Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 189: Chapter 189 Our Heavenly Dynasty Can Fly [Please Bookmark, Please Recommend]

Upon hearing Lu Xiaobu’s question, although Henry was taken aback, he still nodded affirmatively, but he didn’t forget to throw shade at the Heavenly Dynasty: ”Of course, it is indeed live broadcasting! You guys probably haven’t seen this kind of thing before, right?”

Hearing Henry’s words, everyone immediately burst into laughter!

”Behind the times, East. Poor East.”

”They haven’t even seen a live broadcast; well, it makes sense, that isolated country of theirs, such things are indeed rare.”

”Don’t make fun of them. It’s normal for them to ask if they haven’t seen it before.”

”...”

Seeing Henry nod, Lu Xiaobu arched his eyebrows: ”Alright, ask whatever you want to ask.”

”Okay then, I’ve always had one question, that is, have you ever seen automobiles in the Heavenly Dynasty? The ones with four wheels, surely you’re not still using human-drawn carts, right?” Henry fired off his first question.

This was actually a question that didn’t need an answer.

After all, everyone knew that people from the Heavenly Dynasty must take a plane to come to America. If they have planes, how could they not have seen automobiles?

His question served two purposes: one was blatantly to mock, and the other was to warm up the audience and make it clear that the theme was to ridicule people from the Heavenly Dynasty.

Indeed, as he predicted, whether it was the live audience or the viewers in front of the TV, all displayed an amused smile.

”Henry is still so sharp!”

”This is simply deliberately making things difficult for them!”

”Do you really have to be that cruel? People from the Heavenly Dynasty are really pitiful!”

”...”

And under Henry’s instruction, the translator turned it into: ”Does every family in the Heavenly Dynasty have a car? How do you usually get around?”

The translator’s voice was very soft, and it wasn’t broadcasted live, plus the translator wore a smile, so no one would suspect that there had been a mistranslation.

Lu Xiaobu corner of mouth twitched into a smile: ”You’re asking about cars? In the Heavenly Dynasty, we don’t have cars! Never seen them!”

No sooner had he finished speaking.

The entire room erupted into laughter.

”No way, people from the Heavenly Dynasty have never seen cars?”

”Those four-wheeled ones, the cars that you can ride instead of walking!”

”Pitiful Heavenly Dynasty, too pitiful!”

”...”

Lu Xiaobu continued: ”Because we don’t need cars! We usually fly!”

At those words, everyone was briefly stunned, then burst into uncontrollable laughter.

”What? Don’t need cars and use flying?”

”Have people from the Heavenly Dynasty gone mad? Flying? Do they think they’re Angels?”

”Hahaha, I’m dying! This guy from the Heavenly Dynasty is hilarious!”

”...”

Henry was laughing so hard that tears came out: ”Seriously, I don’t like people from the Heavenly Dynasty, but I’ve found I kind of like you, you’re too funny! Use flying? You actually said use flying?”

Watching the Americans laughing almost maniacally, Lu Xiaobu remained calm and collected, completely at ease, quietly waiting for them to finish their laughter.

No matter, let them laugh, the happier they laugh, the better.

Because the happier you are now, the more insane you’ll become later!

The higher you fly, the harder you fall!

Finally, after a long time, Henry managed to contain his laughter with the professionalism of a host: ”Sorry, I lost my composure, let’s continue.”

”Sure thing!”

Lu Xiaobu shrugged his shoulders.

”Alright, then a classic question, is the Kung Fu of people from the Heavenly Dynasty a hoax?” Henry asked.

What no one noticed was that the moment he asked the question, the smile on his face disappeared in an instant, even fury erupted!

”It’s real!”

Lu Xiaobu gave an affirmative answer.

”Figures it’s a scam!” Henry blurted out reflexively, then suddenly paused, stood up abruptly, his eyes blazing with infinite rage: ”What! It’s real! You dare say it’s real!!!”

”Correct, it’s real.”

