Ghost Catching System

Zhang Qin’ai swaggered over, lifted her chest with both hands and said, ”So? Didn’t your big sis here level up her size?”

Chu Hao was completely defeated by her. Zhang Qin’ai was indeed pretty, but so far, she’s also the most masculine woman he’s ever met.

Honestly, Chu Hao’s always been a bit scared of her. Back in the day, he snuck a peek when she was showering and got caught red-handed.

She didn’t snitch to the director though, so Chu Hao was relieved. But guess what? Then the nightmare began.

The reason Chu Hao turned out a little pervy is all thanks to Zhang Qin’ai—she was seriously hardcore. Back then, she’d often ask Chu Hao to check out her figure, stark naked, just letting him judge.

Even comparing herself to the ladies on TV.

Y’all know what?

Chu Hao was only twelve at the time!!

Poor guy, some part of him was skinny as a toothpick. Worse yet, he could only look, couldn’t touch, and the more he watched, the more he wanted, to the point where just seeing a woman made him lose it.

Ju Desheng was a bit emotional, saying, ”Qin Ai, take a good look at me! Who am I?”

Zhang Qin’ai stared at Ju Desheng, surprised, and said, ”Brother Gou?”

Ju Desheng burst out into a big laugh, super happy, ”Yep, it’s me, Brother Gou!”

Off to the side, Bai Jingyu was fuming and shouted, ”Ju Desheng, come here with me.”

Ju Desheng’s excitement vanished instantly; he awkwardly followed Bai Jingyu, and all everyone heard was a woman cursing, plus the sound of slaps.

Chu Hao couldn’t help frowning—Ju Desheng’s life sucked, totally suppressed by his woman, didn’t even dare fight back.

Because it was Grandma Ji’s birthday, everyone brought a ton of stuff; Grandma Ji was thrilled and handed out candy to the kids.

Zhang Qin’ai gave Chu Hao a slap on the shoulder, saying, ”Hey, you always brought something before, how come you got nothing this year?”

Chu Hao laughed awkwardly, ”I got stuff on the way, should be here soon.”

A guy from the orphanage chuckled, ”Little Maozi is in school, right? He’s in senior year now, so it’s normal for school stuff to cost a lot.”

Zhang Qin’ai slapped her chest again, lively as a rabbit, ”Little Maozi, if you need help, just tell sis!”

”No worries, I’m good on cash,” Chu Hao said with a grin.

He didn’t wanna be pretentious in front of the orphanage people—after all, they’d grown up together, basically like family.

But to Bai Jingyu that sounded fake, so she snorted, ”No money but still pretending? Total country bumpkin behavior.”

Chu Hao was seriously annoyed by this woman, said, ”How’s it any of your business? You got crap on your tongue or something?”

”You!” Bai Jingyu was pissed, glaring at Ju Desheng, as if expecting him to say something.

Ju Desheng could only sigh, ”Mouse, give Brother Gou some face, okay?”

Chu Hao patted Brother Gou’s shoulder, replied coldly, ”Get rid of that kind of woman quick. However far Yellow River is, let her roll out that far. Just looking at her is annoying.”

”Ding…Host pretended successfully, earned 400 Pretentiousness Points.”

Everyone stared at Chu Hao in shock—when did this kid get so badass, like he just ate explosives?

Ju Desheng’s mouth twitched. He’s just a high schooler, what does he know? Life’s tough now. If it wasn’t for Bai Jingyu, he’d still be a little Shamate.

Bai Jingyu sneered, ”With your sorry ass, you can’t even buy a present. Do you think you qualify to talk to me?”

The rest of the people in the yard also thought this woman was kind of shitty, constantly picking on Chu Hao.

Zhang Qin’ai wasn’t having it, said, ”What’s your deal! If you’ve got guts, don’t hang out here, looking at you makes my eyes hurt.”

Sis, you rock!

That line totally pissed Bai Jingyu off; she flew into a rage, screaming, ”Who the hell do you two think you are? How dare you talk to me like that? Ju Desheng, you bastard, you’re just gonna watch me get bullied? Asshole! We’re done, breaking up, right now.”

Ju Desheng’s face was grim, totally lost on what to do.

Zhang Qin’ai saw the old director and Grandma Ji coming outside—it was Grandma Ji’s birthday after all, so she didn’t want to upset the elders—and said, ”If you wanna blow up, go outside. This yard doesn’t welcome you one bit.”

Bai Jingyu was seething, shouting, ”Fucking green tea bitch.”

Chu Hao was ice cold, about to make a move.

Ju Desheng clenched his fists, ”Enough.”

Bai Jingyu looked shocked, pointed at him and cursed, ”Ju Desheng, you motherfucker, try saying that again!”

Ju Desheng was raging too; he slapped the table and stood up, red-faced, ”Can you stop barking here? This is my home, can’t you show some respect?”

”Respect my ass!” Bai Jingyu started spitting poison, raising her hand to slap someone.

Chu Hao was just about to step in, but Zhang Qin’ai stood up first, slapped her backhand, and cursed, ”Crazy bitch, get out!”

Chu Hao instantly clapped, ”Qin Jie, you’re awesome!”

Bai Jingyu was stunned by the slap, clutching her face.

”You! You guys—Bro…she hit me!” Bai Jingyu was straight up whining now.

Bai Jiangming’s face was ugly. His sister got hit—and by a girl. He glared coldly, ”Ju Desheng, you did good. If you don’t give me an explanation today, you can forget returning to Anli City.”

Chu Hao rubbed his fists, sneered, ”Explanation? I am your explanation. What more do you want?”

Bai Jiangming snapped, ”You better figure out exactly who you pissed off.”

Chu Hao scoffed, ”And who the hell are you? Came to my place to lecture me! Don’t think I won’t beat you ’til even your mom can’t recognize you.”

Bai Jiangming got mad too, about to rush at him—except Brother Ku held him back, whispered something in his ear.

Only then did Bai Jiangming back off, his face dark, ”Boy, just you wait.”

Damn! Throwing down threats, huh?

Chu Hao coldly replied, ”Threaten me? Think you can walk out of here if you keep it up?”

Just then, Zhang Qin’ai tugged at Chu Hao. Grandma Li and the old director were watching, worried. He took a deep breath—couldn’t let the old folks get upset—so he said, ”If you idiots don’t get out before I lose it, you’ll regret it.”

”You!” Bai Jiangming gritted his teeth, and the three of them left the yard.

Ju Desheng slumped in his chair.

”It’s over, it’s over.”

Zhang Qin’ai patted Ju Desheng’s shoulder, ”No big deal. That crazy chick was never right for you—we’re actually doing you a favor.”

Ju Desheng looked bitter, ”Bai Jingyu’s family isn’t simple. She’s petty and vengeful. Now we’ve pissed her off, she might come after people from the orphanage.”

Everyone else’s faces fell when they heard that.

Ju Desheng said, ”Mouse, you’d better lay low for a while. The Bai Family is pretty powerful in Anli City.”

Chu Hao waved it off, cool as ever, ”Honestly, I’m looking forward to them trying something.”

This dude’s insane, absolutely nuts.

Ju Desheng felt even more desperate, considering whether he should chase after them.

But even if he did, what’s the point?

He’d already totally lost his dignity in front of Bai Jingyu. Instead of groveling, he wanted to live more freely.

Especially seeing the old director and Grandma Ji, he felt a ball of anger in his chest, ”If Bai Jingyu really dares to come at us, I’m fighting them, tooth and nail.”

Chu Hao comforted him, ”It’s really nothing, bro, as long as I’m here.”