I'm Not Afraid of My Wife Being 30 Years Old, I'm Afraid of Her Knowing Everything

28: Oh no, I’ve turned into a blond guy!Shen Zhi, who had been waiting for Jiang Hao’s message all afternoon, answered the video call instantly when she saw it.

But after the call connected, she was so nervous that she didn’t know what to say, so Jiang Hao spoke first:

”Oh my, which family’s little fairy is this (in a positive sense)? You’re so cute and beautiful. Oh no, I’m feeling butterflies; I’m in love!”

Shen Zhi was nothing like married women such as Mu Qianqian and Xiao Mi.

She had never even been in a relationship; she was a completely pure young girl.

Jiang Hao’s teasing words made her face flush red, and she was so shy that her hand holding the phone trembled.

She stammered for a long time before finally saying:

”Brother Hao, stop making fun of me. I... I’m so ugly, not pretty at all!”

Shen Zhi’s front-facing camera was quite good.

Jiang Hao could clearly see the blush creeping up her face.

It added a touch of girlish bashfulness to her already cute appearance, making her incredibly adorable.

Jiang Hao continued to tease this cute, pure, and bashful young girl:

”You’re not ugly. Don’t sell yourself short. Among the girls my age I know, you’re the prettiest and cutest. None of them can compare to you. You’re the most beautiful flower in my heart.”

Shen Zhi’s face turned even redder, her heart thumping wildly.

”Oh, Brother Hao, stop it. I... I’m...”

The bashful Shen Zhi didn’t dare to meet Jiang Hao’s gaze. She quickly placed her phone on the table and turned her face away.

Jiang Hao could only see half of her slightly red cheek and her ponytail tied with a bow.

[Your cheesy pick-up lines have delighted Shen Zhi. Favorability has increased. Intimacy +3. Current total intimacy: 43 points. You have received a cash reward of 150,000 yuan (can be withdrawn at any time).]

See?

Women all love to be praised by men.

Married women are no exception, and neither are young girls.

If you want to win a woman’s heart quickly...

Just keep praising her.

Of course, you also have to be careful with your words.

If you use the words meant for a married woman on a young girl...

That’s just blindly praising like a fool, and it’ll backfire!

”This Little Lass is too shy. If it were Mu Qianqian or Xiao Mi, they would definitely flirt back. But this is fine too. A married woman’s charm is intoxicating but shouldn’t be overindulged, or it’ll harm the body. A young girl’s innocence has its own unique flavor. I can have both!”

Seeing that Shen Zhi refused to show her face, Jiang Hao called out in the video:

”Where is she? Where did my little fairy go? Come out and chat, don’t leave me alone. If you don’t come out, I’m leaving.”

Shen Zhi had waited so long for Jiang Hao’s video call; how could she let it end so quickly?

She hurriedly faced the camera and even waved at it:

”I’m here, I’m here. Brother Hao, I’m here.”

Jiang Hao pointed behind Shen Zhi:

”Shen Zhi, I see someone behind you drawing a bow and arrow at us. Do you know who that is?”

Shen Zhi looked back and saw nothing. She looked curious:

”Brother Hao, did you see wrong? There’s no one behind me. Who would be shooting arrows at us?”

Jiang Hao said solemnly:

”No, I didn’t see wrong. Because standing behind you is Cupid, the Little God of Love. He’s shooting an arrow of love at us.”

Jiang Hao then leaned back, covering his chest with his right hand, looking entranced:

”Oh no, I’ve been hit!”

He slowly moved his right hand toward the camera, then joined his thumb and index finger together to make a ’heart’ shape. He whispered gently to Shen Zhi:

”See? This is the heart formed after we were both hit by Cupid’s arrow. How wonderful!”

Jiang Hao even started humming a song:

”It’s the feeling of a heartbeat, oh no, I can’t look away...”

This seamless sequence of actions and words from Jiang Hao completely struck Shen Zhi’s innocent young heart.

