Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1349: Chapter 1351: Bizarre Weapon

The system went crazy, totally crazy!

Do you know what kind of weapon that unworthy person Lu Xiaobu customized?!

Here’s a hint, just one word.

Uh... sorry, my bad, most weapons can be described with one word.

Well, just to tell you straight, it isn’t the usual knife or sword, nor the rare Green Dragon Crescent Blade, Fangtian Halberd, and the like.

It’s a bed!

Yes, you read that right! And I didn’t misspeak!

It’s a bed! The kind you sleep on!

Lu Xiaobu actually had the weapon manufacturing machine make him a bed!

What the hell!

Lu Xiaobu, I beg you, just act normal for once!

Can you do that?!

Putting aside whether a bed counts as a weapon, even if it does, are you planning to carry a bed to a fight?!

Imagine this scene with me.

Like the martial arts duel on Huashan!

The first person, carrying a sword.

The second person, with a knife on his back!

The third person stepped up his game, bringing out a large sword as big as a door panel, rarely seen in the Heavenly Dynasty!

The crowd gasped in surprise at the sight of the door-sized sword, marveling at its massive size!

And then Lu Xiaobu comes in with a bed on his back!

And it’s a double bed!

Alright, here’s the question, how big are the hearts of the fighters and spectators now?

First option, three bedrooms and a living room.

Second option, a detached villa.

Third option, Tiananmen Square!

Definitely the third one, right?!

Can you understand it?! Can you imagine it?!

Look at the double bed in your house, Lu Xiaobu wants to carry that thing to a fight!

The system is utterly furious, while Lu Xiaobu seems oblivious.

He’s thinking simply!

Since the materials aren’t high-end enough, why forge a weapon at all? Why not forge a bed?!

Besides, who says beds can’t fight?!

Seriously!

That kind of ’fight!’

Get it?!

”Host, you go ahead and play,” the system said, too angry to speak further, deciding to bail out, fearing it might get too angry to stay!

Lu Xiaobu ignored it, turning around to look at that piggy bank.

Apparently, the piggy bank never encountered such a weird weapon, and for a moment, it couldn’t react!

But eventually, it followed the procedure.

A progress bar appeared below the material input slot.

Interestingly, the progress bar did not end at one hundred percent but extended a bit beyond that.

Lu Xiaobu roughly understood what it meant, saying you could surpass it.

Interesting.

Without hesitating, Lu Xiaobu began preparing to throw materials into it.

What to throw first?

Of course, the cubic meter of gold brought back from Dubai!

This stuff has been sitting here for a long time and hasn’t been useful, so let’s throw it in first.

”Kerplunk.”

The small 20 tons of gold vanished on the spot!

Just listen, 20 tons of gold, hearing this number again still makes one’s heart quiver.

Others talk in grams, Dubai talks in kilograms, and here Lu Xiaobu threw in 20 tons!

Even with 20 tons, the progress bar only increased by twenty percent.

That means one ton of gold accounts for one percent.

Lu Xiaobu looked at it and was delighted instead of surprised!

The more extravagant, the better, because it signifies the higher quality of the bed!

Meanwhile, Liang Lan and others came back from work.

Before chatting, Liang Lan heard Lu Xiaobu speak first: ”Sister Lan, contact Dubai and order twenty tons of platinum for me.”

”Twenty tons of platinum?!” Liang Lan got scared: ”Why do we need so much platinum?”

”I have use for it,” Lu Xiaobu didn’t elaborate.

”Alright then,” Liang Lan said with a wry smile.

Platinum, actually what people commonly refer to as white gold!

This stuff is even rarer than gold!

Speaking of numbers, it’s probably more intuitive for everyone, that in our country, the proven reserves of platinum are only about 120 tons!

That is to say, the young master is asking for one-sixth of the country’s reserves!

Really don’t know what the young master wants so much platinum for!

Of course, the price is still acceptable, even by market value without the Dubai discount, it doesn’t exceed ten billion.

Over here, Liang Lan went to arrange it.

”Luo Xue, buy up the entire inventory of the largest beddings market in Shimen for me,” Lu Xiaobu said after some thought.

Since it is a bed, pillows, mattresses, and whatnot can’t be lacking.

”What?!” Su Luoxue was bewildered.

Buy all the beddings?!

Boss, what are you doing?

However, she proceeded with the task right after.

Not asking too much is a good habit.

”What else? Should I get some diamonds?” Lu Xiaobu mused, stroking his chin.

He is currently unsure about how this piggy bank will operate.

Will it dismantle everything into components, or just process it?

If it dismantles everything, both diamonds and coal are carbon atoms, so there’s no need for them!

Forget it, it seems more likely to process.

After all, the thing is a forge, not a recombination machine.

If that’s the case.

Lu Xiaobu thought of something: ”Sister Lan, tell Dubai not to deliver it.”

”Don’t want it anymore?” Liang Lan breathed a sigh of relief.

Earlier, she informed Dubai, and even a Dubai prince was shocked — twenty tons of platinum?! What’s your young master up to?! Last time you wiped out our Gold Street with twenty tons of gold, and now, you want another twenty tons of platinum?!

Hence, if it’s no longer needed, that’s good; both she and the Dubai prince can breathe easier.

After all, transportation alone is quite a hassle.

Last time, it was under naval escort, will it require another escort now?

”Not that I don’t want it, I’m having them ready it up because I’m going to fetch it myself,” Lu Xiaobu nodded.

”Alright then!” Liang Lan repeated her wry smile, nothing but resignation at this point.

What idea did Lu Xiaobu come up with?

Quite simple, since this piggy bank isn’t picky, why should he bother going picky with metals?

Moreover, it’s hard to gather them all!

He’ll just go buy mines and gobble them up!

I’m seriously so clever!

”Sister Lan, book a ticket, to South Africa. Zhang Meng will go with me, others better not go, it’s a dangerous place,” Lu Xiaobu said aloud.

”Leaving again?” Lu’s father just got back with the little girl and muttered as he heard Lu Xiaobu was going abroad again.

When the son travels a thousand miles, the mother worries, no matter how capable Lu Xiaobu is, he’s still his son, how can he not worry?

”Don’t worry, Dad, this time it’s short, I’ll be back soon,” Lu Xiaobu said.

Lu Xiaobu put on his coat and headed out.

He just returned from America and now he’s off straight to South Africa.

However, unlike last time which was a complete leisure trip, this time, he has an objective!

Of course, before leaving, Lu Xiaobu first went to the bedding wholesale market.

Sweeping all the beddings there clean.

Uh, the progress bar only increased by one percent, and that one percent seemed to increase reluctantly!

Indeed, making a weapon and adding in mattresses, even the weapon manufacturing machine is probably having a breakdown!