I'm Not Afraid of My Wife Being 30 Years Old, I'm Afraid of Her Knowing Everything

49: This woman doesn’t seem like a good person.Jiang Hao figured that Xiao Mi and Wen Jiajia’s alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be bad, so they definitely wouldn’t get drunk anytime soon.

Of course, Jiang Hao also had confidence in his own tolerance.

One-on-one was absolutely no problem; what he feared was Xiao Mi and Wen Jiajia teaming up to ply him with drinks—that would be hard to handle.

If these two women conspired to get him drunk to plot against his body, that was also possible, right? A man still had to protect himself when out... A slightly tipsy Wen Jiajia placed a plate of garlic oysters in front of Jiang Hao and said with a chuckle:

”Little brother, eat more of these. This is a gas station for you men. You’re at the age where you’re still growing, so you need to nourish yourself well. You can’t drop the chain at the critical moment.”

When men and women drink together,

it’s absolutely impossible not to have some off-color topics.

And at this moment, all three of them were a bit tipsy.

Plus, there were no outsiders here, so the conversation was quite open.

Jiang Hao leaned back in his chair, looked at Wen Jiajia, and smiled.

”Don’t worry, Sister Jiajia. Even without eating oysters, I’m incredibly fierce. Definitely the very firm and powerful kind, ridiculously fierce.”

Seeing Jiang Hao say this, Wen Jiajia threw her head back and laughed.

Her mountains shook continuously with the tremors of her body, featuring a display of rising and falling waves that was dazzling to behold.

”Little brother, you really have some mysterious confidence. Whether you’re fierce or not is just your word; even if you’re a Silver-headed wax spear, outsiders wouldn’t know, right?”

Jiang Hao immediately became displeased upon hearing this.

Bah!

How dare she underestimate This Jiang’s prowess.

”Sister Jiajia doesn’t believe I’m fierce? How about I give you a live demonstration, or you personally test the spear to see if I’m really a Silver-headed wax spear? Well, do you dare?”

Jiang Hao actually really wanted to say something to Wen Jiajia.

”Come on, let’s do it right now. I’ll definitely make you scream and keep you from getting out of bed for three days.”

Wen Jiajia put down the meat skewer in her hand, tied up her long hair that was hanging over her shoulders with a hair tie, and grinned at Jiang Hao:

”Little brother, don’t just talk big. Be careful, or your sister might accidentally push you down one day. When that happens, don’t go crying about being taken advantage of, hehe!”

Through this brief interaction, Jiang Hao had figured something out.

Whether it was her dressing style or her way of talking, Wen Jiajia was more open and bold than Xiao Mi.

Jiang Hao wasn’t sure if she just liked to talk big or if she was like this in private as well; that remained to be seen.

Xiao Mi, who was cracking peanuts nearby, clicked her tongue after hearing their conversation:

”Alright, that’s enough. You two are getting more and more... do you really think I’m invisible? No scruples at all, huh!”

Wen Jiajia moved her chair next to Xiao Mi, hugged her arm, and started acting spoiled:

”Mi Mi, don’t be angry. How could I treat my good Sister like air? You’re my best Sister in this life. Come, give your good Sister a kiss.”

After Wen Jiajia finished speaking, she planted a loud ”mwah” right on Xiao Mi’s alcohol-flushed cheek, eliciting a girlish giggle from her.

”Oh, you’re so annoying! You’re taking advantage of me again. Go away, go away...”

Wen Jiajia didn’t stop, though. Taking advantage of Xiao Mi’s inattention, she buried her head and pressed her small mouth directly against her mountains, giving them a lick, which immediately caused Xiao Mi to cry out in surprise:

”Ah! Jiajia, what are you doing? Get up, get up...”

Watching Wen Jiajia and Xiao Mi’s playfulness, Jiang Hao shook his head with a smile.

”These two Sisters... I bet they play even wilder in private...”

It was getting later and later.

In the small courtyard,

the three of them had drunk quite a lot.

Wen Jiajia had drunk the most and was completely wasted. Her pretty face was flushed red, and her speech was slurred:

”Drink... I, I can still drink... keep drinking...”

Although Xiao Mi hadn’t drunk as much as Wen Jiajia, she was also feeling weak all over and couldn’t walk steadily.

She stretched out her hands toward Jiang Hao and muttered with hazy eyes:

”Xiao Hao, I... I want to go to the bathroom. You... you help me there...”

Jiang Hao was also feeling tipsy at this point, but he was still relatively sober, much better off than Wen Jiajia and Xiao Mi.

Even though this was a private courtyard, just in case, he still had to remain vigilant.

Seeing Xiao Mi reaching out her hands and asking him to help her to the bathroom, Jiang Hao didn’t refuse.

Previously at Shang Jin Mansion, the two had already had that kind of intimate contact, so there was no need to worry about such details.

Jiang Hao placed one of Xiao Mi’s hands on his shoulder and wrapped his right arm around her slim waist to prevent her from falling due to her weak legs.

”Sister Mi, can you still walk?”

Leaning against Jiang Hao’s shoulder and breathing out alcohol fumes, Xiao Mi nodded:

”Mm, I... I can still walk. Hurry... I... I can’t hold it much longer.”

Jiang Hao was speechless upon hearing this and directly picked up Xiao Mi, heading toward the bathroom.

”If you couldn’t hold it, why didn’t you say so earlier? You waited until the valve was about to fail. Hang in there, don’t pee your pants.”

Xiao Mi wrapped her arms around Jiang Hao’s neck and giggled:

”What if I went to the bathroom and that bad woman Jiajia pushed you down while I was gone? I’d be jealous, hehe.”

Jiang Hao couldn’t help but find it funny and teased:

”Aren’t you and Sister Jiajia good Sisters? Even if she pushed me down, you shouldn’t mind, right? Haha.”

Xiao Mi reached out to stroke Jiang Hao’s cheek and muttered with pouting lips:

”Humph, that’s still not okay. I met you first. I haven’t even pushed you down yet, so how could I let her get ahead and push you down first? Even if we’re good Sisters, we have to follow the ’first come, first served’ rule, right? Otherwise, I’d be losing out.”

As she spoke, Xiao Mi seemed to think of something and asked Jiang Hao with a flushed face:

”Little Rascal, you aren’t planning to take advantage of both Jiajia and me while we’re drunk, are you? Humph, it must be that. It definitely is.”

If he really were to take care of both Xiao Mi and Wen Jiajia together,

Jiang Hao would actually be quite willing.

After all, he wouldn’t be the one losing out.

Besides, he had never experienced such a scene before; it would be pretty nice to experience it once, right?

However...

Jiang Hao didn’t plan on doing that.

If Wen Jiajia were only sixty or seventy percent drunk right now,

that would be her optimal state, the time when she could best display a woman’s charm and competitive spirit.

The problem was that Wen Jiajia was as drunk as a pile of mud and couldn’t cooperate at all, making her like a corpse. Even if they really did something, there would be no mood at all.

No rush; there would be plenty of opportunities.

Jiang Hao carried Xiao Mi to the bathroom door, set her down, and opened the door:

”Sister Mi, we’re at the bathroom. Go on in. Be careful not to fall in; that would be hilarious.”

However, Xiao Mi didn’t plan on going in by herself. She wrapped her arms around Jiang Hao’s neck, giggled, and started acting spoiled:

”Can you carry me in? Help me, okay... Little Rascal!”

Crap!

This woman doesn’t seem like a good person.

This is testing This Jiang’s endurance!

To go in or not to go in?

That doesn’t seem like a hard choice to make...