Ning An's Wild Wish System

”Careless! I missed so many scam and sales calls, it’s a blatant financial loss, so cold and angry I’m shaking!”

”Scammer: Hello, may I trick you out of some money?

Salesman: Sure, but can you buy something from me before you scam me?”

”...”

The livestream audience was laughing uncontrollably as the two phones were still on the call.

Ning An took a leisurely sip of tea, listening with great interest to the conversation between the two.

This scene was just too interesting; he’d wanted to do this for a long time.

The more the audience listened, the more they wanted to laugh.

”Both of them thought: It’s hard to believe there’s a person operating on the other side.”

”I didn’t understand the fun of teasing crickets before, but now I get it, it’s so amusing.”

”Beginning: ’I don’t believe the other side is not human’

Ending: ’The other side is really not human’ [Server Down].”

”...”

The scammer strikes first: ”Hello, we found several large transactions credited to your bank account recently. Can you confirm if these were operated by you?”

After saying this, the salesman excitedly spoke up: ”Yes, it’s me! It’s myself!”

”Sir, you don’t know, the current situation is tough, many people are starting to focus on finance and insurance. Recently, a lot of my old clients have come to invest in insurance, the amounts are quite large!”

These two sentences made the livestream audience laugh so hard they couldn’t breathe.

”I can’t breathe from laughing! I thought when the scammer started, the salesman would understand, but I didn’t expect him to have his own server and shift the topic to another server immediately.”

”Cross-server chat, pretty much like that, and here he is calling him ’sir’ with each sentence, hahaha.”

”Scammer: Uh... huh, are people in Dragon Country so polite now? What about the insults I used to get?!”

”...”

In every word, the salesman was tirelessly displaying his capabilities.

At the same time, trying to attract ”Ning An” to invest in insurance with him, his tone was filled with unspeakable pride and confidence.

And just after the salesman said this, there was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone.

Apparently, the scammer was baffled.

What is he saying?

Forget politeness for now, the point is there is no corresponding follow-up in his script to that statement!

The scammer, sweating bullets, skipped that line and went with the next part of the script:

”So, are you sure you made all these transactions yourself?”

”Here’s what, we’ll send you software, if you log in, it’ll allow you to verify all your transactions, just to be sure.”

”Hey hey hey, no need for that, the transactions are right, rest assured.”

The salesman only thought ”Ning An” was questioning his professionalism and directly refused.

Upon hearing this, the scammer’s head instantly buzzed.

The transactions are correct, my foot!

I made it all up, could you take this seriously, please?!

But before he could say another word, the salesman already ventured into his domain:

”Given the poor market environment, no one can guarantee their future.”

”Sir, instead of leaving your future to fear, why not entrust it to us, and we’ll safeguard your journey.”

The scammer was confused: ”Uh... what do you mean?”

”I mean, buy insurance from me, and I’ll offer you the greatest discounts, guaranteeing that you won’t suffer losses or get scammed!”

”Your future is secured by our insurance; your risks, covered by our insurance!”

As he spoke, the salesman’s face shone brightly.

The domain opening is just that confidence!

At this point, the scammer was genuinely speechless.

He didn’t understand what kind of person was on the other side, whether there was something seriously wrong?

I was talking about issues with your bank funds, and you’re telling me what?

Telling me about insurance?!

”Sorry, I don’t need anything right now, are you sure about those transactions...”

”The transactions are no problem!”

The salesman resolutely said, then continued, ”If you don’t need insurance right now, then you surely need a house. Don’t believe the media saying property prices will plummet, those are scams. Trust me, investing in real estate now will definitely earn you steady returns!”

”I happen to know of a property development with a very good location, let me...”

”I’m not buying insurance, and I’m not buying a house either!”

The scammer’s temples were throbbing.

”Not buying a house, eh? Then how about gold? In times of peace, antiques; in times of trouble, gold. If you think buying property isn’t stable enough, gold is definitely the best option. Gold...”

Scammer: ...

The livestream audience at this point couldn’t hold back anymore.

”I can’t even! This is too amusing, electronic cricket, hahaha.”

”You guys don’t even know, I’m in a calculus class right now, the teacher asked why I’m twitching, I said I ate too much for lunch, couldn’t help hiccuping, but actually, I’m holding in laughter and going crazy.”

”Same here! My girlfriend told me to laugh outside, I’ve already put on my pants and ran out to laugh in the hotel hallway, hahaha.”

”Actually, this kind of electronic cricket conversation isn’t that funny, what’s most intriguing is how they can have such an exchange back and forth, that’s what’s most absurd.”

”...”

Even the instigator of this scene, Ning An, didn’t expect the communication between these two to be so smooth, without any issues.

They’ve really deviated from the script!

Seeing that the scammer didn’t want anything, the salesman got anxious.

He went from selling houses to gold, from gold to jewelry, and finally, even parking spots in a residential area, eventually even promoting Calming Palace Bezoar Pills.