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Chapter 511: Chapter 511: Hermione’s Confidence

This is an Actor: Eriri, you really took a loss on that one.

Doujin Artist: Huh? What do you mean?

Eriri had returned to her own place. She shed her cloak and clothes, then soaked her entire body in the bathtub.

Honestly, she was really fed up with her mysterious outfit. It was not only a bit inconvenient during fights but also stiflingly hot.

This is an Actor: What I wanted to give you wasn’t just a sword.

Curly-haired Guy: Right, I can see that! That wasn’t just a sword as an apology gift. You really lost out big time!

Doujin Artist: Can you stop being so cryptic? Just say what you mean!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I think it’s pretty clear. That sword represents her entire family. If she’s willing to give it to you, it’s like she’s offering you her whole territory, isn’t it?

Doujin Artist: ???

Eriri, who was scrubbing her back, froze, her face full of shock.

Lazy Kitten: Shoot, if that’s the case, then you really did lose big! A huge loss, sis! Her whole territory, her whole territory! Eriri lost her position as lord!

Machete Girl: What a shame...

Doujin Artist: Is your guess a bit far-fetched? Why would she just give me her territory? She’s the lord, the Empire’s viper! She’s not doing charity work!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Sigh, it seems Eriri still doesn’t understand women.

Doujin Artist: She doesn’t understand like you do. After all, our Ruiko is the King of Harem in Academy City!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Damn it, here we go again? Are we going to hurt each other again?

Doujin Artist: Get it straight. You attacked first! What does understanding women have to do with this? You’re just forcing the connection!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I think Ruiko isn’t forcing this connection at all. That female lord might actually be interested in you.

Lin Fengjiao: To tell you the truth, I think so too.

Doujin Artist: ??? What do you mean, interested? Is there such a thing as love at first sight in another world? Besides, I never even showed my face! That shouldn’t count as seeing each other!

Wig Guy: Fate, sometimes, is truly subtle. It can descend like a great rain, without a sound.

Lazy Kitten: Haha, Wiggy, that’s quite poetic! Hilarious!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, why? Why do you women always have such enviable fates, and why don’t I? It’s unfair, this is true unfairness!

Doujin Artist: If you envy us, you can get surgery.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, don’t forget his X factor! Even if he wanted to, he couldn’t! There’s no way!

Machete Girl: Pfft, no way, that’s hilarious!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Laugh all you want, just laugh at me! I expected this outcome long ago. Every hero faces cold shoulders and ridicule.

This is an Actor: What kind of hero are you? A hero who unleashes a zombie apocalypse?

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, shoot! Anzen, that’s a killer blow! Absolutely perfect!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, from today on, I’m going to atone for my sins!

Machete Girl: Atone for what sins? You can’t even leave your cell. Wait, did you actually escape prison?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No! I wrote a letter of guarantee!

Curly-haired Guy: Pfft!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: A letter of guarantee...

Doujin Artist: This is surprising. Mr. Deadpool, who’s so rebellious, would actually write a letter of guarantee? Wrong movie, dude!

This is an Actor: Interesting. Nick Fury gave you that advice, didn’t he?

Although Gerard’s words seemed like a question, the tone was actually confident. Given Deadpool’s personality and usual actions, he wouldn’t have thought of writing a letter of guarantee on his own.

Nick Fury’s move was simple: an insurance policy.

From the last zombie apocalypse incident, it was clear that Deadpool possessed power comparable to that of a superhero. And with himself as his backer, it would be a waste not to utilize him.

However, if he were to be used and cause serious repercussions, Nick Fury himself wouldn’t be able to bear the consequences. That’s why he thought of using the letter of guarantee as a safeguard.

This way, even if Deadpool caused any trouble, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. could use the letter to distance himself. And if Deadpool didn’t cause trouble, but instead performed heroically... Nick Fury could use the letter to claim credit.

It was a strategy that covered both offense and defense, allowing for benefits from either outcome.

Thinking this, Gerard pretended to listen nonchalantly to Fudge’s long speech. This was the first time the Minister of Magic had given such an impromptu speech at Hogwarts, and his excitement was palpable.

If Dumbledore were still headmaster, Fudge would certainly not be so arrogant. But with McGonagall as acting headmistress, her abilities were no match for a political veteran like Fudge.

Although Fudge on stage was excited, the young wizards in the audience were grumbling.

They weren’t like the Ministry bureaucrats who would fawn over their superiors. To them, this long, drawn-out impromptu performance was a disaster, worse than even the mashed potatoes at dinner.

”Damn it, this guy is so annoying!” Harry Potter muttered under his breath.

”But someone seems to like it.” Ron’s gaze drifted to his intently focused brother, Percy, a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth. ”Why does this guy have the surname Weasley?!”

”Never mind that, did Harry get the address?” Hermione asked softly.

”Yeah, but should we really go?” Harry nodded, looking worried. ”Dobby told me it’s very dangerous there. The house-elf leader there is even more powerful than an adult wizard!”

”Pfft, that’s the funniest joke I’ve heard all year!” Ron burst out laughing. ”Harry, I think you should read ’Magical Mysteries’ more often.”

Hermione explained more bluntly: ”House-elves are indeed very skilled in magic, but their magical capacity is less than a tenth of a wizard’s. So, no house-elf could possibly be more powerful than a wizard, unless it’s not a house-elf at all.”

Harry was silent for a moment. ”That’s a possibility too. We can’t be careless.”

”Don’t worry, I started studying Celestial Magic yesterday,” Hermione said, patting her unremarkable chest. ”According to Professor Zickrein, even an adult wizard could be defeated by me if they let their guard down!”

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