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Chapter 539 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It! Daoist Master, I Did It! · Nov 04, 2026

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501 Chapter 501 - 257: Is 10 Years in Prison Enough? 321, Go to the Link! _2 2026-11-04
502 Chapter 502 - 258: An Old Man With a Young Heart, Wishing for an Ideal Companion 2026-11-04
503 Chapter 503 - 258: The Elder with a Young Heart—Wish for an Ideal Companion! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
504 Chapter 504 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Wife? 2026-11-04
505 Chapter 505 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Companion? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
506 Chapter 506 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp Seeking Immortality? Change the Wick First, Replace It with Potassium Chlorate Mixed with Magnesium Powder 2026-11-04
507 Chapter 507 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp for Longevity? Replace the Wick with Potassium Chlorate and Magnesium Powder_2 2026-11-04
508 Chapter 508 - 261: Asked You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole the Battery to Find a Hooker? 2026-11-04
509 Chapter 509 - 261: I Told You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole a Battery to See Prostitutes? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
510 Chapter 510 - 262: Bro, How Did You Get Sentenced to Death? No Idea, I Just Stole a Battery 2026-11-04
511 Chapter 511 - 262: Bro, Why Were You Sentenced to Death? I Don’t Know, I Just Stole a Battery_2 2026-11-04
512 Chapter 512 - 263: What Was Supposed to Be a 2,000 or 3,000 Yuan Case Turned Into 2 or 3 Shots 2026-11-04
513 Chapter 513 - 263: What Should Have Been a 2–3 Thousand Yuan Matter Turned into 2–3 Shots 2026-11-04
514 Chapter 514 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity 2026-11-04
515 Chapter 515 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_2 2026-11-04
516 Chapter 516 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_3 2026-11-04
517 Chapter 517 - 265: Working Overtime? Over My Dead Body! Wishing at Changchun Temple, Let’s Go! 2026-11-04
518 Chapter 518 - 265: Overtime? Screw That! Changchun Temple Wish, Start It Up! 2026-11-04
519 Chapter 519 - 266: The First Wish Sword Cuts Down the Dog-like Client! Team Building Watching the Down-and-out Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
520 Chapter 520 - 266: The First Vow Sword, Slay the Dog Client First! Team Building Watching the Down-and-Out Client Feed the Chickens! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
521 Chapter 521 - 266: First Wishblade, Strike Down the Scumbag Client! Team Building to Watch the Ruined Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
522 Chapter 522 - 266: First Wish-Slaying Sword, Dogshit Client First! Team Building Watching Fallen Clients Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
523 Chapter 523 - 266: Fulfill the First Sword Wish—Chop Down the Dog Client First! Team-Building Watching the Fallen Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
524 Chapter 524 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Us to Call the Police for You? 2026-11-04
525 Chapter 525 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Help Calling the Police Here? (2) 2026-11-04
526 Chapter 526 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, If Not Evil Cultivator, Then What? 2026-11-04
527 Chapter 527 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, What Else But the Path of Evil Cultivators? 2026-11-04
528 Chapter 528 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved 2026-11-04
529 Chapter 529 - 269: Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved (2) 2026-11-04
530 Chapter 530 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved_3 2026-11-04
531 Chapter 531 - 270: Playing a Game? The Kind Where No One Is Alive 2026-11-04
532 Chapter 532 - 270: Want to Play a Game? The Kind Where There’s Not a Single Living Soul Onsite_2 2026-11-04
533 Chapter 533 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
534 Chapter 534 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
535 Chapter 535 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It—Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 3) 2026-11-04
536 Chapter 536 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (4) 2026-11-04
537 Chapter 537 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded, Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
538 Chapter 538 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It!_6 2026-11-04
539 Chapter 539 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It! Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
540 Chapter 540 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Made It, Daoist Master, I’ve Made It! 2026-11-04
541 Chapter 541 - 271: Ritual Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
542 Chapter 542 - 271: Sacrificial Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
543 Chapter 543 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
544 Chapter 544 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
545 Chapter 545 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
546 Chapter 546 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
547 Chapter 547 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out Fooling Around 2026-11-04
548 Chapter 548 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out for Mischief (Part 2) 2026-11-04
549 Chapter 549 - 274: Live Co-Host! Granny Wang’s Big Stage, Chase Your Dreams Here 2026-11-04
550 Chapter 550 - 274: Live Call! Granny Wang’s Grand Stage—If You Have a Dream, Come On Up (Part 2) 2026-11-04

”Brother Sect Leader, this is just not cool. We trusted you so much, it’s disappointing.”

