Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 436: Chapter 431: This Name Really Lacks Punch

By now, Lin Zifeng felt as if his head had been filled with lead.

This wasn’t dating; looking at this chubby creature’s disgusting appearance, Lin Zifeng felt something was off.

”Here, Xin Ran, eat more. This place is famous, you know. Just a fruit platter costs over two hundred. Eat it while it’s free because someone else is paying today.” As soon as the waiter brought the food, this chubby creature started eating like she hadn’t eaten in centuries. Eating was one thing, but then she had to say something so insipid.

She really must have thought Lin Zifeng was a fool!

”Cough!” The woman named Xin Ran covered her lips and coughed to signal the chubby one to watch her words.

When she glanced at the man opposite her, who was maintaining a bitter smile, she noticed he was only looking down and not speaking.

The chubby creature, seeing Xin Ran’s gaze on the man across, felt somewhat embarrassed.

After stuffing the last piece of watermelon into her mouth, she licked the juice left on her fingers.

She casually tore off a piece of napkin and asked nonchalantly, ”What’s your name?”

A person’s quality and upbringing are apparent the moment they speak.

”Lin Zifeng.”

”Lin Zifeng? Ha, what a bizarre name.” The chubby one burst into laughter right there, shaking her head styled in a taste only she understood.

She said spitefully, ”That name lacks any appeal, not as good as my idol’s.”

”Don’t you think so, Xin Ran?”

Damn it!

Did this chubby creature wake up and confuse her mouth with the toilet this morning? Since when do names need vigor? If she wanted excitement, she should go find Psy from Korea who’s gotten quite popular.

Who needs anything else when his flamboyant presence alone is thrilling enough?

Lin Zifeng was confused by her words, sweat forming on his forehead like rainfall.

”My name is Liu Yifei,” said the chubby creature.

”Liu Yifei?” Lin Zifeng couldn’t trust his eyes, nor could he believe his ears.

To think she’d dare to claim the name Liu Yifei—her parents must be incredibly bold.

”She’s called Xin Ran. We’ve been close friends since childhood.”

”Oh, oh, oh!” Lin Zifeng nodded, sipping his juice through a straw.

Focusing on Xin Ran again, she too was eating tastelessly, as if she hadn’t eaten for days. She showed no class whatsoever.

But Lin Zifeng wasn’t one to be petty.

He was just about to ask something else.

That chubby girl cut in again.

”How many houses do you own? In the city or the countryside? If it’s in the countryside, then forget about it. Also, what car do you drive? In my opinion, a man without a car worth over three hundred thousand lacks taste. Of course, it also depends on your current social status. I just don’t know what state-owned enterprise you work for? Specifically, which department and position? We Xin Ran are looking for a man who can take care of her and provide her with a reliable future...”

”Sorry, I just want to explain something...”

”Don’t interrupt me, let me finish,” the chubby creature waved her hand, silencing Lin Zifeng once again.

”...”

Did she even realize that this was supposed to be a blind date?

Lin Zifeng, though usually even-tempered, especially towards women, felt an urge to explode at this moment.

”Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.” Lin Zifeng said, his smile more a grimace as he maintained his gentlemanly demeanor.

The woman named Xin Ran merely glanced at him indifferently, her arrogance apparent as if her presence alone was a great favor to Lin Zifeng.

She was enjoying the lavish dinner the plump woman had ordered for her, appearing quite content.

Lin Zifeng left with a beaming smile, but his face quickly turned grim.

In terms of mere quality, these two didn’t hold a candle to Li Lin.

It wasn’t until Lin Zifeng entered the restroom and washed his face, looking at his own reflection repeatedly,

that he chuckled bitterly to himself.

”Lin Zifeng, oh Lin Zifeng! Who would have thought you’d see this day?” he sighed and shook his head helplessly. It seemed Li Tian had really outdone himself introducing him to this date.

By the time Lin Zifeng returned, the plump woman and Xin Ran had already cleaned off the food from the table.

It was as if these two women hadn’t eaten in a long while.

Just as Lin Zifeng turned to enter the hall, he found the chubby lady and the woman named Xin Ran standing at the counter, laughing and talking.

Lin Zifeng was about to leave when he paused.

”Xin Ran, since today we have a big fool to support us, let’s eat heartily. The food here is expensive, not something ordinary people can afford. Rarely do we have the chance to feast like this. Just look at that guy, the way he was eyeing you, he’s definitely taken with you already. We must clean him out today.”

”Hmph, with his poor appearance, I wouldn’t glance at him twice. If I wasn’t carrying a ’burden,’ I would have walked away already,” said the woman named Xin Ran as she marked up the menu, though it was unclear how much extravagant food she had ordered while Lin Zifeng was in the restroom.

”Ah, Xin Ran, I’m really worried about you. You’re pregnant now, and that man hasn’t given you a satisfactory answer yet. Are you going to keep dragging this out?” said the plump woman, her brow furrowed in concern.

”You don’t understand. He’s just dealing with a family matter right now. I believe he will definitely come back, so I must wait for him. The little one in my belly is the only leverage I have.”

Lin Zifeng was shocked as he overheard this from around the corner.

After all this, he was just a backup plan?

They were merely using him as a shield.

Suddenly, a surge of anger welled up in Lin Zifeng’s chest.

No man would tolerate such actions, especially since these two contemptible women treated him as a mere backup and carried themselves so haughtily.

However, Lin Zifeng did not lose his temper on the spot, but calmly and composedly returned to his seat.

Upon seeing Lin Zifeng’s return, the two women quickly handed the annotated menu to the waiter, requesting all the dishes to be served at once.

Lin Zifeng returned to his table, crossed his legs, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and started smoking casually.

The sight of the man opposite them smoking without regard for their feelings made the face of the woman named Xin Ran look extremely displeased.

”Could you please put out your cigarette?” the plump woman quickly realized that pregnant women should not be exposed to cigarette smoke, as they are very sensitive to it.

”A cigarette? Oh! Sorry, I have a habit, unfortunately. Seeing beautiful women excites me so much that I feel the urge to smoke a cigarette to calm my nerves, hope you ladies don’t mind,” Lin Zifeng said with a smile.

”Ugh, tasteless man,” the chubby woman rolled her eyes, then cleared her throat and continued, ”Well, I checked up on you earlier, and seeing that you look well-behaved, Xin Ran has decided to give you a chance to date her. But let me tell you, it’s just one chance, so don’t get too excited. Also, I must be present in any interactions between you two in the future, as I fear Xin Ran might be taken advantage of. Moreover, Xin Ran hasn’t been feeling well lately, suffering from insomnia and poor nutrition, so whenever you’re together, you must take her to nourish her health. And...”

”Stop, stop! I’m just asking one thing, am I dating this beautiful, elegant, high-class lady, or am I dating you?” Lin Zifeng directly interrupted the plump woman’s endless rant.