Ghost Catching System

Chapter 86: Chapter 86: You guys just have to shout 666_1

Chu Hao was somewhat surprised to bump into him in a city as large as Anli City. He said, ”What a coincidence.”

Qin Zhengyu was a bit excited. He knew Chu Hao’s ability; the man was practically a God. He said, ”Yeah, how about we play a couple of rounds?”

”Of course, let’s play a couple,” Chu Hao said with a grin.

Qin Zhengyu said, ”I’ll get you an account! I have four people here. With you, we’ll have a full team of five.”

”Sure.”

There were two guys and a girl playing with Qin Yazhou, all about his age. The only girl was pretty decent-looking. How should I put it? She had that typical internet celebrity face.

The girl with the internet celebrity face asked, ”Qin Zhengyu, is this your friend?”

Qin Zhengyu nodded and said, ”Yeah, he’s going to join us for a team battle.”

Another guy with short, buzz-cut hair and a handsome face laughed and said, ”Zhengyu, is your friend any good?”

Qin Zhengyu was momentarily lost for words. Last time, Chu Hao had trolled him so badly that he’d smashed his keyboard in frustration. All he wanted now was to get closer to Chu Hao and convince him to play.

Qin Zhengyu said, ”With me here, I’m telling you, I’m Diamond I.”

Another guy there, also in his twenties with striking cherry-red dyed hair, but quite handsome, glanced at Chu Hao and asked, ”Bro, which lane are you gonna play?”

Chu Hao replied, ”Mid lane.”

The guy with the dyed hair raised his eyebrows and said, ”Mid lane, huh? That’s a tough job. What champion do you play?”

Chu Hao replied, ”I play Yasuo, and I’m super slick with him.”

Qin Zhengyu’s lips twitched involuntarily. Slick my ass! he thought, and said, ”No... no problem, I can hold top lane. We can definitely win.”

The guy with dyed hair also said, ”Okay, today I, the King, will carry you all.”

「The first game began.」

The guy with dyed hair said, ”Come over for a team fight, let’s gank and kill them.”

A group of them charged out. The other team had the same idea, and they clashed head-on.

But the guy with the dyed hair was startled. ”Damn! Yasuo, what the hell are you doing?”

Chu Hao disdainfully said, ”Flanking!”

The four teammates felt like vomiting blood. His damn flanking! The team fight was already over!

This guy was definitely a troll. The other three glared at Qin Zhengyu with resentment. What kind of troll did you bring us? He’s going to get us all killed!

There was nothing they could do; the fight had already started, so they had to face it head-on.

The short-haired guy died first.

The internet celebrity-faced girl died second.

Qin Zhengyu died third.

The guy with dyed hair died fourth.

After one team fight, four were dead, and everyone was cursing their mothers.

The guy with dyed hair shouted angrily, ”Yasuo! If you’d actually participated in the team fight, do you think this would have happened?”

Chu Hao still ignored him, his gaze fixed on the screen.

The dyed-hair youth was seething, wanting to punch Chu Hao.

Suddenly, Qin Zhengyu and the short-haired guy exclaimed in surprise.

They saw four champions with meager health, basically on their last sliver of health and one hit away from death, heading towards the Blue Daddy’s bush. Yasuo struck with a Q.

Steel Flash Slash!

UltraKill!!

Quadra Kill.

The guy with dyed hair was speechless. Were those idiots on the other team for real?

The four overly confident enemies had tried to recall together from a bush and ran right into Yasuo, who got a quadra kill with a Steel Flash Slash!

The short-haired guy exclaimed, ”Damn! There’s one more low on health! Hurry up, Yasuo!”

Chu Hao saw it too. He used Flash followed by Ignite, then coolly turned away.

Penta Kill!!

Aced! (Team Wipe)

Chu Hao laughed heartily, typing out a taunt to the other side, ”To the other team, don’t blame Papa Yasuo for not being merciful.”

The enemy Blind Monk typed, ”#￥#￥!! You bastard, Yasuo, you just wait! I’m gonna camp you to death!”

