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Chapter 539: Chapter 539: Death of a Scumbag

Machete Girl: Hahahaha, the ”roast meat” strategy! Gin-san, I really admire your brain right now!

Curly-haired Guy: Blah blah blah! Anyway, the meaning’s pretty much the same, right?

Doujin Artist: How is it the same? Roast meat and ”bitter meat” are not the same thing! You idiot, stop saying creepy things!

Curly-haired Guy: What’s creepy about it, you jerk! Gin-san just thought you’d all understand the meaning eventually, so why get so hung up about it?

Lazy Kitten: How can we not get hung up about it? ”Roast meat” is edible. ”Bitter meat,” you can’t eat that...

Curly-haired Guy: Who says you can’t eat it? Is ”bitter meat” really inedible? Do you look down on ”bitter meat,” you punk! Haven’t you ever eaten bitter melon stir-fried with pork?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin-san, why are you so obsessed with this topic? If you misspoke, you misspoke, what’s the big deal?

Doujin Artist: Hmph, in the end, it’s all about your own ridiculous and useless pride. This guy is probably afraid we’ll call him ignorant. But it’s the truth, you can’t escape it no matter how scared you are.

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, you bratty blonde!

Sakata Gintoki, whose innermost thoughts had been exposed, immediately lost his composure. He felt like his glass of 1982 Martini no longer tasted good.

”Boss, this is just ordinary shochu,” the stall owner across from him suddenly said.

Sakata Gintoki froze, his face full of disbelief. Why? Why would this guy know what I was thinking? Is he a mind-reading mage?

”Not a mage, just a shochu seller,” the stall owner said again, wiping his glass.

”So, why?” Sakata Gintoki felt his sanity fraying. What the heck is going on?

”I’ve been working here for almost forty years, and I can see everyone’s true thoughts,” the stall owner continued wiping his glass, a hint of mystery on his face. ”This is just accumulated personal experience.”

Personal experience? This is practically metaphysics!

Sakata Gintoki’s mouth twitched. He didn’t dare to stay there any longer. He was afraid the boss might suddenly pull out a magic wand and turn him into a frog.

Soul Society’s Villain: I don’t think this is the ”bitter meat” strategy. That transmigrator’s eyes are full of self-interest.

As a Soul Reaper Captain who had lived for a thousand years, Unohana Retsu, while not as monstrous as Aizen in understanding human hearts, certainly had a wealth of mature experience.

She could confidently say that everything this transmigrator, named Zhang Zifeng, was doing was not for anyone else, but purely for himself!

And indeed, that was the truth.

Seeing that Ren Yingying absolutely refused to back down from Li Mochou, the transmigrator immediately drew his sword, deciding to ”uphold righteousness by eliminating his own kin.” In front of the martial arts world’s heroes, he put on a deeply moving performance of a scumbag.

However, he was worthy of being a transmigrator. Even though his actions were scummy, his words were full of righteousness.

Not only did he publicly list the various sins of Ren Woxing, Xiang Wentian, and Zuo Lengchan, but he even exposed all the dirty deeds Ren Yingying had done as the Demon Cult’s saintess, placing himself on the moral high ground as a righteous undercover agent.

Li Mochou was satisfied. A smile curved her lips as she looked at the transmigrator. Just as he thought he had narrowly escaped and breathed a sigh of relief, his long sword suddenly pierced through his back.

The one who struck was Ren Yingying. She, who was supposed to have been stabbed to death by the unfaithful scumbag, stood up again. A ball of shimmering green light surged from the wound on her throat; that was the healing method used by Li Mochou.

”How does revenge feel?” Li Mochou asked with a smile.

”Not as exhilarating as I imagined,” Ren Yingying said, looking at Zhang Zifeng lying on the ground, her voice plain. ”Perhaps because I still have an enemy I need to deal with.”

”I can give you a chance for revenge, as long as you can kill me,” Li Mochou said indifferently, unbothered by her veiled words. ”But before that, you need to complete the task I’ve prepared for you.”

The so-called task was labor reform.

Li Mochou kept Ren Yingying because her sins had not yet reached the standard for capital punishment in her eyes. She was considered someone who could still be saved.

Turning off the live broadcast, Li Mochou leisurely walked off Mount Song with her.

No one dared to speak or block them. This Daoist nun, like a god or demon, was labeled by the hearts of all the martial artists present as someone absolutely not to be Trifled with.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, this transmigrator died so ridiculously.

Doujin Artist: Serves him right, he totally deserved it! Based on the situation, he should have known Mochou-jie, so why would he make such a scummy choice?

Eiri Rina couldn’t understand it, not at all.

Anyone familiar with Li Mochou would know that this Scarlet Lotus Fairy hated disloyal scumbags the most. This transmigrator acting like that was no different from seeking his own death.

Even so, why did he still do it?

This is an Actor: Extreme desire for survival can cloud the brain. In such situations, instinct temporarily takes over.

Doujin Artist: If he had chosen to stand with Ren Yingying at that moment, would Mochou-jie have let him go?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Even so, I would still have made him choose, either he lives, or Ren Yingying lives.

Machete Girl: Pfft, so in the end, he would still have met this fate. It’s obvious that the transmigrator would never choose to let Ren Yingying live. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have had such a high sin value.

Lazy Kitten: A transmigrator who can fare well wouldn’t be willing to sacrifice themselves for others. Although I’m also a transmigrator, I have to say that most transmigrators are pests.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Self-serving thinking is hard to change.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Lolo-chan, did you drink that Animagus potion? How was it?

Lazy Kitten: Ah! I wanted to mention that earlier but forgot! It was great, as expected of Anzen-bro! And it even came with a costume after transforming, so thoughtful!

This is an Actor: As long as you like it.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, my dear brothers and sisters! All eyes on me, look at me, look at me! I have something very serious to announce here!

Lazy Kitten: Are you an idiot?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, why are you swearing?

Lazy Kitten: Cough, nothing. I just remembered a meme. Go on... what are you going to announce?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I declare! Uncle has had close contact with Hydra! That’s it, we’ve reached a preliminary consensus.

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