Ghost Catching System

”Interested in me?”

Chu Hao felt a chill and said, ”Sorry, Brother Hao isn’t into guys. If you need to get something off your chest, I can recommend a place for you.”

Yan Chen’s expression turned gloomy. ”You know what I’m talking about. I admire you a lot. How about joining the Yan Family?”

Chu Hao unapologetically replied, ”Are you an idiot? You send people to mess with me, and now you want to win me over? Are you just bored?”

Yan Chen narrowed his eyes and said coldly, ”I gave you a chance; you’re the one who didn’t treasure it.”

With that, Yan Chen hung up the phone.

Dude, you think you’re so cool! If you did that to my face, I’d make you unrecognizable, even to your own aunt.

”What the hell,” Chu Hao cursed.

As for those six men, Chu Hao didn’t plan to do anything more to them; sterilization and cutting off their family line were punishment enough.

Chu Hao made a call. ”I have a task for you: find out where Yan Chen is.”

On the other end of the phone, Chen Fugui was quite excited, even on the verge of tears.

The once formidable mercenary assassin had become a salesperson. Now that he had a task, he was so thrilled he practically jumped up and shouted, ”Guaranteed completion of the task!”

Chu Hao then added, ”That Yan Chen is cut from the same cloth as me, so you need to be careful.”

Chen Fugui was moved to tears, overwhelmed with emotion. Chu Hao was actually concerned about him!

So moved, I feel like crying.

”I definitely won’t let you down,” Chen Fugui said firmly.

After hanging up, Chu Hao couldn’t help but shiver. Is Chen Fugui a bit bent?

Finally, the next day, Chu Hao checked out of the hotel and returned to Sanqing Pavilion. His health had improved considerably after eating the nourishing soup Diao Chan had sent.

It was simply a matter of replenishment: whatever was lacking was resupplied.

Sanqing Pavilion was growing in scale, with twenty service staff and Zhang Qin’ai managing finances. Actually, she was still an apprentice and was being trained by Fang Linxuan.

For dealing with supernatural events, there were Yu Sicheng, Wang Meng, Ju Desheng, and Ankang Mo.

The latter three were novices, but after spending some time with Yu Sicheng, they were starting to get the hang of it.

Besides, with so many Magic Artifacts and mystical books from Chu Hao, even a pig would become enlightened, wouldn’t it?

Diao Chan had also joined Sanqing Pavilion. She was already one of Chu Hao’s people and the most skilled Yin Yang Great Master among them. After the four witnessed Diao Chan’s abilities, they were all thoroughly awed, almost ready to call her Queen.

Chu Hao was quite content with the current situation.

Fang Linxuan approached and said, ”Ah-Hao, I’m... I’m sorry.”

Chu Hao gave a bitter smile. ”Auntie Fang, you were the one who drugged me last time, right?”

With the cat out of the bag, Fang Linxuan was too embarrassed to speak, her head hanging low.

Chu Hao, feeling helpless, whispered, ”Auntie, where did you buy that drug?”

Fang Linxuan was startled. ”Online.”

”Can you give me the contact information?” Chu Hao whispered.

Fang Linxuan was speechless, realizing she had been overly sentimental. This kid hadn’t taken the incident to heart at all and was even asking for the contact information.

Fang Linxuan asked curiously, ”What are you planning to do?”

Seeing her strange look, Chu Hao quickly said, ”Don’t get the wrong idea, Auntie. I think that drug is pretty powerful. Not only does it excite people, but it also causes temporary amnesia. It’s impressive, and I plan to use it to deal with some folks.”

Fang Linxuan was at a loss for words. Only he could have thought of that. I pity the poor soul who’s going to be his target now.

”Sure.”

Once he had the contact information, Chu Hao quickly sent a message using WeChat on his phone.

King Chubi: ”You there? Need to buy drugs.”

Medicine King: ”Yes, available. Our shop’s main products are Happy Union Powder, Three Day Bull, and Tyrant Bow.”

