Ghost Catching System

The two were having way too much fun, and Li Yin took out his phone to take selfies.

Selfies with all sorts of beauties.

Snapping pics with tender, busty women...

Selfies while lying on long, slender legs...

Selfies drinking from a straw with the drink placed in a woman’s cleavage...

Most of the nightclub’s crowd had their eyes on the pair, green with envy.

Chu Hao felt he was becoming decadent; this was the life!

Chu Hao raised his glass, saying, ”HAHA... Drink! No going home tonight unless we’re drunk.”

They were partying so hard, the girls were also really happy, posting all over their WeChat Moments.

Li Yin laughed heartily, ”Ah-Hao, look! My Moments feed is blowing up! Those greenhorns from school are dying of jealousy. Showing off like this feels incredible!”

A buxom girl with her arms around Chu Hao’s cooed, ”Brother Hao, let’s post on Moments too.”

Chu Hao’s interest was piqued. A chance to show off? Perfect! He said, ”I don’t really post on Moments.”

A beauty giggled, ”GIGGLE... Boss, you’re hilarious. Is there anyone who doesn’t know how to use WeChat Moments these days?”

Li Yin chuckled, ”HAHA, I’ll help you.”

He knew Chu Hao’s previous phone was just a ninety-nine yuan relic; there was no way it had WeChat.

Chu Hao genuinely didn’t know. He had only recently acquired a high-end phone and had just downloaded WeChat. He asked, ”Can you really show off with it?”

Li Yin patted his chest. ”This kind of scene is perfect for showing off on Moments.”

”Post it.”

How could I, Divine Master Bi Wang, miss out on any chance to show off?

Quickly, Li Yin posted a set of photos. In just a few minutes, Chu Hao’s Moments feed exploded.

”Ding... Host has successfully shown off, gained 70 Pretentiousness Points.”

”Ding... Host has successfully shown off, gained 70 Pretentiousness Points.”

Chu Hao’s eyes widened. Holy crap! It really works for showing off! This is awesome!

Indeed, modern information technology was so advanced; he now had another channel to boast through. He was overjoyed.

Wang Meng: ”Brother Hao, take me with you, pleeeease!!”

Ankang Mo: ”Brother Hao, this old farmer needs a carry!”

Yu Sicheng: ”Take me with you...”

Wenmi: ”(Knife emoji) You just try it.”

Yu Sicheng: ”(Sulking emoji) I was just kidding.”

Zhang Qun: ”It’s great to be young (Envious emoji).”

Qin Boren: ”Master Chu, so you have a taste for beautiful women (Snickering emoji).”

Only then did Chu Hao realize he had so many friends. It turned out his phone was set to allow anyone to add him.

I was quite excited at first, he thought. After all, when it comes to showing off, the more people who know, the better.

But as he read through the later comments, cold sweat dripped down his forehead. He felt as if he’d been struck by lightning, frozen to the spot.

Chu Hao’s breathing hitched, and he roared, ”Li Yin, you bastard, I’m going to kill you!!”

Li Yin pulled his head from a girl’s cleavage and turned, asking, ”What’s up?”

The subsequent comments read:

Fang Jingxue: ”Master sure knows how to have fun.”

Ji Bingbing: ”Wow... Master Chu sure knows how to have fun.”

Yeye: ”Those girls aren’t even as pretty as me (Pouting emoji).”

Yue Shanshan: ”HEHE... Looks like you’re having a real blast.”

Luo Yan: ”Where is Master Chu partying? (Bloody knife emoji)”

Mu Yuxun: ”You guys are so busted! Skipping class for a nightclub—the head teacher already knows! ╰_╯”

Mu Yufei: ”Sensual indulgence harms the body. Please maintain your purity (u_u).”

Liu Qingyan: ”Master Chu, Cao’s Nightclub is even more fun. You’re welcome to visit next time; I’ll be the host.”

Tang Mo: ”Having quite the time, aren’t you? Where are you partying? (Cleaver emoji).”

Yi Qinglian: ”If life were always as it was at our first meeting, why then would the autumn wind sadden the painted fan? So easily can a familiar heart grow distant, yet some say it’s that distant heart which was ever fickle.”

