Global Invasion: I Can Card BUG

Chapter 3 Even if I jump from here...

Chapter 3 Even if I jump from here.
Ye Tianyu waited quietly, thinking that the system would continue to provide bugs for him to choose.

But after a long time, the system had no intention of responding to him at all.

Ye Tianyu couldn’t help but asked in astonishment:
”That’s it? No more?”

”Gone”

”No way, no way, not a single drop left?”

”Ding Dong, answer the host, when this system searches for bugs and makes bugs, it needs to consume a lot of computing power and energy, so it can only make one bug at a time.”

Ye Tianyu’s head was full of black lines: ”Then why did you give me a gold-in-the-shit bug? You couldn’t be tricking me on purpose, right?”

Aside from other things, Ye Tianyu wouldn’t think there was any problem with any bugs that increase combat power, such as bugs such as weapon synthesis.

But what the hell is a gold-digging bug in shit? A normal person would have nothing to do to dig shit out of the toilet, and he doesn’t have any special hobbies.

Among other things, if his enemies find out about this situation in the future, where will his dignity be put?

”Ding dong, the host doesn’t know anything, the toilet is a place of obscenity, no matter what kind of world it is, its existence is indispensable.”

”It has given countless living beings a smooth and comfortable happiness, but it has polluted itself and ended up with no one caring about it.”

”Therefore, when the supreme being Agula supervises the creation of survival games by the creators, he will inevitably ignore this dirty land, where the rules and order are the weakest, and the loopholes are the easiest to find, and then make bugs.”

”This system has absolutely no intention of harming the host. It is absolutely for the sake of the host that we searched for loopholes and created this bug.”

Ye Tianyu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and suddenly, inexplicably, he felt that what the system said seemed to make sense.

Indeed, the filthy places such as toilets and toilets, with their great existence, will definitely be dismissed and ignored, and there must be many loopholes in the rules.

It seems that the system is indeed for its own good, so it will go to find this excrement bug with good intentions, so that it can benefit itself!
Ye Tianyu shook his head, didn’t bother with this question any more, and continued to ask: ”Then how long will it take to find the next bug?”

”Ding dong, the discovery of bugs is random, and this system cannot confirm when the next bug will be found.”

”The host, please don’t waste this precious opportunity, go to the toilet to search for gold, and accumulate the first pot of gold at the beginning.”

Ye Tianyu was a little speechless: ”Forgive me for refusing, the situation is not on the verge of life and death now, I have nothing to do to dig out excrement for something.”

If you answer in Brother Zhenxiang’s tone, it will be:

Even if I, Ye Tianyu, were killed by a monster, jumped off the stairs, and died outside, I would never dig excrement in the toilet!
Ye Tianyu shook his head, as if he didn’t take this bug seriously.

Anyway, after the next bug appears, it’s not too late to think about it.

The most important thing now is to go outside to see the situation.

Ye Tianyu casually bought [Novice Stone Knife] in the game store with 50 survival points, and walked out of the bedroom with arrogance, ready to go out and hunt the monsters from another world that landed on the blue star.

Now the different world has just invaded, and the monsters are not too strong. With his young and frivolous blood, he is not afraid of one or two monsters.

It’s impossible to meet the BOSS as soon as you go out, right?
How bad that is!
Ye Tianyu opened the door full of ambition, and the crisp sound of the door opening resounded in the corridor, like a hero’s chapter kicked off, and the roar announced the arrival of the hero to the world.

Although Ye Tianyu was just a hard-working draftsman, his salary was still sufficient, and he didn’t treat himself badly, so he found a nice apartment and lived there.

He is the only one living on this entire floor, and he is free from nagging and disturbing neighbors, and enjoys leisurely time.

Just as Ye Tianyu opened the door, he looked at the scene outside.

In an instant, his whole body was slightly stiff.

Afterwards, as if someone had pressed the back button, he looked out with a smile on his head and looked outside, then retracted his head with a smile on his face, and slowly closed the door, holding the doorknob tightly in his hand.

