Ghost Catching System

Diao Chan snorted, expressing her dissatisfaction.

White Impermanence quickly recovered. Looking at the phone in Diao Chan’s hand, he exclaimed in surprise, ”Is… is this the latest model phone? Let me have a look.”

White Impermanence was so attracted to the phone, he couldn’t keep his hands off it.

Amazing! Is this really White Impermanence? Chu Hao thought.

White Impermanence then realized that the phone was actually livestreaming. He shrieked and quickly covered his face. ”What’s going on! Mortal, are you running a livestream?”

Chu Hao cleared his throat and said, ”Is that not allowed?”

White Impermanence replied with glee, ”No, no, let me put on some makeup.”

As he spoke, White Impermanence turned his head and waved his hands rapidly. Soon after, he turned back around, his face transformed into a handsome and charming one, suave and scholarly in demeanor.

Then, White Impermanence waved to the phone screen and said, ”Hi, everyone! I’m White Impermanence.”

The viewers in the livestreaming room: ”...”

Qin Boren: ”Is this White Impermanence? He doesn’t look like it at all.”

Li Yin: ”Argh! My image of White Impermanence is ruined! To think he actually looks like that.”

Luo Yan: ”He must have put on makeup; I saw foundation.”

Yi Qinglian: ”Yeah! He even put on eyeliner. It can’t be fake, right?”

Tang Mo: ”Chu Hao, is this a background actor you hired?”

Yue Shanshan: ”This White Impermanence is trying too hard with his appearance; he doesn’t look like the legends at all. I still prefer Hei Wuchang.”

White Impermanence had been ready to enjoy the shock and cheers of the livestream viewers, as his popularity in the Yang Realm was quite high. But when he saw the viewers’ comments, he exploded with fury.

White Impermanence cursed at the screen, ”I am indeed White Impermanence! Are you mortals blind? And... what’s so good about Hei Wuchang? Just a big black face, not nearly as handsome as me!”

”Damn… if you’re White Impermanence, I’ll livestream myself eating shit!”

”Argh! My ideal White Impermanence! How did he turn into a little pretty boy and a little white face?”

”This White Impermanence isn’t even as handsome as me.”

”Turns out White Impermanence is so repulsive, almost like those little white faces in Human World films. It’s totally disillusioning.”

White Impermanence was fuming and started cursing out the viewers on the livestream.

Chu Hao was speechless. So this was the kind of White Impermanence he was dealing with.

It wasn’t until White Impermanence removed his makeup, revealing a smiling, deathly pale face to the livestream, that the viewers finally started praising him.

”Haha... That’s the real White Impermanence! Much easier on the eyes.”

”Wow! Exactly like the legends! Did you see his constant smile? Is that a fixed expression?”

”HO HO… I’ve already saved a White Impermanence sticker pack. I’ll make one later, guaranteed to be a hit.”

Only then did White Impermanence feel slightly consoled.

White Impermanence, hands behind his back, asked, ”Mortal! How did you get to Ghost Gate Pass?”

With a wave of his hand, Chu Hao said indifferently, ”I come and go as I wish. No one can stop me.”

White Impermanence, surprised, looked Chu Hao up and down, a smile constantly on his face. He said slyly, ”You’re lying. This Lord Impermanence smells another living person’s scent on you, and it’s a very familiar one too. Who did you come with?”

So White Impermanence has a dog’s nose too! Chu Hao simply spilled the beans about Emperor Bai Jiang.

White Impermanence then snorted coldly. ”So it’s Emperor Bai Jiang. Relying on the Yin Yang Mirror to move freely in and out of the Underworld. It’s only a matter of time before we capture him.”

Chu Hao, somewhat surprised, asked, ”You know him?”

White Impermanence snorted again. ”More than know him! The Yin Yang Mirror originated from the Underworld, from the hands of the Ghost Emperor of the West, Master Wang. Eighteen years ago, Black and White Impermanence crossed swords with him, but he escaped.”

