As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 315: Chapter 315: Team Up?

Curly-haired Guy: Ran away? Aizen actually ran away? This is beyond belief!

Doujin Artist: Yeah, I didn’t expect Aizen to back down either. Even though he only retreated a hundred meters or so, he still retreated.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That guy is probably questioning his life right now. His attacks were completely useless? Useless? How is that possible? This Uchiha Madara Zetsu is cheating!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I support Aizen reporting this!

Wig Guy: So the question is, who should he report to? The Soul King is gone now, so he can only suffer in silence, right?

Machete Girl: Congrats on making Aizen doubt his life! Is Flower enjoying this?

Soul Society’s Villain: It’s okay, but I think it could be better.

Doujin Artist: Wow, you’re not satisfied with this? Flower’s standards are way too high! Do you really want Aizen to sing ”Conquer” on his knees? Give up, that’s impossible!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Sing ”Conquer” on his knees?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What’s that new term?

Doujin Artist: I stole that phrase from Anzen a while ago. It basically means making someone sing on their knees as a sign of submission.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Singing on your knees... Anzen looks serious and proper on the surface, but he has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ”Just like this, you conquered me, drinking the poison you hid~” (voice message)

Amegakure Village’s Angel: ?

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, are you actually singing?

Doujin Artist: Good singing, Ruiko. But please don’t sing next time, we’re on the same side.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh, I just looked up that song on Cool Cat. Turns out it’s a real song.

Machete Girl: I wonder if Aizen will attack again. I’m waiting. My pasta is here, but I haven’t eaten it yet. I’m afraid of missing the exciting parts.

Curly-haired Guy: I heard pasta has a lot of calories, it’s easy to gain weight. Maybe Kotonoha shouldn’t eat it. Send it over here and I’ll help you get rid of it!

Machete Girl: ?

Doujin Artist: You’re trying to get free food to this extent?

Curly-haired Guy: Who’s trying to get free food? I’m genuinely looking out for Kotonoha. Don’t you women like to lose weight? Since that’s the case, we can’t waste food!

Machete Girl: Thanks, but no need. I don’t think I’m fat.

Doujin Artist: Except for a certain area, you’re not fat. But that certain area is too well-developed. It’s not something someone your age should have.

Lin Fengjiao: ? I don’t understand?

Doujin Artist: Don’t try to understand if you don’t understand. You’ll understand when you get married.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You don’t even need to get married. You’ll understand if you stay in this group long enough. Like me.

Machete Girl: It’s not my fault if it’s that well-developed. Eriri, you can get there too, but your development is probably just late.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, ”late development” is a new one! So funny!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If Eriri is really jealous, she can try a physical approach. Maybe she’ll get unexpected results?

Doujin Artist: Who, who’s jealous! Too big is inconvenient! It gets in the way when fighting!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: We can’t let Flower hear you say that.

Doujin Artist: You’re only seeing the surface. If Flower got rid of that burden, her fighting power would probably increase by a few levels!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But in that case, her fighting power in another area would drop by a few levels.

Doujin Artist: What is ”fighting power in another area?” Ruiko, you’re too young to be learning this stuff! This isn’t good, you need to be criticized! But for your future, I’ll ask Konan about ”physical approach” for you.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Doujin Artist: Why are you sending a question mark? I’m trying to help you!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You’re a real good friend.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: The physical approach is simple. Just train it regularly. Maintain its activity and training, and it will naturally grow.

Doujin Artist: That... the training you’re talking about, is it?

Eriri seemed to realize something, and her whole face instantly turned red. Training it by herself probably wouldn’t be very effective. She’d need Anzen’s help.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: That’s right, chest-breaking with a stone. Twice a day, guaranteed to grow.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Curly-haired Guy: Pfft!

Doujin Artist: Konan, are you kidding me? Aren’t we good friends?

Machete Girl: Hahaha, chest-breaking with a stone! Konan, that was amazing! God! I, Katsura Kotonoha, declare you a god!

It’s getting weirder and weirder.

Looking at the chat messages from the girls in the group, Uchiha Madara sighed helplessly in his heart. But his face didn’t show it at all, still arrogant. ”What’s wrong, Aizen? Did I hit a nerve? Why aren’t you arguing back?”

”I see, you’re trying to make me lose my composure?” Aizen’s expression calmed down again, and he said calmly: ”I admit your strength is a bit beyond my expectations, but so what? You haven’t truly seen the power of the Hogyoku.”

”Is that so?” The corners of Uchiha Madara’s mouth turned up slightly, and his figure disappeared abruptly as if teleporting.

Aizen’s expression froze, and he condensed a spirit sword in his hand again and suddenly slashed forward.

Clang.

The blades collided, sparks flying.

”Like I said, you haven’t seen the power of the Hogyoku.” Aizen stared closely at Uchiha Madara opposite him, and said lightly: ”Otherwise you should know that this level of slash can’t have any effect on me.”

”Oh, so that’s what arrogance is.” Uchiha Madara snorted softly and said: ”I’ve learned something.” He used force in his wrist and pulled the blade down.

Slash.

The sound of a blade entering flesh was heard, and blood splattered.

Aizen flew backwards and landed on the ruined stone wall behind him. He lowered his head and saw a deep, bone-deep wound on his lower abdomen, with bright red blood gushing out.

But in the next moment, a flash of white light was seen.

The wound on his body had completely disappeared, and even the torn clothes had been completely repaired.

Before Aizen could speak again, Uchiha Madara swung his sword at him from a distance. The sword light shone, like a silver river.

Aizen frowned, but did not dodge. He also swung his sword towards the sword light, and a pink light shone brightly, dyeing the entire area with a layer of pink light.

Boom.

The two sword strikes collided, and there was a soft ”pop” in the air. There was no terrifying airflow, no spreading aftermath, as if the two forces completely merged and finally disappeared into nothing.

After blocking Uchiha Madara’s slash, Aizen turned into light again, and the blade slashed towards his neck.

Uchiha Madara seemed to be about to block with the long sword in his hand. But at this moment, a wave of fiery flames suddenly engulfed his entire body.

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