Invincible from Seeing the BOSS's Health Bar

Chapter 90: Chapter 90: The Joyful Second Sister (4 Updates)

”Hmm hmm hmm hmm~”

”La la la la~”

”Hoo hoo hoo hoo~”

Fang Yu looked at his second elder sister, who was humming a tune while cooking in the kitchen, with full of confusion on his face.

Could it be... his second sister is having mental issues?

He glanced at the health bar.

[Diao Ruru: 4/4.]

No loss of blood, no demon possession of the body.

Weird...

Seeing his second sister getting to the exciting parts of her humming and even letting out a few ’la la las,’ Fang Yu was utterly baffled.

”Second sister?”

”What’s up~”

”... Ahem! How long till dinner? I’m getting a bit hungry.”

”Hoo hoo! Very soon! You just sit there obediently, don’t go anywhere!”

Fang Yu nodded again and again.

Ever since he came home, his second sister had been like this.

Her only requirement for him was to sit at the table, not allowed to go anywhere, not even getting up.

Fang Yu didn’t have ADHD, but sitting at the table the whole time really left him with nothing to do.

He even thought about quitting the game to go make himself some instant noodles.

But seeing his second sister so exuberant, rarely seeing her with such a full and happy smile, he suppressed the thought of exiting the game.

”Let’s wait until second sister falls asleep, anyway, ordinary people in this game go to bed early, there’s not much nightlife.”

That was true.

Most people didn’t even want to light a candle after nightfall, let alone do anything else.

And with demons lurking outside, who would want to go out for a walk at night?

One dish, two dishes, three dishes... a total of five dishes, plus a soup.

This dinner was so sumptuous, it was more like a feast than the New Year’s.

”Come!”

The second sister sat next to Fang Yu.

”Let’s start eating!”

Though she said it’s time to eat,

The second sister was actually leaning to her side, facing Fang Yu, resting her hand on the table, propping up her chin, her eyes constantly on Fang Yu, making strange happy humming sounds.

Second sister, act normal!

You’re making me worry that you’ve been logged into by another player!

After a moment, Fang Yu hesitantly asked, ”Second sister, do you remember what happened a few days ago when I came home in the dark, what you did to me?”

”What did I do?”

Fang Yu: !!!

She doesn’t remember? That wooden board smacking the back of my head...

”Oh! You’re still holding a grudge, I told you it wasn’t on purpose that day, and that wooden board was very fragile, it didn’t hurt at all...”

The second sister seemed to finally remember, cautiously asking in a low voice, ”Does it... still hurt now?”

”Not at all, not at all, I was just asking,” Fang Yu hurriedly replied.

But the second sister caught on immediately.

”You suspect me of being a demon!”

”No— It’s just that you are acting strange today.”

”I think you’re acting strange too! Tell me, what explanation did the Foolish Underworld give?”

Seeing the second sister bring this up, Fang Yu quickly straightened up and pointed to the clothes he was wearing.

”The Foolish Underworld checked, I’m not possessed by a demon, I am myself. They even gave me a position in the Foolish Underworld because I helped Mr. Li Qianxuan that day. Now I hold an official title too, nobody will be able to bully second sister anymore!”

Second sister had noticed the clothes of the Foolish Underworld that Fang Yu was wearing long ago.

But whether he holds an official position or not, she wasn’t concerned about that anymore.

It’s good enough that she has him back.

With the certification of the Foolish Underworld, second sister had already completely let go of her worries.

”I know you’ve gotten stronger.”

”Hehe! Let’s eat, let’s eat.”

Fang Yu brought food to his mouth, as eating is very important for a Martial Artist!

”Ah~”

Suddenly, second sister scooped a spoonful of soup with the back of the spoon and brought it to Fang Yu’s mouth.

”Open up, don’t just eat the solids, have some soup.”

”Second sis, you don’t need to feed me, I can drink it myself...”

”Feeling shy now? This is how I used to feed you when you were little!”

Second sis rarely took such a firm stance, still grabbing Fang Yu’s clothes and tilting the soup into Fang Yu’s mouth.

Glug, glug.

After swallowing two mouthfuls, Fang Yu could feel second sis’s face very close, as if observing how much Fang Yu was drinking.”

Now Fang Yu realized that with the improved diet over the past few days, second sis’s cheeks had become rounder, complementing her long eyelashes and her sparkling eyes, giving her an adorable appearance.

As soon as the first spoonful was done, second sis was about to feed the second spoonful, and Fang Yu quickly stopped her.

”I, I, I can do it myself.”

This time, second sis didn’t stop him anymore.

She simply leaned her head gently on Fang Yu’s shoulder.

She didn’t say anything, and neither did Fang Yu. He just made sure his movements while eating were as small as possible, so as not to disturb second sis.

A dinner that could have been wolfed down in ten minutes took Fang Yu almost an hour to finish.

At that point, second sis lifted her head from Fang Yu’s shoulder, stood up, and stretched lazily.

”Leave the dishes and bowls; I’ll wash them tomorrow.”

With that, she walked toward her room.

Just before reaching the door, she suddenly stopped.

”Diao Deyi.”

”Huh?” Fang Yu responded.

”From now on... wherever you go, I’ll follow.”

Huh?

Fang Yu was still trying to understand the meaning of her words when second sis had already gone back to her room and closed the door.

Fang Yu pondered for a while.

Could it be that second sis is finally willing to leave this crappy house?

But damn, it’s not even safe inside the Foolish Underworld now.

There are five demons just around Li Baizhen, and Fang Yu didn’t want to one day come back and see second sis with a huge health bar of three or four digits—that would be deadly.

Thinking about it, second sis’s constitution is indeed too weak.

Not to say that she’s frail, but at least she doesn’t meet the normal health standards.

”Just in time I’ve also joined the Foolish Underworld.”

”When I earn some merit, I’ll get a whole Cultivation Technique for second sis to practice and improve her constitution.”

As for expecting second sis to make any advancements in combat, that was hoping for too much.

Didn’t Li Qianxuan say it? Once past the age for learning Martial Arts, don’t even think about achieving anything.

Without a player’s panel, this body’s limit would have barely reached the threshold of Martial Arts.

Note, that’s the upper limit. The lower limit wouldn’t even be able to grasp what Martial Arts is.

Listening to the steady breathing coming from the next room, Fang Yu smiled slightly.

Looks like second sis is sleeping very soundly and early today.

Rising to his feet, Fang Yu also returned to his room and logged out of the game.

In reality.

Fang Yu removed the gaming helmet.

The feeling of being full from the game had long since disappeared, with his stomach growling even louder in hunger.

Fang Yu decisively decided to indulge in cooking some braised beef flavored instant noodles.

And he put in a full two packets at that!

”Keep it up!”

”Persevere!”

”The darkness before dawn is always hard to get through!”

Holding onto his Silver Tael, Fang Yu was confident he could make money; he just needed a reliable exchange channel.

And that distinct voice had already been found.

Even if she turned into a demon, I’ll chop her down for sure!

She won’t survive tonight! If Diao Deyi says it, not even Jesus can stop me!

Once the instant noodles were ready, Fang Yu gobbled them down.

Delicious!

No matter what, just delicious! After tonight, with 30,000 in the bank, I’ll soar high!

In the future, if I even think of eating instant noodles again, there won’t be a chance!

I am going to be rich!

Slurping the noodles, Fang Yu refreshed the online forum.

Then Fang Yu discovered that a familiar post had been bumped to the front page again.

”[315/1000] Killing people gives experience. Hiring 1000 people, gather in Mountain and Sea Town, line up with your necks clean for me to kill, 10,000 per person.”