads towards the studio.

Damn it, just when I can’t find a good Chinese meal, it falls right into my lap, why not take it!

”Enough, let’s not cause a scene in America, let’s get back to the embassy quickly! Just hide for a couple of days and it’ll be fine!”

Zhang Baijun is really getting angry now, just when he was starting to admire him, this really is being too reckless!