The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast

Chapter 958: Chapter 958: She’s an Outstanding Comedian

The Island Master watching the live stream jumped up, pointing at Little Taotie: ”What’s this Little Cub up to? Is she going to harm my Gold Mountain?”

The woman, having swapped her medieval princess dress for casual wear, lounged lazily on the sofa, swirling a glass of red wine, ”How interesting!”

”No way, Gold Mountain has been with me for over two years and is about to celebrate its third birthday, I can’t turn a birthday into a death day! I have to stop them!”

The woman squinted at the Island Master, saying lazily, ”You’ve finally found yourself an excuse to join the game.”

The Island Master’s hand, tying his tie, froze, and he coughed dryly: ”Don’t understand me so well, it makes me uncomfortable.”

Actually, he’d long wanted to get involved on the island, but there had been no excuse until now; finally, he had one, as he was going to rescue his pet Gold Mountain! The producer had no reason to stop him, right?

But what’s up with this woman, seeing through him at a glance?

It’s so tough, smart women are terrifying!

Slip away, got to get out of here!

The Island Master put on leather boots and ran off, ”I’m off, don’t need to prepare dinner for me!”

The woman on the sofa downed her wine, pouting: ”Not that good anyway, grape juice tastes better.”

...

”The Island Master wants to enter the island?” The producer blocked him: ”There’s no precedent for this.”

The Island Master hurriedly said: ”They’re going to harm my Gold Mountain, my Gold Mountain, I’ve raised it through thick and thin, I can’t watch it get smashed to death! Let me in, if anything happens to Gold Mountain, I’ll never let you go!”

Producer: ”...Can you act normal, you’re overdoing it.”

If you really cared so much, why put it on the island?

Don’t talk nonsense!

A young master like you would personally take care of it? You probably just thought to play with it, leaving the hard work of care to others!

The Island Master saw him standing there motionless, angrily shouted: ”If it dies, will you compensate?”

The producer’s face stiffened.

The Island Master squinted, spotting a flaw, immediately said: ”For an adult Golden Python over five meters, I’ll cut you some slack, 10,000 M gold.”

Producer: ”...You placed it on the island yourself, the island is yours, the snake is yours, your snake dies on your island, what’s it got to do with me.”

”Tsk, you do know the island is mine, don’t you?” The Island Master smiled brightly, ”If my Gold Mountain dies, all of you, get off my land immediately!”

”There’s a contract...”

”Tsk, breach it then, it’s not like I can’t afford it!”

Producer: ”...”

He silently moved aside, sighing: ”Craving a smoke, I’m off to have a cigarette.”

Seeing him flee, the photographers blocking the way also ran along.

The Island Master smiled smugly, ”Try fighting me! Ha!”

...

Little Jinzi asked in confusion: ”Why did you throw the stone?”

”I was afraid of smashing it to death.”

”If you smash it to death, so be it, we’ll have roast python!” Little Jinzi licked her lips.

[Damn! From touching it, to knocking it out, to smashing it dead then roasting it? Things are escalating fast?]

[So brutal!]

[Actually... I’ve eaten fried python before, it’s delicious!]

[You upstairs, you’re brutal!]

[In my hometown, at wedding banquets, there’s always a dish called fried python!]

[Such a brutal wedding feast!]

Little Taotie frowned: ”Will you go to jail?”

”Why would I go to jail?”

”It looks very pretty, and pretty animals are often protected by the state.”

Little Jinzi was stunned: ”So what?”

”Harming or killing a state-protected animal can get you jailed,” Little Taotie said confidently.

Little Jinzi couldn’t believe it; her small worldview was overturned, she widened her Little Bean-like eyes, ”An animal more precious than me? How can this be! I... I don’t want to be human, I want to be a state-protected animal!”

Little Taotie: ”...”

Little Jinzi wailed: ”If it hits me, eats me, it doesn’t even have to go to jail! A human is no match for a snake!”

Little Taotie: ”...”

Live stream viewers: [Laughing to tears! A human is no match for a snake!]

[No wonder she’s a top comedian, cracking me up! Such an odd way of thinking!]