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Chapter 387: Chapter 387: Are You Female Demons?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Finished up things in Academy City, now I got nothing to do. Life just feels lost.

Doujin Artist: Lost my foot! You’re way too young to be moping about life like this. If you really want stuff to do, you can find it. Have you maxed out affection levels with all your harem girls?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What harem girls? Eriri, you’re talking nonsense again! I told you a million times, they’re just friends!

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, you see them as friends... but they don’t see you that way.

Lazy Kitten: Good morning, everyone. Weather’s getting cold here lately. How’s it over there?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Just started summer, it’s hot as hell.

Doujin Artist: Summer here too, and I’m stuck in this stuffy big cloak! Going out to fight monsters every day feels like sitting in a steam room!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, I can picture it! Steam room, dying laughing!

Lin Fengjiao: So, Eriri, why do you have to show up looking like that?

Doujin Artist: I got carried away back then, thought I needed a mysterious vibe. Now I regret it big time. Feels like wearing a mask of pain every day.

Machete Girl: That bad?

Soul Society’s Villain: Sigh, that’s young people for you.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: If that’s the case, just push ahead fast. Finish the world task full throttle, and you’re free.

Doujin Artist: Easier said than done! Spiritual energy revival doesn’t happen overnight. It’s step by step. You clear out mutated beasts in one area, then another spot pops up with new crap! Every day it’s like grinding quests non-stop, like a heartless monster-killing machine!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: World tasks need reputation and influence. Just killing monsters won’t cut it, right?

Doujin Artist: I know. I’ve been spreading the word. But folks seem to trust the island nation’s government more. Even though the top guys do nothing but party and waste money all day.

This is an Actor: You’re going about it wrong. Don’t take the firefighter route.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I agree. Running around everywhere won’t build a fan base. Pick a spot, set up a base there, and expand from the center.

Doujin Artist: But that delays rescues in other places.

This is an Actor: Does your firefighter way save everyone? Doubt it. What if multiple areas get hit at once?

Doujin Artist: Guess I can only try my best...

This is an Actor: Forget the rest. Finish the world task and become world admin. That’s the right path. Otherwise, you’ll work yourself to death watching things get worse.

Soul Society’s Villain: Sometimes too much kindness isn’t good. Konan handles it well. Focus on your own job first, then worry about others.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Flower sis, are you saying I’m not kind?

Lazy Kitten: Too kind and you turn into a goody-two-shoes. Nobody likes those. Our goal is freeing all dimensions, but first we need to finish the world task to have the power.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, spot on! I agree with kitten. Without that power, we can’t do squat! Even our freedom gets limited!

Curly-haired Guy: You’re complaining about yourself, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, still locked up?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That crap black egghead, I think he forgot me! Only that damn half-bald Mediterranean checks on me. So annoying!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Self-inflicted, dude.

Shark-Faced Guy: Yeah, you messed up big and just got locked up. That’s mercy already. Probably thanks to Anzen’s face that they handled you this way.

Doujin Artist: For sure! Without Anzen’s clout, you’d be executed as a terrorist!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Pfft, old man ain’t scared of some lame execution. Hilarious, buddy! If they could kill me, I’d eat my hat!

Machete Girl: Kill you? Nah. But they can lock you down with tricks. Like a titanium cell, chain your hands and feet, no food, no sleep... you’d wanna die but can’t.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oof, that sucks!

Wig Guy: Yeah, sucks bad. Just thinking about it hurts!

Doujin Artist: That’s nothing. If it were me, I’d have better ideas. Lock Deadpool in a titanium oven, burn him to ash and let him regen over and over. Few days, he’d crack mentally!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Or force-feed him hot mercury soup. Can’t die anyway, so mess with him all you want.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! Stop, stop! Please, you female demons, spare poor Deadpool! His delicate nerves can’t take that deadly torture!

Lazy Kitten: Hahaha, scared Deadpool into begging! Big sis crew is savage. Little kitten bows down!

Curly-haired Guy: Doesn’t this just show how cruel these female demons are? Even a jerk like Deadpool begs. Scary!

Doujin Artist: Scary or not ain’t your business. Not marrying you anyway!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, mind your own beeswax.

Curly-haired Guy: How’s it not my business, Gin-san? As prez’s loyal fan, I gotta fix this group’s bad vibes! You female demons are the source!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You’re reaching. You’re the real source!

Machete Girl: Pot calling kettle black, smooth move.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Ignore Gin. Sisters, help me plan. Which country to hit first? I think Wind Country, since Sand Village is weakest. But that’ll alert the other four. Don’t want big casualties, so it’s tricky.

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