As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 523: Chapter 523: The Dispute Reignited

Curly-haired Guy: Ha, looking for an inside mole? That, I’m afraid, might be tough to find.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It could be hard, or it could be easy. If there aren’t many male members in the special forces for this whole area, then it’s easy. If there are many, then it will definitely take time.

Lazy Kitten: I just asked. There are a total of 78 official male special forces members in this area. Plus 247 unofficial members.

Machete Girl: What, why are there so many unofficial ones? More unofficial than official?

Lazy Kitten: Probably because they can be used as temp workers.

Doujin Artist: Uh, temp workers?

Lazy Kitten: Cough, cough, that’s a joke. It means if something goes wrong... you can use the excuse that the unofficial members are just temps to take the blame.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, I’m totally impressed! This is really something, huh! Trying to fool the public, right?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So, does that mean even the unofficial members have access to your database? That makes it really hard to find, truly difficult.

Lazy Kitten: See? And it’s a five-day deadline. Seriously, this is locking us down, man.

Machete Girl: Locking... down?

Lazy Kitten: Exactly! That’s not a typo, that’s what I mean! Locked_down.jpg! I’m so stressed I’m going to go bald, turning into a bald cat!

Curly-haired Guy: If I were you, I wouldn’t worry at all. Why fret over this? In the end, you’re an unofficial member too. And a cat at that, an unofficial cat! Is it worth risking your life for your owner?

Lazy Kitten: Who, who said I was doing it for my owner! I’m doing this, for our cause! Think about it, letting a scoundrel like this exist in the world, isn’t that trampling on the rights of the people?

Doujin Artist: You’re not wrong there. But if you think about it, aren’t comprador capitalists trampling on the rights of the people even more than spies and traitors? You’re forgetting the main conflict.

This is an Actor: She’s not forgetting, she’s just subconsciously ignoring it. People tend to focus more on the interests of those around them than on grand strategy. It’s normal.

Doujin Artist: I see, I understand now.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You say one thing and mean another, Roro-chan.

Lazy Kitten: Wh, what are you talking about! I have no idea what you’re saying! Just help me think of a solution, what do we do?

This is an Actor: Since you heard the voice of that mole, why not gather all the male members and have them all speak, one by one? Isn’t that simple?

Lazy Kitten: Uh, right... we can use a training session to get them to speak! How could I not have thought of that!

Doujin Artist: Probably because you were just thinking about your owner. That’s normal, we understand.

Lazy Kitten: Pfft, understand my foot!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, guys! Look over here, everyone gather ’round! Who have I caught, the wise and mighty Uncle Wade, who has caught whom? [Image]

Soul Society’s Villain: Your tight suit, why does it have so many holes?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, so weird! It looks like it was burned by a giant cigarette butt, all that white skin showing.

Machete Girl: I really didn’t expect Mr. Deadpool’s skin to be as fair as a woman’s. You must use a lot of skincare products, right?

Doujin Artist: I don’t think it’s about skincare products. This must be from Tenten wearing a tight suit. Wrapping himself up completely, so the UV rays can’t penetrate.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That actually gives us an idea. Maybe we could wear a tight suit underneath too?

Doujin Artist: I don’t think it’s worth it. If they don’t use good materials, tight suits are still very poorly ventilated. If you wrap yourself up completely like that, it’ll be very uncomfortable. Trust me, I’ve been there.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Is your cape like that?

Doujin Artist: Exactly! This stupid cape, I really want to burn it! Damn it! Speaking of capes, Eri just gets so angry. I was so young back then, so young!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, guys... did you catch the point I was making? Damn it, Uncle Wade wasn’t planning on discussing skin or makeup with you guys! Uncle Wade is naturally beautiful and doesn’t need makeup!

Lazy Kitten: Damn it, that transition almost twisted my old back!

Soul Society’s Villain: You’ve basically redefined ”naturally beautiful,” and it makes people want to commit murder.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Sister Hua, you need to calm down. Don’t draw your sword randomly.

Curly-haired Guy: I heard a joke. Deadpool is naturally beautiful.

Lin Fengjiao: The one you caught, is that Loki? He looks quite pathetic.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, finally someone saw the point! Yes, that’s what I wanted to tell you all! The great Uncle Wade personally captured the culprit, Loki! Shouldn’t you all be cheering for me?

Doujin Artist: So, the holes in your suit were made by Loki? Are you that weak, that even Loki can make holes in you?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, how could Uncle Wade be weak? That was an accident, all an accident!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But the Hulk doesn’t have accidents like that. He can grab Loki and toss him around. Loki doesn’t dare to mess with him.

Machete Girl: Compared like this, Mr. Deadpool is clearly several levels weaker than the Hulk.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I... fuck!

Deadpool was absolutely furious at this moment. He had worked so hard to finally catch Loki, thinking the group members would see him in a new light. Instead, all he got was sarcastic remarks!

He felt terrible, heartbroken.

Deadpool’s entire face began to contort, and the hand gripping Loki’s collar trembled slightly.

”Hey, you in the costume!” Just then, Thor came sprinting towards him. ”Let go of my brother. He has to come back to Asgard with me for trial.”

”Your brother?” Deadpool took a breath and tilted his head. ”Isn’t your brother already dead? The one I caught is a fake, he has nothing to do with you Asgardians.”

”Listen, I admit I was a bit rash earlier,” Thor knew he was in the wrong and shrugged. ”But Loki is a member of the Asgardian royal family. In the name of the heir to Asgard... there’s no way he can be left here!”

”Then I’m really sorry, young master,” Deadpool didn’t waste any more words. He drew the long sword from his back. ”I think he has to be left here today.”

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