As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, it’s a new day again! Dear group members, how are you all? Uncle here is doing awful! I’ve been stuck in jail for eight months and six days, and I haven’t said goodnight to my cute babes for eight months and six days!

Doujin Artist: Really? Congrats then.

Curly-haired Guy: Just eight short months, what’s there to complain about, jerk! Don’t forget the trash you did. Those people who died because of you lost their lives!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: But for a guy like Deadpool, staying put in jail for eight months is already pretty amazing, right?

Machete Girl: Can even call it a miracle?

Lazy Kitten: Morning, everyone. My litter scooper went to work, so today is another chill day for me! [Picture]

This picture Qi Luoli sent is her selfie. Her fluffy body is lying on its back on the sofa, with a soft cushion covering her lower body and tail.

Her eyes are half-closed, and her two little paws hold a bottle of cola. Next to her floats a see-through kind old man, holding a bag of chips and feeding her.

That kind old man is the grandpa of her litter scooper Ye Rong, Ye Guoming.

He started as just a big face made of black mist, but with Qi Luoli’s spiritual energy, he now has a full human shape. Because of that, old man Ye has become a total cat slave.

Doujin Artist: Damn, your cat life is way too comfy!

Machete Girl: Feels like you live better than most humans, and you even have a ghost feeding you! (shocked)

Lazy Kitten: I worked hard to get rich, so don’t be jealous. You see my fun times, but not the pain of pretending to be a real cat in front of my litter scooper!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: What’s the pain in that?

Lazy Kitten: As a human, pretending to be a cat! Isn’t that painful? And learning cat skills like scratching furniture, pulling cotton, and kneading milk. Crazy!

Doujin Artist: ? Kneading what?

Lazy Kitten: Cough, that part Eriri lacks the most.

Machete Girl: Oh, headlights?

Doujin Artist: Messing with me, huh? On purpose? Damn, is being small a crime?

Eriri felt mad, and her carefully made lunch didn’t taste good anymore.

Can she be blamed? This is natural, her body just hasn’t grown yet! Not a flaw, absolutely not!

Lazy Kitten: Don’t get mad, don’t get mad. Let me pet you smooth. 𝑓𝑟ℯℴ𝓂

Doujin Artist: Shut up, you fat cat!

Lazy Kitten: What? You call me a fat cat? Where am I fat? It’s just fluffy fur! Fake fat, get it?

Doujin Artist: Heh. Compare to your old photos first. You’re that fat and still eating?

Lazy Kitten: Friendship over, jerk!

Doujin Artist: Fine, over it is!

This is an Actor: Awesome, you two just acted out fake sisterhood perfectly.

Lazy Kitten: Anzen bro, your side chick is mocking me! Saying cat-discriminating stuff, you gonna do something?

Doujin Artist: Tsk tsk, even if I admit I’m the side chick, so what? You’re just a house pet at best. Want to compete for attention? Turn human first, fat cat.

Lazy Kitten: Just wait, till I cultivate into a demon!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh, so lively first thing in the morning? Good morning everyone. Last night I finally cleared most of the backlog from these years!

Machete Girl: Impressive, Ruiko. How many months of all-nighters did that take?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No choice, too much to handle. When Aleister ran Academy City before, he let most issues slide. That’s why the whole city bred all that darkness and unfairness.

This is an Actor: Soul Society side is mostly reformed too. Just hand over power when the old mountain guy shows up.

Curly-haired Guy: So Soul Society has no more nobles starting today?

This is an Actor: Yeah, spirit pressure suppressors are deployed there too. From now on, regular souls and soul reapers aren’t separated. Total mixed living.

Soul Society’s Villain: Good work.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: My dear is still the best. I’m just starting to remake Amegakure Village. [Picture]

The Amegakure Village photo Konan sent looks totally different now. Not only are buildings and walls covered in red flags and slogans, even the sky isn’t gloomy gray anymore.

A huge spirit particle impulse tower stands in the city center, ripping apart the endless rain clouds.

People work happily under the falling sunlight, faces no longer lost or pained, full of hope for the future and new life.

Lazy Kitten: Pfft, Konan sis, your village style! So familiar, familiar enough to make me cry!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Familiar is right. It’s all based on my dear’s ideas for the changes.

Doujin Artist: Holy crap, did you see Flower sis in that Akatsuki outfit? Momma, so out of place!

This is an Actor: Nah, I think it fits her well.

Doujin Artist: No, I mean a Bleach captain in Akatsuki gear feels off! Cross-over, you know, real cross-over!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, kinda cross-over, but what I’m really curious about is if Pain over there thinks Konan sis’s change is weird.

Doujin Artist: Same, if it were me, I’d think Konan sis pulled a total makeover magic trick.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Of course he’d think it’s weird, but I can talk him into it. Say I met a real god in a dream who taught me a way to bring peace to the ninja world. Then spoil some Naruto plot, and have Flower sis heal Pain’s wounds at the end. He’d believe it even if he didn’t want to.

Curly-haired Guy: Epic, epic!

Machete Girl: From now on, I call you Trickster Sis!

Lazy Kitten: God grants the secret art, enlightenment in a dream, right? Ancient emperors say they’re pros at that!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Any of you got connections for modern weapons? Need to defend the city... pretty urgent.

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