From Arsenal to the Ball God

He stood up and took out a pre-prepared jersey from under the table, gesturing to one side, ”We are very fortunate to have invited Kyle Walker to join us, and the player will wear the number 2 jersey in the second half of the season.

”This is a signing ceremony related to him, and I believe the player can succeed at Arsenal!”

Kyle Walker is here!

”Ah...!” There was a burst of exclamation at the scene, and everyone’s faces could not remain calm, photographers started taking pictures crazily.

Big news!

Tottenham star Kyle Walker joined Arsenal at the last moment of the transfer window, just before Arsenal’s high-stakes match against Manchester United!

”Click click click...!” The flashlights kept flickering, illuminating Wenger’s face and the sponsor’s billboard behind him.

At the entrance across from Wenger’s viewpoint, a very strong player walked in casually dressed, with a smile on his face — it was Kyle Walker.

It seemed urgent; he didn’t have time to change clothes, wearing a somewhat flashy jacket and jeans, looking rather unruly.

The cameras flashed even more frantically, not wanting to miss a single moment.

Kyle Walker walked all the way to Wenger’s side, and together they held up the team’s number 2 jersey, smiling for the cameras.

”We hope this is a great transfer, a decision that both parties will be grateful for when looking back in a few years,”

Wenger said while motioning for Kyle Walker to sit down, the table had two contracts.

Kyle Walker sat next to Wenger and smiled as he picked up a pen to sign.

”Click!” Amelia watched as the photographer captured the moment of signing, quickly asking the staff to bring out a computer to send the photos back to the newspaper office.

One minute later, two articles with pictures were published online ahead of all other media.

”Kyle Walker joins Arsenal! According to reports, the player’s transfer fee reached 33.5 million Euros, the most expensive signing for Arsenal in recent years!” — Football Record

”Wenger’s Arsenal perfectly ends the winter transfer window, with multiple core players completing renewals! The team will have strong competitiveness in the second half!” — Football Record

Once these two reports were published, they instantly ignited the entire European football scene, already at the height of public opinion, and they captured the attention of all fans.

”Did he really join?!”

”Yes...!”

”A crucial piece in the title race!”

”Fack! With pictures!”

”Kyle Walker you traitor, backstabber! We’ll hate you for life!”

”I curse you to never win a Premier League title or a Champions League title in your life! Wherever you go, you’ll bring bad luck to the team! Fuck y*****!”

”Scumbag!”

”.....”

Comments refreshed and increased by hundreds in number, with the heat rising from a light red ’hot’ to a deep red ’boom’, eventually reaching the orange-red ’explosive’ symbolizing the peak of exaggeration!

Tottenham players quickly deleted posts, while Arsenal fans and Tottenham fans shifted their insult battlefield to these two reports.

News conference site.

”Yes, many in the team have completed renewals, nearly all the core players with expiring contracts,”

Wenger sat in the main seat, smiling happily and nodding, ”This was a very perfect winter window, we completed the two goals we wanted to achieve very well.”

”Ding dong! Ding dong!” On-site, some reporters’ phones vibrated rapidly, and many took them out to take a look, discovering their boss’s scolding messages, admonishing them for being too slow.

They were baffled, wasn’t the press conference just starting?

Many snapped photos of the ongoing press conference and expressed that they already thought about how to write their reports tonight.

”Ding dong! Ding dong!” Their phones vibrated crazily again, and upon checking, they found even dirtier scolding from their bosses, this time with two appended pictures.

Published at 10:12:05 — ”Kyle Walker joins.....”

Published at 10:12:09 — ”Multiple core players renew.....”

Many suddenly felt something was wrong with the world, they glanced at the time, it was 10:14, wasn’t Wenger just saying that the renewals were very perfect?

”Swipe!” More than a dozen reporters turned their eyes to Amelia, looking at her with confusion, feeling everyone was on two different timelines.

”Arsenal is a successful club, they’ve encountered some trouble recently, I think my arrival is to solve these problems,”

Kyle Walker leaned to the microphone, smiling, ”Of course, I have to admit, my former teammate Ma’el played a role in my transfer, twice inviting me to join over the phone, painting a grand blueprint of the team’s future.

”I was moved by him, you know, for someone who has achieved success with Ma’el, I couldn’t refuse his invitation.

”I’ve always longed to create another brilliance with him, now this opportunity has come.

”Joining Arsenal was my childhood dream, I always looked forward to playing for this team.”

”...”

”Did I say that when joining Tottenham too? I don’t remember, maybe fans edited it, you know, many like to attribute words to famous people, even if the famous person never said it.”

On this day, Tottenham fans might only have three things to say.

”**** Kyle Walker!”

”**** Arsenal!”

”***** Ma’el!”

Arsenal fans’ feelings might also be summarized in three phrases, only needing to replace ’****’ with ’I love you’ from the above three phrases.

On this day, neutral fans chose to silently join either the Tottenham or Arsenal camp, discussing this transfer, stirring up a heated debate.