You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 917 (I Am Ren Yao!)

In Baldieʼs heart floated an expletive.

It had nurtured its eye for so many years, and yet...

It was crushed by itself and even cooked, resembling a fried egg. Moreover, it became a subject of mockery by five women.

Looking at them, it seemed like they were about to die from laughter.

Dying from laughter isnʼt that easy!

You must pay the price!!!

However, just as Baldie prepared to attack, the five women unexpectedly rushed over.

This made Baldie shift from offence to defence.

ʼTrying to ambush me? Impossible, you underestimated me!

But...

These five women!

Actually!

Actually insulted me!!!ʼ

”Really none left.” Kai Yun stared intently and then whispered, even flicking it with her finger.

Qing Yutong patted the bald head, saying, ”This bald head is really shiny, a bit reflective.”

”The leg hair is real.”

”So, is this person male or female?”

”Well... canʼt tell.”

”Since itʼs unclear, letʼs call them a shemale.”

”Thatʼs right, neither male nor female, just a shemale.” Kai Yun stroked her chin and said solemnly.

Baldie felt like everything was falling apart. For the first time it encountered such a situation, these people were observing it so closely, and that little girl even flicked it!

She actually flicked it!

Can you endure this? Obviously not!

So, I want blood for blood!

”Whatʼs your name?” Qing Yutong curiously asked.

”Iʼm Ren Yao.” Ren Yao blurted out reflexively, but after saying it, it felt like something was wrong. Why did it tell them its name?!

They are its enemies! It wants to crush their bodies and make them understand that making fun of someone comes at a cost!

Fight! You bunch of losers!

Ren Yao?

Hearing such a name, the five women confirmed their thoughts. Indeed, it was a shemale. [The name Rényáo is a gender-neutral name in Chinese. Ré​n: Kindness, benevolence, humanity and Yáo: Beautiful, elegant; a common surname.]

”Why arenʼt you wearing clothes? Itʼs impolite to be bare like that.” Kai Yun pursed her lips, looking like she disapproved of someone who wasnʼt cultured.

The other four also gave disdainful looks, revealing its exhibitionism.

ʼIʼm not impolite!ʼ

Hearing such words, Ren Yao was almost driven crazy. ʼWhoʼs impolite here? Is it polite to stare at someone like you do?! Moreover, who emerges from the lava with clothes on? Canʼt you have some common sense?ʼ

ʼIt seems I have to make you understand what common sense is!ʼ

”Hey, where are you from? Why did you appear here?” Curiously, Ye Zizi asked. This person could make her laugh a bit, so there was still some goodwill, after all, it was a funny character.

Ren Yao decided not to answer. ʼI, Ren Yao, also have some face. If you demand me to speak, and I speak. Isnʼt that embarrassing?ʼ

Seeing Ren Yao not speaking, Kai Yun murmured, ”Turns out to be an orphan.”

Ren Yao: ”.....”

ʼAn orphan? Your whole family is an orphan! Which eye did you use to see that Iʼm an orphan?!

It seems I have to teach you how to behave with my fists!ʼ

”Banner Master, you canʼt say others are orphans; itʼs very impolite.” Yue Hua began to teach carefully.

”Oh, I see.”

ʼHumph! You now realise your mistake, but itʼs too late. You will die under my fists, trembling souls, unredeemable!;

Yue Hua sighed lightly, ”It has trained until itʼs bald, indicating it is very diligent.”

Bald?

Ren Yao felt its whole body trembling. ʼI just havenʼt grown it yet; which eye did you use to see that Iʼm bald?!ʼ

ʼCome on, letʼs have a verbal battle!ʼ

”Isnʼt it just Mediterranean?” Brittany said casually.

ʼWhatʼs Mediterranean?ʼ Ren Yao felt curious.

Seeing Ren Yaoʼs curiosity, Qing Yutong patiently explained the meaning of Mediterranean. [Itʼs a play on words where the Dì in Dìzhōnghǎi (Mediterranean) sounds similar to the word for ”bald” in Chinese, creating a pun.]

Ren Yao felt like it was going crazy. ʼHow did they have such a mindset, still teasing me like this? Donʼt they know how powerful my fists are? I might punch a hole in your stomach and leave it unfilled.ʼ

ʼDo you fear or not?ʼ

”Quick, look! The crushed eyes should be placed in the middle.” Ye Zizi pointed at Ren Yaoʼs forehead.

Qing Yutong sighed lightly, ”Youʼre really careless, smashing your own egg.”

”No, actually itʼs roasting your own egg. Why bother?” Qing Yutong patted Ren Yaoʼs shoulder, showing a kind of pain that ordinary people couldnʼt bear.

”Yeah, such a beautiful egg, and itʼs broken like this.” Kai Yun also sighed with regret.

Listening to the five women lamenting beside it, Ren Yao was a bit emotional. ʼIʼve raised the egg for so long…ʼ

ʼWait! When did it become an egg? Clearly, itʼs an eye, okay?ʼ

ʼThese women who bring chaos to the rhythm, I will let them know how big, thick, and powerful my fists are!ʼ

”Itʼs crying...” Brittany said in a low voice.

”Ah!” Yue Hua exclaimed.

The five women directly looked into Ren Yaoʼs eyes, which were filled with watery tears.

Ren Yaoʼs inner world was about to explode. ʼYou guys are making things up!ʼ

ʼI, Ren Yao, have never lowered my head or shed tears... But thinking about my precious egg…ʼ

Ren Yaoʼs heartache was real.

”Next time, be more careful. If the showing off fails, youʼre just being foolish. If it succeeds, then youʼre awesome,” Ye Zizi said attentively. ʼTodayʼs performance was quite foolish, though you made a mistake, it canʼt be denied that it made me laugh…ʼ

ʼSo, you were quite successful.ʼ

”Do you want to learn how to show off?” Qing Yutong shook her eyebrows, a look of ”Iʼll be your big sister, and Iʼll teach you how to show off.”

Ren Yao was shocked. ʼI, Ren Yao, have been showing off my whole life. Do I need you to teach me? Today was just a mistake; if you have the guts, let me do it again, I guarantee youʼll be amazed.ʼ

Kai Yun said coyly, ”Rest assured, follow us, and youʼll be our little brother.”

”.....”

ʼOnly if Iʼm sick would I join you. Today, I, Ren Yao, will eliminate you all and wash away this disgrace.ʼ

”What unit are you from?” Brittany curiously asked.

ʼWhat unit???ʼ

Ren Yao was puzzled.

Ye Zizi hummed, ”Old lady, donʼt use such advanced vocabulary; he wonʼt understand.” [Probably means its gender.]

Ren Yaoʼs face suddenly darkened. ʼThey are looking down on me again, saying that I, Ren Yao, donʼt understand!ʼ

ʼHow is that possible! Itʼs just a unit! Whatʼs a unit?ʼ

Yue Hua intervened, ”Alright, alright, letʼs not talk so much. Havenʼt you seen that Comrade Ren Yao seems angry.”

ʼHehe, you do have some insight. You even noticed that Iʼm angry. Later, Iʼll leave you a complete corpse.ʼ

”Generally, only petty people get angry,” Kai Yun said, pouting.

ʼDamn it! She actually said I, Ren Yao, am petty!ʼ

ʼAm I that kind of person? I, Ren Yao, have a broad mind, can I get angry over such a small matter?ʼ

ʼAbsolutely impossible!ʼ

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