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Chapter 510 - 262: Bro, How Did You Get Sentenced to Death? No Idea, I Just Stole a Battery · Nov 04, 2026

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501 Chapter 501 - 257: Is 10 Years in Prison Enough? 321, Go to the Link! _2 2026-11-04
502 Chapter 502 - 258: An Old Man With a Young Heart, Wishing for an Ideal Companion 2026-11-04
503 Chapter 503 - 258: The Elder with a Young Heart—Wish for an Ideal Companion! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
504 Chapter 504 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Wife? 2026-11-04
505 Chapter 505 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Companion? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
506 Chapter 506 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp Seeking Immortality? Change the Wick First, Replace It with Potassium Chlorate Mixed with Magnesium Powder 2026-11-04
507 Chapter 507 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp for Longevity? Replace the Wick with Potassium Chlorate and Magnesium Powder_2 2026-11-04
508 Chapter 508 - 261: Asked You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole the Battery to Find a Hooker? 2026-11-04
509 Chapter 509 - 261: I Told You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole a Battery to See Prostitutes? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
510 Chapter 510 - 262: Bro, How Did You Get Sentenced to Death? No Idea, I Just Stole a Battery 2026-11-04
511 Chapter 511 - 262: Bro, Why Were You Sentenced to Death? I Don’t Know, I Just Stole a Battery_2 2026-11-04
512 Chapter 512 - 263: What Was Supposed to Be a 2,000 or 3,000 Yuan Case Turned Into 2 or 3 Shots 2026-11-04
513 Chapter 513 - 263: What Should Have Been a 2–3 Thousand Yuan Matter Turned into 2–3 Shots 2026-11-04
514 Chapter 514 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity 2026-11-04
515 Chapter 515 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_2 2026-11-04
516 Chapter 516 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_3 2026-11-04
517 Chapter 517 - 265: Working Overtime? Over My Dead Body! Wishing at Changchun Temple, Let’s Go! 2026-11-04
518 Chapter 518 - 265: Overtime? Screw That! Changchun Temple Wish, Start It Up! 2026-11-04
519 Chapter 519 - 266: The First Wish Sword Cuts Down the Dog-like Client! Team Building Watching the Down-and-out Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
520 Chapter 520 - 266: The First Vow Sword, Slay the Dog Client First! Team Building Watching the Down-and-Out Client Feed the Chickens! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
521 Chapter 521 - 266: First Wishblade, Strike Down the Scumbag Client! Team Building to Watch the Ruined Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
522 Chapter 522 - 266: First Wish-Slaying Sword, Dogshit Client First! Team Building Watching Fallen Clients Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
523 Chapter 523 - 266: Fulfill the First Sword Wish—Chop Down the Dog Client First! Team-Building Watching the Fallen Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
524 Chapter 524 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Us to Call the Police for You? 2026-11-04
525 Chapter 525 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Help Calling the Police Here? (2) 2026-11-04
526 Chapter 526 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, If Not Evil Cultivator, Then What? 2026-11-04
527 Chapter 527 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, What Else But the Path of Evil Cultivators? 2026-11-04
528 Chapter 528 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved 2026-11-04
529 Chapter 529 - 269: Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved (2) 2026-11-04
530 Chapter 530 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved_3 2026-11-04
531 Chapter 531 - 270: Playing a Game? The Kind Where No One Is Alive 2026-11-04
532 Chapter 532 - 270: Want to Play a Game? The Kind Where There’s Not a Single Living Soul Onsite_2 2026-11-04
533 Chapter 533 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
534 Chapter 534 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
535 Chapter 535 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It—Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 3) 2026-11-04
536 Chapter 536 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (4) 2026-11-04
537 Chapter 537 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded, Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
538 Chapter 538 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It!_6 2026-11-04
539 Chapter 539 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It! Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
540 Chapter 540 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Made It, Daoist Master, I’ve Made It! 2026-11-04
541 Chapter 541 - 271: Ritual Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
542 Chapter 542 - 271: Sacrificial Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
543 Chapter 543 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
544 Chapter 544 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
545 Chapter 545 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
546 Chapter 546 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
547 Chapter 547 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out Fooling Around 2026-11-04
548 Chapter 548 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out for Mischief (Part 2) 2026-11-04
549 Chapter 549 - 274: Live Co-Host! Granny Wang’s Big Stage, Chase Your Dreams Here 2026-11-04
550 Chapter 550 - 274: Live Call! Granny Wang’s Grand Stage—If You Have a Dream, Come On Up (Part 2) 2026-11-04

”Is this dude, Sun, doing a parody?”

Ning An looked at Fei San, bewildered.

Before speaking, the buddy even asked his lawyer, thinking he had some brains.

Unexpectedly, this buddy has some brains, but not much...

The judge signaled for silence in the courtroom, then turned to look at Fei San again:

”Defendant, in court, you must take responsibility for every word you say.”