Chu Hao was startled and asked, ”I know about Happy Union Powder, but what are Three Day Bull and Tyrant Bow?”

Medicine King: ”Three Day Bull: after ingesting it, it takes half an hour to take effect and keeps you in an excited state for three days, if you know what I mean.”

Holy shit!!

Thank goodness Fang Linxuan didn’t give him that. Being in that state for three days straight would be lethal.

Chu Hao became interested. ”And what is the Tyrant Bow?”

Medicine King: ”The Tyrant Bow: after a man ingests it, he will be ’overpowered’ by a woman, so to speak. It’s effective only on women, with noticeable results. I advise women with strong desires against taking it.”

”Why?”

Medicine King: ”Uh... the effect is too intense. Some time ago, someone gave it to a woman with strong desires. As a result, she had him twenty-four times in one night—it drained the man of his vitality. I’m even considering stopping its sale.”

Damn!!

There’s actually such a thing? That guy who lost his vitality completely asked for it.

Chu Hao asked, ”I’ll just buy the Happy Union Powder then. Do you have anything that works quickly?”

Medicine King: ”Yes, an enhanced version, in powder form. However, it’s a bit pricier, one thousand per packet.”

”Price is not an issue. How soon does it take effect?”

Medicine King: ”One minute.”

”Give me fifty packets.”

Medicine King: ”...Big brother, this drug is pretty potent. Take it easy.”

”No worries, no worries. If it’s good, I’ll continue to buy from you.”

Chu Hao put away his phone. Although he wanted to deal with Yan Chen, he decided to wait for the medicine to arrive. Besides, it would take Chen Fugui some time to find Yan Chen.

It had been a while since he had attended classes. Chu Hao wondered if he should go to school. Just then, his phone rang.

It was Ankang Mo. ”Ah-Hao, want to go get your driver’s license? I’ve bought a spot, so you don’t have to take the tests—just go through the procedure once.”

”Great, where are you?” Chu Hao had been eager to learn to drive, thinking about the luxury cars at his villa that no one drove—it was absurd.

Ankang Mo sent the address, and Chu Hao took a cab there.

Indeed, many people were taking their tests. Chu Hao skipped Subject One and Subject Two, going straight to Subject Three, just to walk through the process.

Ankang Mo met Chu Hao, and the two headed to the driving school to see the examiner.

The driving school examiner said, ”You two will take Subject Three. Just drive a stretch of road to go through the motions, and that will suffice.”

The examiner, having taken their money, was naturally very polite to them.

Chu Hao was a bit confused. ”Take the test just like that? I’ve never even driven before. Let me try it once!”

The examiner immediately became exasperated. After a long silence, he said, ”You’ve never driven a car?”

”Uh... no.”

The examiner said helplessly, ”Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get in the car.”

Once in the car, Chu Hao learned incredibly quickly.

”Correct! Honk the horn, use the turn signal. Young man, you’re doing great; you’re a natural at driving.”

There were only three people in the car: Chu Hao, the examiner, and Ankang Mo.

Nonsense. Brother Hao had already memorized the traffic rules. Driving was just a matter of getting familiar with the process.

The examiner also thought Chu Hao was clever and said, ”Next is a downhill curve, and there’s an intersection where you need to honk.”

”Got it.”

Suddenly, Chu Hao felt something was wrong. A sedan was approaching from behind at breakneck speed, easily doing 120 km/h on the downhill curve. It was closing in fast and looked like it was about to crash into them.

Chu Hao swerved the rear of the car, and the learner vehicle just scraped by—knocking off the side mirror.

”Holy shit!!” the two passengers screamed. If it weren’t for Chu Hao’s quick reflexes, they would have been hit.

BANG!

Tragically, the reckless driver, who probably thought he was the Mount Akina Racing God, jerked the steering wheel, went flying off the road, rolled a few times, and crashed into the guardrail.