Chu Hao was astonished. Emperor Bai Jiang truly had some skills, actually going head-to-head with Black and White Impermanence. Doesn’t that mean his combat ability is on par with two Ghost Generals?

Damn! So that Silver Fur kid was that powerful. I was almost fooled by him.

At the time, Chu Hao had even thought about teaching that guy a lesson. Good thing he didn’t make a move.

White Impermanence said coldly, ”Since you came with him, are you also one of his people?”

At that moment, Chu Hao felt a chilling aura from White Impermanence, as if he would be captured the instant he said yes.

Chu Hao quickly said, ”Don’t get the wrong idea. I have a score to settle with him. He brought me here and then left. I still need to find him back in the Yang Realm to settle things.”

White Impermanence nodded. ”I see.”

The Underworld wasn’t what one might imagine. Chu Hao, a living person, had barged in, yet he hadn’t encountered any trouble from the Ghost Officiant, White Impermanence.

Actually, that was a mistaken impression. White Impermanence could see Chu Hao was formidable, so there was no need to make an enemy of him. The fellow was incredibly shrewd.

「...」

Far away, a tall, thin Ghost Officiant with round, bulging eyes watched Chu Hao, both shocked and wary.

Indeed, this Ghost Officiant was Gao Jingshou.

Gao Jingshou exclaimed, ”He... he’s chased me all the way to the Underworld? What do I do! What do I do!”

Gao Jingshou was utterly panicked, convinced Chu Hao had come for him. This Exorcist is terrifying! No, this is terrible! I must report to Lords Ox-Head and Horse-Face! Ma Gaoshan and Niu Liushui—their disciples—were both killed by Chu Hao! Their Lordships will definitely seek revenge if they find out he’s here!

Meanwhile, Chu Hao arrived at the Impermanence Palace. Black and White Impermanence really knew how to enjoy themselves. The Impermanence Palace was tall and large, similar to ancient pavilions, with many Ghost Officiants coming and going, all quite busy with their clerical work—this was what White Impermanence usually managed.

As for Hei Wuchang, he was in charge of the field officiants.

”Why haven’t I seen Hei Wuchang?” Chu Hao asked.

White Impermanence walked ahead, hands clasped behind his back, and replied, ”He’s on a trip.”

”Lord Impermanence, there’s a case here that needs your attention,” a clerical Ghost Officiant said, presenting a document.

White Impermanence glanced at it, his expression somewhat surprised. He then said to Chu Hao, ”Go ahead and look around on your own for a while. When I return, you can tell me more about matters in the Yang Realm.”

With that, White Impermanence hurriedly left, as if he indeed had some important matter to attend to.

Chu Hao couldn’t help but marvel. The Underworld really resembled the Human World’s governmental and judicial systems. It was incredibly organized.

The Impermanence Palace was vast. As Chu Hao toured it, he discovered many interesting things, like the various types of Ghost Officiants. There weren’t just human-like ones; he also saw toad Ghost Officiants and ant Ghost Officiants. It was almost like something out of a fantasy movie.

Impressive.

Chu Hao took out his mobile phone, only to find there was no signal.

Damn! How come there’s no signal?

With no other choice, he could only take photos as souvenirs, snapping pictures and recording videos, having a lot of fun along the way.

Suddenly, Chu Hao felt a chill behind him. He spun around abruptly to see a tall, dark figure staring at him, its face set in a grim expression as if someone owed it money. The figure bellowed, ”Who are you?”

Hei Wuchang! That guy’s sudden appearance made me jump!

It had to be said, Hei Wuchang was even more terrifying. Heavy Evil Qi emanated from him, and he wore a tall black hat inscribed with ”All Under Heaven Peaceful.”

Chu Hao was somewhat alarmed. He could feel that this Hei Wuchang was definitely much more powerful than White Impermanence.

”I came in with White Impermanence.”

Hei Wuchang, his face grim, lowered his head to sniff at Chu Hao and then demanded, ”A living person?”