Ye Tianyu took a deep breath.

It must be that I opened it in the wrong way. It’s probably because I stayed up late last night and the joy of getting the system, which made me a little crazy now.

It was only now when the other world had just invaded, and the monsters others encountered were all little goblins.

How could it be possible for me to see a giant goblin three or four meters high blocking the door? It must be an illusion.

Ye Tianyu took a deep breath and continued to open the door with a smile on his face.

Outside.

The dark green and strong body is more than three meters tall, covered with pieces of steel-like tendons, and the green face and fangs reveal a fierce look.
The gigantic goblin smiled cruelly at itself, seemingly aware of its own existence.

Without the slightest hesitation, Ye Tianyu closed the door directly, and casually overturned the shoe cabinet next to it to block the door.

As if thinking that this was not enough, Ye Tianyu ran to the living room again and blocked the table, sofa and other messy things.

Thanks to the physical fitness of an adult man given by the novice Shidao, Ye Tianyu has enough strength to move these things.

After a while, there was a violent knock on the door, as if someone was knocking hard on the door with a heavy hammer.

Fortunately, the anti-theft door made of concrete and steel cannot be broken by brute force alone.

Although the giant goblin outside was strong, he was still mortal. After hammering for a while and seeing no effect, he stopped and seemed to have left.

Seeing that the movement had subsided, Ye Tianyu couldn’t help but heaved a sigh of relief, and leaned against the wall showing bitterness.

As the saying goes, ”If you die before you leave the army, it will make the hero burst into tears.”

But Ye Tianyu felt that he was blocked by a monster at the door without even going out, and he had no ability to resist. He really couldn’t be called a hero, let alone ”tears full of tears”.

This is like before Zhuge Liang left the prime minister’s mansion to go to the Northern Expedition, Liu Chan blocked the door with five hundred knives and axes, and staged a wave of ”filial piety leads to strength”.

Even if Zhuge Liang is resourceful, what can he do?
Ye Tianyu understood the giant goblin at the first sight, and he went up to deliver the food himself.

Maybe the giant goblin will secretly admire in his heart: this food is so sensible, it will be delivered to the door by itself.

Although the movement outside has subsided now, there is no guarantee that the goblin is still squatting by himself outside, and there will be a wave of ”waiting for the rabbit”.

Ye Tianyu’s mind was spinning very fast. After thinking about it carefully, the only way to break the situation seemed to be to stay at home and wait for rescue, or to have the help of powerful weapons.

Waiting for rescue is undoubtedly entrusting his life to others. Ye Tianyu didn’t want to be so useless when he finally got the system.
The second method is easier to solve. Use a powerful weapon to kill the giant goblin squatting outside, and there is what he wants in the game mall - the lightning scepter.

According to Ye Tianyu’s guess, the game creator would definitely not put such an expensive one-time attack weapon in the mall for no reason.

The novice stone knife gives all players the ability to resist, and this lightning scepter is probably a means for players to fight against powerful enemies.

Ye Tianyu sighed silently, and looked into the bathroom, where his goal happened to be - a white and translucent fully automatic flushing toilet.

It should be clean
Ye Tianyu closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and when he opened his eyes again, his face was determined.

He seemed to have made up his mind, and walked slowly and firmly, like a samurai who left his hometown for several years and finally returned to the place where the cherry blossoms were flying, his face was full of boundless melancholy and bewilderment.

In ancient times, Gou Jian, the king of Yue, tasted his guts and swallowed manure in order to protect his own life. He achieved the eternal story that three thousand Yue Jia could swallow Wu.

Today, I, Ye Tianyu, took out evening primrose and used dung water as the foundation to achieve the first pot of gold in the struggle for hegemony in another world!

The eternal beauty is close at hand, so what is a little humiliation?
In order to save countless souls in the common land, and to save Lan Xing from the fire and water.

A little bit of masculine dignity is nothing!
Ye Tianyu comforted himself in this way, and walked firmly into the toilet.