”I now solemnly ask you again.”

”Why did you sell stolen batteries for money?”

Unlike his earlier outburst, Fei San spoke in a much quieter tone this time.

”Stealing batteries to sell for money, of course, was to hire a prostitute...”

After saying this, he immediately scooted back a bit, leaned toward his lawyer, lowered his voice, and nervously asked:

”Lawyer Wang, did I just say something wrong? Is it a big problem? I spoke honestly, without a lie!”

Is it a big problem?

How can you even ask!

Lawyer Wang, speechless, rubbed his forehead, waved a hand at him, and said:

”It’s not a big problem, not a big problem, I can handle it.”

Although Fei San’s honest words caused some unnecessary complications, overall, it wasn’t a big problem.

It’s just that, on top of theft, another charge of prostitution was added.

According to the laws of Dragon Country, hiring a prostitute doesn’t violate criminal law, nor does it constitute a crime; it’s just a breach of public security management.

Typically, in civil cases like prostitution, you just go through the motions.

If it’s a minor case, it’s just five days’ detention and a five-thousand fine.

You don’t even really need a lawyer.

In the eyes of the lawyer, although Fei San’s words were shocking, the problem was indeed not that big.

”Alright then, I’ll continue questioning you.”

The judge looked at him and continued to ask:

”Where did you hire a prostitute? And how did you find out about this place?”

This time, Fei San didn’t just blurt it out but turned to look at his lawyer.

During the questioning, Lawyer Wang dared not add unnecessary words, just waved his hand, meaning for Fei San to speak the truth, he could handle it.

Seeing this, Fei San understood and turned his head awkwardly, saying, ”Your Honor, any man can find this kind of thing.”

”The place I went to is a garden not far from here. Behind the garden, there’s an alley. We were out playing late, and Zhang Peng insisted on taking me there.”

Yes!

Say it just like that!

Lawyer Wang felt reassured and couldn’t help but feel some relief.

This is the demeanor a defendant should have!

In court, speaking is essentially ninety percent truth, ten percent lies. As long as Fei San doesn’t screw up, he can ensure he receives the lightest punishment.

The judge nodded and asked:

”Defendant, please answer, who is Zhang Peng?”

”What is your relationship with him?”

”And where did you get to know each other?”

Fei San, quick to respond: ”He’s my hometown mate. We met during a gambling session last time.”

The judge: ???

Lawyer Wang suddenly looked up: ???

Everyone online and offline: ???

As soon as these words came out, the courtroom was instantly in an uproar.

Everyone exchanged glances, wide-eyed and dumbfounded, eyes filled with disbelief.

These folks have lived for decades; what haven’t they seen?

But today’s scene... they really hadn’t seen before!

Even the experienced judge showed a moment of shock on his face.

Having served as a judge for decades, he’s seen bold people but never one as daring as Fei San!

The courtroom was hard to keep quiet, and everyone in the live broadcast chatroom was already in chaos.

”My goodness! He’s truly a hidden gem, good boy!”

”I bet his lawyer is about to cry, probably cursing him inside by now.”

”Dying of laughter, who would know their client would be like this—has some brains but clearly not much.”

”Thrilled! Now I understand, the novels I read weren’t written with idiotic plots; they were based on reality!”

”Can’t keep up! Author: Thank you very much...”

”...”

At this moment, Fei San also sensed that the atmosphere was off.

He felt a bit flustered, once again quietly scooting backward, and asked:

”Lawyer Wang, saying it like this shouldn’t be a big problem, right?”

By now, Lawyer Wang was completely numb inside.

He rubbed his forehead with one hand, clenched a fist with the other, and finally waved his hand, gritting his teeth:

”No problem, not a big problem! I can handle it!”

If he didn’t say that, what else could he do?

Sing ”Turn Back Time” a thousand times in court to return to before the session started?

The judge paused and said:

”Gambling? You gamble as well?”

Fei San looked a bit embarrassed, scratching his nose, chuckling dryly:

”Well, just when I’m stressed, I play a bit.”

There’s still hope!

Hearing these words, Lawyer Wang, who had been listening intently, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Playing a few rounds when stressed is normal for people like him, isn’t it?

As long as the amount is not huge, with his professionalism, he can still manage!

The judge nodded and continued to ask:

”Then when are you stressed?”

Fei San, melancholic: ”It’s really stressful during fraud.”

Lawyer Wang: !!!

His heart, which had just calmed down, was suddenly yanked again, as if an invisible hand was squeezing it hard.

He was completely dumbfounded!

Bro, when you came to me, didn’t you say it was just theft?

These constant surprises, you never mentioned them before!

How does fraud come into the picture too!

He hadn’t even caught his breath when he heard Fei San grumble dissatisfiedly:

”People nowadays are too tricky. I scammed only a few thousand in two months, not even as much as a single robbery would make.”

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