”+10086, boo hoo hoo.”

Seeing all the comments in the livestream, Ning An rolled his eyes dismissively.

Whoever wants to fall for the scam can go ahead, he certainly won’t.

Just then, his phone suddenly rang.

Although honesty between people is encouraged these days, Ning An couldn’t help but chuckle at the glaring ”scam call” label on the incoming call.

The angle was just right, clearly visible to the folks in the livestream.

”Wow, even the scammers know Brother Sect Leader’s number, yet I, as a loyal fan, don’t. So sad.”

”Hahaha, scam calls today are getting bolder, with the word ’scam’ blatantly displayed, yet they still call people.”

”Even those naive and harmless college students fall for it. No matter how obvious it is, someone will still get scammed.”

”...”

While chatting, the folks in the livestream teased Ning An.

”Brother Sect Leader, couldn’t resist late at night and clicked on those dodgy sites, and leaked your info, huh?”

”Pah! What nonsense! Aren’t international hotties and local teasers enough for Brother Sect Leader?”

”Heh, you don’t get it, do you? House flowers don’t smell as sweet as wild ones. The thrill is in the hunt, not what comes to you.”

”Hehehe, dude, you seem to know your stuff. Your better half’s in your contacts, right? I’ve already screenshotted and sent the gossip to everyone.”

”Damn! Scumbags everywhere! Can’t browse the internet without bumping into them!”

”...”

Ning An initially wanted to hang up, but then he had an idea.

He took out another phone, scrolled through the call history, and quickly found a contact labeled ”sales call.”

Seeing this number, a smile crept onto Ning An’s lips.

Let the scammer scam the salesperson, and the salesperson to hit their targets through the scammer!

This idea is pure genius!

The folks in the livestream watched him open the phonebook, pausing at the sales contact, feeling puzzled.

”Huh, what’s he doing?”

”No idea, but everyone knows there’s no decent person in sales.”

”Yeah, last time I took a sales call thinking it was no big deal, ended up losing sixteen ninety-nine!”

”Being scammed by sales is normal, but losing money with a nine at the end? Haha.”

”No secrets here. They pushed a membership card, promising fun night activities if I signed up...”

”Walt? Are you sure that’s sales?”

”Hey, buddy, drop an address. As a good citizen of the new century, I must personally educate such unscrupulous workers.”

”Alright, alright, awesome!”

Each comment from the livestream viewers, though not explicit, was enough to make anyone burst out laughing.

Ning An smiled slightly. He didn’t hang up the scam call but instead directly dialed back the sales number.

”Huh? What’s Brother Sect Leader doing? Not hanging up but calling another number, what the heck?”

”Hey! Something’s definitely up! Could it be...”

”Damn! Guys, wake up! Time to grab some popcorn!”

”...”

Suddenly, the folks in the livestream understood Ning An’s plan and got excited, eyes wide and ready for the drama.

To gossip mongers, nothing is more important than the gossip itself!

With the sales call connecting, Ning An also picked up the scam call, placing both phones on the desk facing each other.

To ensure clarity, Ning An even thoughtfully turned on the speaker.

”Hello? Are you there?”

The voice from the sales call came first, excited and with a slight magnetic quality.

Ning An sat back with a cup of tea, smiling silently in his chair.

From the other end, the scam call first came with some garbled language, then a somewhat disjointed Mandarin, slightly surprised in tone.

Perhaps they didn’t expect the call not only to connect but for the recipient to seem so eager.

”Hello, Ning An.”

The salesperson quickly checked their list, confirming the name!

Among countless calls, finally, someone called back! It was thrilling!

”Yes... yes, yes!”

The salesperson was near tears, unsure whether it was from their persistence paying off or from human understanding.

In the livestream, viewers found themselves on the floor laughing.

”This is killing me. Both think Ning An is their target; both think they’ve found the right person. If this isn’t genius, I don’t know what is!”

”Pfft! I can’t believe they actually hit it off, with both names matching! And both sides thrilled, but over what?”

”Of course, they’re excited! They each think they’re about to make money. Let the scammer try to scam the sales, and the sales sell to the scammer. Isn’t that perfect?”

”If this isn’t genius, what is?”

”Bravo! Brother Sect Leader, you’re a natural-born genius. I’m dying here. Why couldn’t I come up with this?”

”Hey, if you had this talent, you’d be a top streamer already. Don’t dwell on it, just enjoy and learn.”

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