Ning An's Wild Wish System

”Cough, cough, cough.”

Cheng Jialei looked at the five dog cages on the pickup truck, feeling a bit embarrassed, he coughed twice.

”Everyone in my family loves to keep dogs, so we ended up with quite a few.”

Elder Wang took a pipe out of his coat pocket, smacked his lips, and said:

”Alright, whichever dog has a problem, I’ll take a look for you.”

Upon hearing this, Cheng Jialei felt even more embarrassed, rubbed his nose, and said in a low voice:

”Probably... all of them have problems...”

”What?!”

Elder Wang was shocked and looked at Cheng Jialei in disbelief.

All have problems?

What kind of family is this!

Not only do they keep so many dogs, but all of them have issues; that’s quite a talent.

The viewers in the livestream were also laughing hysterically at this scene.

”I’m dying of laughter, maybe rich people and ordinary families have different ways of raising dogs? My dog has been with my family for over ten years and hasn’t shown any problems.”

”I’m guessing it’s probably the aunt who takes care of them; she must grab some food with her hands while feeding them, and the water dispenser she uses must be leaking electricity!”

”Alright, alright, just use past experience directly, copying homework, right!”

”Do you guys know, there was an old man who picked up a pair of red-bellied pheasants, thinking they were phoenixes, and rushed to raise them at home? Later, when experts found them, there were already more than twenty red-bellied pheasants.”

”I know about this, the old man raised them like chickens, and as a result, the red-bellied pheasants’ population increased, while the experts treated them like treasures, leading to their endangerment.”

”Oh, to say the least, the experts should just be laid off, and the old man should be treated like treasure; then there would be no worries about red-bellied pheasants.”

”...”

The viewers in the livestream expressed deep disdain towards the so-called experts.

Meanwhile, Cheng Jialei had already moved a dog cage down from the pickup truck.

Then he opened the dog cage, revealing a yellow Golden Retriever, though it’s smaller than an average Golden Retriever.

Upon seeing the Golden Retriever appear, the viewers in the livestream instantly turned mischievous.

”See, I told you, it must be because it’s not being fed enough. Golden Retrievers eat a lot; what’s wrong with that, next one.”

”I bet this young man usually doesn’t watch videos about Changchun Temple; otherwise, he wouldn’t have brought a Golden Retriever here.”

”Hahaha, if the Golden Retriever’s problem is guarding food, and it turns out the issue is because it’s not being fed enough, that’d be hilarious.”

”...”

Elder Wang glanced at the Golden Retriever; from the appearance, it seemed quite normal.

”What’s wrong with your Golden Retriever?”

Cheng Jialei rubbed his hands, his face flushed red, and stammered:

”Well, my Golden Retriever, it’s... only four months old, and it’s... it’s...”

After hesitating for a long time, Cheng Jialei couldn’t say anything definitive.

Finally, with closed eyes and gritted teeth, Cheng Jialei finally said:

”It has a habit; it’s only a little over four months old, but I suspect it’s in heat...”

Woah!

Upon hearing this, the viewers in the livestream instantly got excited.

”Oh wow! So the Golden Retriever is here not because it’s guarding food, but because it’s in heat.”

”I wondered why this Golden Retriever seems smaller than others; turns out it hasn’t grown up yet, only four months.”

”A four-month-old Golden Retriever in heat, that’s a bit too early.”

”When my Golden Retriever was in heat, I remember it was over a year old, four months? The kid’s still growing, what’s with being in heat?”

”...”

Elder Wang took two puffs on his pipe and asked:

”Is it male or female?”

”Male.”

Elder Wang nodded knowingly and continued to ask: ”So it has these kinds of gestures.”

Cheng Jialei nodded, then took a pillow from the passenger seat.

The Golden Retriever saw this and immediately rushed up, grabbed the pillow in its mouth.

Then, instead of playing with the pillow like other dogs would, it placed it on the ground and started humping it vigorously.

Cheng Jialei couldn’t bear to watch, covered his face in embarrassment and said:

”Yes, look, as long as there’s this pillow, as soon as it gets close, it immediately goes at it, every time.”

The viewers in the livestream, likely seeing something like this for the first time, were greatly shocked.

”Oh my god! Isn’t it just four months old? How could it be in heat?”

”Four months! Isn’t that a bit too early for being in heat? Did someone secretly put some aphrodisiac in its dog food out of spite?”

”Dude, your idea is hilarious. Who has a grudge against a good person? Not targeting them, but targeting their pets instead.”

”Ah, brother, you’re wrong here! Did you forget the Florida barber story?”

”Oh crap! I remember, that barber gave a customer a terrible haircut, and the customer got angrier the more they thought about it, and sneaked into the barber’s yard at night to give his cat a hideous haircut.”

”Yeah, yeah, hahaha, because of this, Florida even issued a policy, I nearly died laughing.”

”...”

Different from the laughter in the livestream, Elder Wang remained calm and composed.

With just a couple looks, Elder Wang knew the answer.

”It’s seen what it shouldn’t have.”

Flicking ash off his pipe, Elder Wang said calmly, ”It not only saw, but learned.”

”Huh?”

Cheng Jialei’s mind hadn’t caught up yet, still processing what had happened.

Once he realized, his face flushed, couldn’t believe it, ”Seriously?”

Elder Wang, very confident, blew a smoke ring again and calmly said, ”That’s exactly right, it truly saw something it shouldn’t have.”

At that moment, Cheng Jialei wished he could dig a hole to bury himself, embarrassment rushed from the top of his head all the way to his toes.