The short-haired guy exclaimed in shock, ”That was just a coincidence, right?”

Chu Hao replied with disdain, ”What’s so great about that? I already told you, I’m pretty slick with Yasuo.”

The internet celebrity-faced girl pouted, ”It must have been a coincidence.”

Chu Hao smiled and remained silent. He had to put on an air of being profound and enigmatic.

Previously, he had used the Ma Yi Divine Calculation Technique. Who would have thought it could also be applied to gaming?

He calculated his own luck. According to the fortunes indicated, ”When vegetation thrives, cut it down.” So he went to squat in the bushes. And it actually worked!

After returning to base to buy items and laning against the enemy Ahri for a bit, Yasuo disappeared.

The dyed-haired youth frowned and said, ”Yasuo, what are you doing in the bot lane? Minions are already at your tower! Hurry back!”

As the only King among the five players, he naturally wanted every team member to listen to him, but Yasuo was a thorn in his side, greatly irritating him.

Chu Hao, wearing his headphones, completely ignored him. The dyed-haired youth grew even angrier; if Chu Hao hadn’t been Qin Zhengyu’s friend, he would have started cursing long ago.

In his opinion, the previous pentakill was definitely a fluke.

The internet celebrity-faced girl also chimed in, ”Yasuo, you just got five kills. Can’t you just farm properly? Stop wandering around; you’re putting us at a disadvantage when you do that. Do you even know how to play?”

As it happened, Yasuo went down to the Dragon. That idiot Blind Monk was attacking it, his health nearly depleted.

Chu Hao was extremely excited. What a dumbass!

Yasuo: ”The road to ruin is shorter than you can imagine.”

The Blind Monk screamed and was instantly slain by Yasuo’s strike; Yasuo even secured the Dragon.

The internet celebrity-faced girl: ”...”

The dyed-haired youth: ”...”

DING... Host has successfully shown off, gaining 50 Pretentiousness Points.

Chu Hao took off his headphones and asked the two, ”What were you saying just now?”

”Nothing... it’s nothing.”

Chu Hao put his headphones back on and typed a taunt to the enemy Blind Monk, ”Blind Monk, this game isn’t for you. Are you a primary school kid or something?”

Blind Monk: ”#@@#!! Motherf*cker, just you wait! I’m going to kill you for sure!”

Yasuo: ”HOHO... I’ll be waiting for the good news.”

Chu Hao was being so despicable; one can only imagine how furious the enemy Blind Monk was.

Chu Hao was having such a blast. After playing for a bit more, he returned to base and immediately bought an Infinity Edge. He didn’t go to the mid lane but instead headed over to Red Daddy’s location.

”When vegetation thrives and red radiance emerges, strike it down.”

”Let’s go.”

With a Flash, Yasuo found the Blind Monk attacking the Red Buff. The Blind Monk only had half his health left and was easily finished off with two strikes.

Yasuo: ”Seriously, if I were you, I’d quit playing this game. You’re just too lousy.”

Blind Monk: ”...”

The Blind Monk was internally breaking down, furiously typing insults into the chat.

Qin Zhengyu and the other three were speechless. Poor Blind Monk. Chu Hao’s Yasuo had utterly destroyed him.

Yasuo: ”Top lane, be careful! Papa Yasuo is coming up!”

Riven was genuinely scared and retreated to farm minions.

However, Chu Hao didn’t head to the top lane; instead, he went straight to the bot lane.

The unlucky Blind Monk was just about to gank when he was swept up by a whirlwind; suddenly, three enemies were knocked airborne.

”Wild Wind Absolute West Slash!”

With one ult, all three were slain.

Chu Hao took off his headphones and said, ”When you’re playing LoL with this Divine King, you just need to know how to shout ’666!’”

DING... Host has successfully shown off, gaining 50 Pretentiousness Points.

Qin Zhengyu had already typed: ”666...”

The short-haired guy: ”666...”

The dyed-haired youth and the internet celebrity-faced girl, who had previously been dissatisfied with Chu Hao, were now speechless. After all, this was a Diamond-level game; how could the opponents be so bad?