Chu Hao: ”...”

My heart despaired.

I’ve overdone the showing off. What can save me now?

Chu Hao wanted to cry but had no tears. He’d never imagined the power of Moments could be so immense that all his friends would find out.

Especially Yi Qinglian’s comment, which made his heart pound violently.

Has she lost hope in me? AHHH... Please, no!

Li Yin leaned in, adding insult to injury, ”TSK TSK... Ah-Hao, you have so many friends! Holy shit!! Look at all these comments from girls.”

”Get lost, you damn brat! This is all your fault!”

Chu Hao kicked him, wishing he could tear him limb from limb. But on reflection, he knew it was his own fault for not understanding how Moments worked. This was a major miscalculation.

That damn old clunker phone! It’s been the death of me!

He quickly typed a reply to Yi Qinglian: ”Qinglian, my dear, I’m actually ghost hunting, not fooling around.”

”HEHE...”

HEHE! What does she mean by that?!

Chu Hao felt like crying but couldn’t. Just let a bolt of lightning strike me dead!

Despair. It was like falling from Heaven straight into Hell. He felt the despair profoundly.

Do they all really think Brother Hao is that kind of frivolous young man?

Soon, his WeChat was blowing up with messages from Luo Yan, Yue Shanshan, Yeye, Ji Bingbing, Tang Mo, and others.

Most importantly, everyone knew where he was. WeChat’s location feature showed exactly which nightclub he was in.

Ji Bingbing: ”Brother Hao, the moment I hit the scene, those other chicks will scatter!”

Luo Yan: ”I’m coming to find you. Not for any particular reason, just to save a young soul lost in a sea of suffering.”

Tang Mo: ”You bastard! Yi Qinglian had such high hopes for you! You just wait! If I don’t send a truckload of people to hack you to pieces, my name isn’t Tang Mo!”

Cold sweat beaded on Chu Hao’s forehead. A truckload of people to hack me up? Tang Mo is absolutely capable of that!

Damage control! I have to salvage this, or I’m finished!

But how can I fix this?

That’s it! I’m hunting ghosts! If I post pictures of myself ghost hunting, wouldn’t that solve the problem? HAHA... How am I so brilliant? A true genius!

Chu Hao took a selfie and posted it to Moments with the caption: ”Others laugh at my madness, but I laugh at their inability to see the truth. Tonight, I’ll catch a ghost for fun.”

Shortly after he posted it, Moments exploded again.

”Ding... Host has successfully shown off, gained 70 Pretentiousness Points.”

”Ding... Host has successfully shown off, gained 70 Pretentiousness Points.”

Fang Jingxue: ”Master, you’re going to live-stream a ghost hunt? That’s so awesome!”

Old Man Yuan: ”Got my sofa and stool ready! Everyone in the Seventh District, stay tuned!”

Luo Yan: ”Are you really going ghost hunting?”

Mu Yuxun: ”BOO HOO... Take me with you!”

Mu Yufei: ”Is there a live stream room?”

Zhang Qun: ”...Young people sure know how to have fun.”

Tang Mo: ”(Butcher knife emoji) Keep trying to fool us.”

Yi Qinglian: ”My stool is ready. Where’s the live streaming room?”

Chu Hao quickly asked the girl next to him, ”Miss, help me set up a live streaming room.”

”Sure thing, Boss.”

After downloading the app, Chu Hao posted the link to the live streaming room. He then smacked Li Yin on the head and said, ”Stop goofing around! Hurry up and help me catch ghosts. You handle the phone and live stream.”

Li Yin was dumbfounded. ”Bro, are you running a fever?”

Chu Hao cursed, ”Damn it!! This is all your fault! Who the hell posts on Moments for no damn reason? My wonderfully happy life was almost ruined!”

Li Yin sighed helplessly and followed behind him, holding the phone.

Soon, a large crowd flooded into the live streaming room, mostly acquaintances.

「The Seventh District.」

Feng Ju said urgently, ”Quick! Tell everyone in the Seventh District to open the live streaming room!”

Xu Ying, very excited, replied, ”Yes!”