She cried out ’Ah!’ in bashfulness and vanished from the camera, cupping her bright red face.

Because she moved so abruptly, she even knocked her phone over onto the table.

The camera just happened to capture her jumping in place while covering her face:

”Is he confessing to me? Should I say yes? Should I say yes? What should I do, what should I do...”

[Your vulgar performance has made Shen Zhi ecstatic. Favorability has increased. Intimacy +6. Current total intimacy: 49 points. You have received a cash reward of 300,000 yuan (can be withdrawn at any time).]

”Boy, this intimacy is rising at a crazy pace. It’s already at 49 points, almost catching up to Mu Qianqian.”

Looking at the soaring intimacy, Jiang Hao clicked his tongue:

”No wonder so many pretty little sisters in middle or high school are tricked by Blonde Delinquents. Is it because Blonde Delinquents are rich, handsome, or from good families? No, it’s because little sisters can’t resist their cheesy pick-up lines and bold confessions. Anyone would fall for it.

Love is like that; the more effort you put in, the less likely it is to come to you. If you act casually, you’ll get unexpected results. It’s all about being unpretentious. As they say, ’a flurry of random punches can kill a master.’ That’s probably the effect!”

However, Jiang Hao also knew.

This theory of his was only suitable for tricking those ’love-brain’ pure little sisters.

Any girl who had been in love or had been hurt wouldn’t fall for this.

As for married women...

Forget it.

They were wearing Level 3 Armor.

If you didn’t use a sniper rifle for a precision strike, it would be hard to blast through their Level 3 Armor.

”Oh no, This Jiang has become a Blonde Delinquent. But then again, should I develop this skill further? It might be very useful in the future.”

Jiang Hao spent a lot of effort to pull Shen Zhi back in front of the camera.

He didn’t continue teasing the shy girl.

This kind of thing required a step-by-step approach.

Only by stirring up the other person’s restless heart could one maintain the upper hand.

”Shen Zhi, where’s your aunt?”

Shen Zhi’s face still had a lingering blush, but she had regained her composure. She told Jiang Hao:

”My aunt went to the shop next door to chat. Do you want to see her?”

Jiang Hao shook his head:

”I’m not looking for her. I was just asking.”

The two chatted for a while.

After staring behind Jiang Hao for a bit, Shen Zhi asked curiously:

”Brother Hao, where are you? Why are there so many cars parked behind you?”

Jiang Hao flipped the camera and panned it around the shop:

”I’m at a 4S dealership. I’m planning to buy a car.”

Shen Zhi looked surprised:

”You’re buying a car? What are you buying a car for?”

Jiang Hao smiled:

”Aren’t we going out to play tomorrow? I figured it would be inconvenient without a car, so I specifically came over today to buy one. It’ll be more convenient for us to go out tomorrow.”

Jiang Hao lied again.

But hearing this, Shen Zhi felt as if she had eaten honey; she was incredibly happy:

”He’s so handsome and treats me so well. I’m in love, I’m really in love!”

[You have successfully fooled Shen Zhi. Her favorability has increased. Intimacy +2. Current total intimacy: 51 points. You have received a cash reward of 20,000 yuan (can be withdrawn at any time).]

”Sigh, this Little Lass is really too simple. She was fooled just like that.”

Jiang Hao noticed a few motorcycles parked outside the 4S dealership, and a sudden inspiration struck him:

”Maybe I should buy a Ghost Fire moped, dye my hair blonde, and become a motorcycle-riding handsome youth. Wouldn’t I be able to get a new beauty every day? Just thinking about it is thrilling!”

Shen Zhi’s heart was full of sweetness, and her face was filled with excitement.

But this time, she maintained her composure and didn’t lose her cool. She said softly:

”Brother Hao, actually, you don’t need to buy a car specifically. My aunt has a car, and you have a driver’s license. We can just use my aunt’s car when we go out!”

Well then!

This girl is really... sigh!

Why doesn’t she understand romance at all!