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If San Remo wins the Champions League, it would be an unbelievable eleven consecutive victories!

A Champions League trophy requires eleven championship trophies in exchange!

Including among these are the Five Major Leagues title and the UEFA Europa League title!

How astonishing this is.

How magnificent and terrifying!

The media is going crazy.

They seem to be witnessing history.

”Championship Slayers! San Remo has defeated nine champions consecutively!”

”Bayern! The last line of defense for Europe’s powerhouses rests with you!”

”A true miracle! What has San Remo done this season!”

”A perfect Champions League once every fifty years, but an eleven-championship destroyer, maybe once every five hundred years!”

”Destroy football! Lu Yang is demolishing all the honors in traditional football!”

”I only play the strongest! Lu Yang has said this many times on the field and in public, you thought it was a joke, but he took it seriously!”

”Lu Yang perfectly interprets what it means when a dream spoken out loud that won’t be ridiculed doesn’t count as a dream!”

”Eastern Iron Cavalry, sweeps across Europe!”

”How to pronounce the word miracle? Follow me, Le-bu, Lu-bu Lu!”

San Remo’s momentum thus reached its peak.

Reporters interviewed countless people, regardless of who they favored, everyone genuinely hopes San Remo wins this year’s Champions League final.

They stood on the moral high ground, looking down at Bayern Munich.

And this, in turn, sparked Bayern’s fierce resistance.

Why are we suddenly being cast as the big villains?

We are not UEFA’s favorites, historically we haven’t won many Champions League titles.

Last year we finally had an opportunity, but then Izalelt insisted that someone named Lu Yang gave him a motivational boost, teaching him the meaning of not giving up and not abandoning.

This year, well, Izalelt is gone, and that Lu Yang takes the field himself.

Damn it, finish him off!

Besides, so you beat nine champions?

Does that mean you absolutely have to defeat two more champions?

Where in reality do such perfect headlines exist?

Lose when you should lose, win when you should win.

The myth of San Remo should stop at the Champions League final.

The whole world expects them to beat Bayern, doesn’t that just show that the whole world knows they can’t beat Bayern?

Bayern’s club president personally responded in public: ”Being able to consecutively reach the Champions League finals year after year shows that Bayern’s strength is world-class today.”

”AC Milan was similar before, they lost the first time, but won the Champions League the second time.”

”Now, it’s Bayern’s turn to lift the cup.”

”As for San Remo, I can only say they have fulfilled almost all people’s fantasies, which is why they are so popular.”

”But fantasies, in the end, are just fantasies.”

On the San Remo side, Sotu also began a media battle for the team: ”Has Bayern ever considered that the law of reaching the Champions League finals for two consecutive years and winning the cup the second year is actually mistaken?”

”If AC Milan faced Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United the second year, they might not have a chance to turn the tables.”

”Perhaps it’s because their opponent was strong but already arrogant to a certain extent, Bayern, that they won the cup the second year.”

”AC Milan has already shown us how to play against Bayern, we have no reason to lose.”

Bayern’s coach responded subsequently: ”Did AC Milan tell you to lose in the first half? That was just an accident, let AC Milan come again, they are definitely not a match for Bayern.”

”See, they didn’t even make it to the Champions League final this year?”

”We have absolutely no doubts about defeating San Remo. We have also specifically researched San Remo’s tactics in recent times, but after watching for a few minutes, we gave up.”

”Because in our view, San Remo’s tactics are completely messed up!”

Bayern’s coach believes he can definitely provoke Sotu, which is the effect he desires.

A team, if the coach gets angry, then it becomes easier to deal with.

Attacking Sotu about having no tactics, in the Champions League final, Sotu would design many complex tactics to prove this, hence making the team’s offense redundant and not sharp.

And a non-sharp offense is impossible to break through Bayern.

Although Bayern’s strength is far superior to San Remo, they still need to be so cautious, this is the secret of reaching the Champions League final for two consecutive years and winning Bundesliga for five consecutive years!

However, Bayern didn’t know that Sotu didn’t receive this attack.

Because San Remo’s tactics... honestly speaking, even Sotu doesn’t quite understand.

It’s all Brother Lu’s handiwork, with Maniero and Morici also handling part of the work, Sotu just needs to get the whiteboard out for Lu Yang to use.

Why get angry for nothing?

Sure enough, an hour later, Lu Yang responded to Bayern: ”I admire Bayern’s tactics of conceding two goals to AC Milan at the last moment, to be honest, Bayern should start off trailing when playing against us. Otherwise... I’m afraid you can’t bear the pain of being reversed and beaten by the opponent in the Champions League finals for two consecutive years!”

Bayern was done for at that moment.

Can’t get over this hurdle, can you?

Alright, alright, let’s not talk about tactics, okay?

Let’s talk about players.

Bild: ”Good news! Robben confirmed to return! Will start in the Champions League final and help Bayern secure their first Champions League in ten years!”

Robben!

World’s number one left winger!

Good news for Bayern!

No matter how much boasting about being a ”championship destroyer”, it can’t compare to the return of the world’s number one left winger.

It’s very realistic.

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