CEO's Reborn Wife

Chapter 1535: Chapter 1543 You’re so cute

So, after teasing Kane Forest for a couple of sentences, Jasmine Seven turned the topic back to Jane Sampson.

This time, it wasn’t about gossiping over Jane Sampson and James Black’s private matters, but about the drama that happened on Twitter yesterday.

”You’re so beautiful, if D’s didn’t want you, then they must be blind as dogs. But CH’s team, they’ve got vision.” Jasmine Seven thought CH’s response was particularly satisfying. ”No wonder even before this, I always found CH’s stuff more appealing. It turns out the CH brand has excellent taste from their senior executives to their designers.”

Mandy Forest is a Movie Queen, and she’s been working with D’s for years. Jasmine Seven doesn’t know much about Mandy Forest personally, so she refrained from commenting.

But as for Charlotte King, Jasmine Seven’s impression of her as a passerby was already in the negative, especially after what happened between Charlotte and Jane this time.

”CH’s new product launch event and D’s new product launch event are quite close in timing, just a few days after D’s. Jane, you’ve got this, I’m waiting to see you crush Charlotte King on the fashion show.”

Jasmine Seven looked down at Jane Sampson. ”I’m not exaggerating just because you’re my friend here, but when it comes to looks, you’re definitely better-looking and more recognizable than Charlotte King’s influencer face. You’re more high-class, too. As for height, you’re 168 cm tall, put on a pair of 10 cm high heels, and your aura would easily eclipse Charlotte King, who’s just 163 cm.”

”And as for body shape, your proportions are amazing. Nowadays, many beauty bloggers use you as an example when talking about slimming and makeup.” Jasmine Seven herself is a makeup artist and had been impressed with Jane Sampson’s face and features from the first glimpse she had of her—it’s truly goddess-level textbook perfection.

Jasmine Seven figured, if you really had to find something where Jane Sampson couldn’t beat Charlotte King, there’d only be one thing.

”You’re too thin. Look at your chest—quite a bit smaller than Charlotte’s.” Jasmine Seven gave Jane Sampson a couple of pats on the shoulder. ”But don’t be discouraged. I’ve heard from a doctor in the plastic surgery industry that Charlotte King had breast augmentation surgery. Yours might be flat as a pancake, but hey, it’s natural flatness.”

”What’s wrong with being flat? If the chest isn’t flat, how can you flatten the world? I’m helping designers save fabric here. Just look at those international supermodels, aren’t they all flat-chested? I’m flat-chested, and I’m proud! I’m saving fabric for my country!” Jane Sampson furiously punched Jasmine Seven, who kept going on about her pancake-flat chest.

”The way you console yourself is truly... unique.” Jasmine Seven gave Jane Sampson a half-hearted compliment, then suddenly grinned mischievously. ”But looking at you and your Mr. Black, you guys don’t seem to lack effort in your daily lives. Why hasn’t your chest grown at all? Could it be Mr. Black’s techniques are lacking?”

”I can’t believe you’re this kind of person, Jasmine Seven!” Jane Sampson’s ears flushed red from Jasmine Seven’s straightforward teasing.

Ahem.

James Black really has been quite diligent.

But, alas, if the chest itself refuses to cooperate, it’s not his fault.

”Oh, wow! I never thought I’d reveal my true self just like that.” Jasmine Seven shook her head dramatically in mock lament. ”Alright, I’ll stop teasing you now. Look at your face—it’s as red as a monkey’s butt. You’re so easy to fluster. If I keep this up, I won’t even be able to finish your makeup.”

”...” Jane Sampson blinked and stared at Jasmine Seven in the mirror. With an eerily calm voice, she said, ”You could at least describe me as glowing with radiance, as having peach-blossom hues, or even say I look like a red apple—I’d accept any of those.”

Jasmine Seven’s laughter grew louder. ”Little Jane, you really are too cute!”