Lu Xiaobu looked up and reaffirmed his response.

The result!

Henry instantly exploded like a cat’s tail had been stepped on: ”Damn! Impossible! You people from the Heavenly Dynasty are trying to deceive me again! You people from the Heavenly Dynasty are all big liars, liars! If you’re capable, show me one for real!”

”Alright.”

Lu Xiaobu shrugged his shoulders.

I’ve been waiting for this!

You little punk!

Hearing Lu Xiaobu dare to agree, everyone laughed!

The translator laughed so hard that he almost couldn’t get the translation out!

This guy from the Heavenly Dynasty wasn’t just crazy, but also a chuunibyo!

And at that moment!

”Dragon Capturing Hand of three million!”

Lu Xiaobu directly slapped over a Dragon Capturing Hand!

”Slap!”

With a loud smack, Henry’s face was fiercely slapped!

A bright red handprint appeared on his face instantly.

”What the fuck!”

Everyone’s smiles froze in an instant, they all went crazy!

After the huge ups and downs, many people nearly couldn’t take it with their hearts!

They all looked at the scene in horror!

They looked at Lu Xiaobu, then at Henry who indeed got slapped, and went nuts!

What the hell happened?!

That Heavenly Dynasty guy clearly didn’t move!

Why did Henry get hit?!

Could it really be Heavenly Dynasty Kung Fu?

Henry touched his face in disbelief, feeling the burning pain!

He was stupefied!

I got hit?!

Holy shit, who hit me?

Who hit me?

Heavenly Dynasty guy?!

What kind of joke is this?

This Heavenly Dynasty guy was a full three meters away from me!

It’s absolutely impossible it was him!

”How about that? Do you believe it now?”

Lu Xiaobu said nonchalantly, arms folded.

”This is absolutely impossible, you must have used some trick!”

Henry roared immediately!

And then Smith looked at Henry: ”Old pal, you aren’t putting on a show with Lu Xiaobu, are you?”

”What show? I really got hit!” Henry yelled!

”Three million Dragon Capturing Hand!”

Lu Xiaobu smiled and used the Dragon Capturing Hand move again!

”Slap!”

Another red handprint appeared on the other half of Henry’s face!

Now it was symmetrical!

Lu Xiaobu still didn’t feel it was enough; he looked at Smith with a smile.

”Three million Dragon Capturing Hand!”

”Slap!”

Smith got slapped too!

Henry covered his face with both hands, Smith covered his with one hand, both with jaws dropped and eyes filled with horror looking at Lu Xiaobu!

It was true!

They really got hit!

And unexpectedly, it indeed seemed like it was Lu Xiaobu who hit them!

How could this be possible?!

How could they be hit from such a distance?

It seems that other than Heavenly Dynasty Kung Fu, there’s no other explanation!

”No, it cannot be! This is unscientific!” Henry, as if mad, yelled: ”Director, bring up the replay, let’s watch the replay!”

”Yes, yes, yes, watch the replay, this is totally unscientific, this Heavenly Dynasty Kung Fu cannot possibly exist!” Smith roared as well.

The director hurriedly brought up the replay feature with a face full of terror!

But!

Slow motion X2...

Nothing found!

Slow motion X8...

Nothing found!

Slow motion X16...

Nothing found!

Slow motion X32...

Still nothing found!

Lu Xiaobu sat still the whole time, but whenever he spoke, Henry got hit!

Everyone stared dumbfounded at the slow-motion replay with no anomalies!

All had blank minds!

Could it be... that Heavenly Dynasty people really have Divine Skills?!

Otherwise, how could all this be explained?!

Lu Xiaobu looked at the stupefied crowd, his mouth corner slightly picking up.

It was not until then that he leisurely put the lotus in his mouth and ate it.

Then he said in a drawn-out tone: ”Does everyone still remember the last question? We people of the Heavenly Dynasty, can really fly!”

With one sentence, all of America went insane!

Could it be that people of the Heavenly Dynasty can really fly?!?!