Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 165: Chapter 93 Lovesickness _2

“In summary, be cautious about which beds you climb into, and don’t just love everyone, or you might not even know how you’ll bite the dust,” Gu Changsheng said, then turned back and noticeably glanced a few times towards Yue Xilou’s lower half with a hooked brow and eye.

Under her gaze, Yue Xilou shivered and hurriedly pulled his clothes over to block that seemingly tangible scanning gaze, “What are you looking at? I’m not sick!”

Gu Changsheng shrugged her shoulders and spoke indifferently, “I didn’t say you were sick, you said it yourself.”

“What did I say? I said I’m not sick!” It was supposed to be fun watching someone else be ridiculed, but now it was him being ridiculed instead, and moreover, it involved a man’s dignity, so Yue Xilou was furious.

“Exactly, the line of a drunkard is always, ‘I’m not drunk!’ Similarly, the line of a sick person is always, ‘I’m not sick.’ Gu Changsheng replied with a knowing smile, “Many have denied their ailments and shunned doctors since ancient times, you’re not the first, nor will you be the last, rest assured!”

Rest assured? He’s anything but reassured! Yue Xilou was near a breakdown, what on earth was all this about?

How could she state such baseless claims so confidently?

“Don’t be angry, there’s still a face mask on your skin, it might cause wrinkles,” Gu Changsheng even kindly reminded, “Actually, being sick isn’t a big deal, don’t be afraid, I’m here!”

“I’m not sick!” This time, Yue Xilou was truly infuriated, feeling as helpless as a Scholar unable to reason with a soldier.

“Alright alright, I get it, you’re not sick, which is truly unfortunate…” Gu Changsheng waved her hands dismissively, clearly in a manner that said she wouldn’t argue with him since facts speak louder than words.

Angry, Yue Xilou leaned back in his chair, causing the rocking chair to swing a bit too violently from the force, nearly flinging him out…

Gu Changsheng clapped her hands on the armrests of the chair, her face stiff but with an internal laughter that couldn’t stop.

The sight of a beautiful man being toyed with was indeed soul-dissolving; she watched with great amusement!

Building her joy upon someone else’s misery, Gu Changsheng felt no shame, but rather pride.

The fun in life is truly everywhere; it all depends on whether you’re good at finding those things that bring joy or are adept at endlessly increasing those that bring unhappiness.

Gu Changsheng always adjusted her mindset very well, laughing whenever there was nothing to do, and if that didn’t work, she chuckled secretly, caring little for what others thought!

This carefree, live-for-the-moment spirit helped her cope with the initial confusion of arriving in this new world; she felt that since she could encounter something as absurd as traversing through time and still survive, she was like a cockroach that wouldn’t be killed by anything!

While Gu Changsheng was lost in her thoughts, her son had moved out of her embrace and leaned on the armrest of the chair, his tone serious as he addressed Zhou Mu.

“Uncle Wood, aside from my mom’s, whose bed have you climbed into?” Climbing into beds recklessly could make one sick, no wonder his mom wouldn’t let him climb into beds!

“None,” Zhou Mu replied with a headache, touching his forehead, completely unaware of the medicine-mud on his hand.

Being questioned by a little kid about such a topic was sincerely bizarre.

“Uncle Wood, my mom said that in the future I can only climb into the bed of the person I love. If you climb into someone else’s bed, you must tell me.”

Little Meat Bun’s words brought Gu Changsheng back to her senses; she looked bewilderedly at her own son.

Zhou Mu climbing into someone else’s bed, and reporting it to you, a little kid?

Do you think people are fools?

Should such private matters be known to everyone?

Her son’s intelligence was seriously worrisome!

Indeed, Zhou Mu just glanced at Little Meat Bun questioningly, and then Little Meat Bun began explaining as he leaned on the armrest, “Uncle Wood, if you climb into someone else’s bed, be sure to tell me so my mom can climb into someone else’s bed too.”

In that moment, Gu Changsheng was spectacularly petrified.

At last, Little Meat Bun added, “Just now my mom said, ‘he who climbs into beds, gets climbed upon!’”

Petrified could not even begin to describe Gu Changsheng’s rigidity as she blankly accepted the huge blame her son threw at her.

Man, kids these days! Son!

Is that really what your mom meant? Is it?

You can’t just twist and misinterpret words like that!

“Son, if I ever get dragged out and drowned in a pig cage or something, the principal culprit would definitely be you!” Who encourages their own mother to climb into beds?

There must be a flaw in her parenting!

Little Meat Bun felt wronged; he hadn’t said anything incorrect!

“I won’t climb into other beds, and you don’t need to let your mom climb into other beds either,” Zhou Mu ignored Gu Changsheng’s rigidity, very seriously addressing Little Meat Bun, “There won’t be countless stepmothers, and there won’t be other women either.”

Gu Changsheng was petrified again…

He had just outright said it in front of others…

Yue Xilou also started, suddenly remembering what Zhou Mu had said about choosing a spouse?

Little Meat Bun, satisfied, patted his hands and moved back into his mother’s embrace.

Stepmothers are the least loved; a new dad with no stepmothers would be the best choice for a good dad…

Gu Changsheng watched her son, who had unwittingly lambasted the evildoer, utterly speechless, lifting her head unintentionally, her eyes meeting another’s…

In this strange atmosphere, Gu Changsheng wanted to flee again!

No, please, not some deep emotional drama, that’s totally not her thing not her thing!

Oh Heavens and all deities, save her, hallelujah!

This time, Gu Changsheng’s prayer was particularly effective; suddenly, Mountain-Foot Village fell into an unprecedented uproar, with the constant clang of gongs and drums, and the noise of people shouting to one another…