As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 355: Chapter 356: Deadpool’s Weird Thoughts

Curly-haired Guy: Huh? What? Fifth Hokage?

Doujin Artist: Shouldn’t that be Tsunade? What’s this Hatake thing?

This is an Actor: Interesting, it seems something we don’t know happened in Kisame’s ninja world.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So what’s going on? A time traveler?

Lazy Kitten: It must be a time traveler, it absolutely has to be! This is bad, something big is going to happen!

The little kitten’s eyes widened, and an anxious look appeared on her face.

A world with a time traveler? That’s terrible! And this time traveler has achieved a lot, even becoming the Hokage. This is even worse, totally awful.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Machete Girl: Why is something big going to happen?

Lazy Kitten: How is it not a big deal? It’s a time traveler! A time traveler!

Doujin Artist: Calm down, it’s just a time traveler.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey! Does this time traveler have six eyes on their butt? That would be scary, a really big deal. We need to think about what to do, how to sew up those extra eyes.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Six eyes on the butt, is that even human?

Doujin Artist: Definitely not human, it’s something you can’t name.

Lazy Kitten: Don’t joke around, I’m serious! Have you guys read online books? Those time travelers are super scary. They destroy everything in other worlds, messing up the timeline.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Kitten, think about yourself when you say that. What are you?

Lazy Kitten: A kitten?

Machete Girl: Haha, you are a kitten, but you’re also a time traveler. Are you going to mess up your world?

Lazy Kitten: I’m not like those super powered time travelers in the books!

This is an Actor: Can you be sure that this Hatake guy is like them?

Lazy Kitten: I can’t be sure, but we can’t just get along with other time travelers, right? I remember the rules in the group chat, time travelers are our enemies, right?

This is an Actor: We need to look at things carefully, understand the situation. The group chat rules don’t say we can’t get along with time travelers, right? Put yourself in their shoes, if someone suddenly tried to kill you because you’re a time traveler, how would you feel?

Lazy Kitten: I would definitely ask for help in the group, asking the big shots to take them down!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: That’s because you have Anzen and everyone else as support, what if you didn’t have this group? What would you do? You would just feel hopeless and wait to die, thinking why you have to suffer for doing nothing. The world is unfair!

Lazy Kitten: Uh, okay. I guess I would feel that way.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s the point. You don’t want to be killed for no reason, and they don’t either. Not every time traveler is evil, we need to look at their intentions and actions.

Doujin Artist: Right. Like Uncle Nine’s little student, she gets along well with him.

Lazy Kitten: Uncle Nine’s student is a time traveler?

Machete Girl: Yeah, Ren Tingting. Uncle Nine’s memories of her world have information about her identity, didn’t you see it?

Lazy Kitten: No, I thought I knew Uncle Nine’s world well... so I didn’t look.

Curly-haired Guy: Tsk, your name is accurate. You’re really lazy, you’ll miss a lot of useful information.

Lazy Kitten: I’ll go look now, I’ll read everything!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But speaking of this Hatake guy, he does seem like a threat. Not in terms of destruction, but in other ways.

Soul Society’s Villain: Like what?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What if he goes after Kurenai, Tsunade, those women?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh... wow!

Curly-haired Guy: No way, that can’t happen, I can’t stand it! If he touches our boss’s girls, I’ll turn him to dust! Kisame, go take him down now!

Doujin Artist: Why are you so excited? Anzen hasn’t said anything yet!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: My dear doesn’t need to say anything, if he does something like that, we’ll kill him. If we didn’t see it in a different world, we wouldn’t care, but now that we’ve seen it, we can’t let it happen.

Shark-Faced Guy: Okay, I’ll go gather information now.

Machete Girl: Konan has such a strong presence, truly the first wife!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I’m just suggesting a possibility, maybe things aren’t that bad.

Lazy Kitten: No, don’t think these time travelers have any limits. I remember reading a fanfic like this, the main character even took in the female Orochimaru!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What’s a female Orochimaru?

Lazy Kitten: It’s Orochimaru turned into a woman. Didn’t Orochimaru have the ability to switch bodies? The story was about Orochimaru switching into a female body and being taken in by the main character.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s... possible?

Doujin Artist: Man, that’s a bit much.

Curly-haired Guy: Isn’t that guy afraid of being switched bodies by Orochimaru in the middle of the night?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn! This guy has opened up a great path for me, I see a new dawn! Where is Orochimaru, I want to learn this skill!

Lazy Kitten: Deadpool, stop messing around, it won’t work for you. The scars on your face are soul scars, you can’t get rid of them no matter how many bodies you switch.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hehehe, who said I wanted to switch bodies myself? I want to teach this skill to my girlfriend, so I can change tastes whenever I want! I can try any type that I want!

Curly-haired Guy: Wow, that’s a good idea!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Right? Isn’t that every man’s dream?

Doujin Artist: Let me destroy your boring nerd fantasies. First, you need Chakra to use this skill. Second, the container’s soul needs to match the person switching and be weaker in spirit. Third, it has a time limit.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn, why are there these limits? Shouldn’t this useful skill be unlimited? I strongly protest!

Soul Society’s Villain: You’re protesting in the group chat? I think you should be honest and give up your weird thoughts.

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