You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 878 (Donʼt Mess with Me, Iʼm Sincere)

A strange sound echoed, and Yang Haotian smelled a foul odour, not just an ordinary stench; it even splashed onto his feet...

ʼDamn, so it turns out a dog is a manʼs worst enemy!ʼ

Yun Long was indeed urinating, and after finishing, it shook itself. The expression on its face was truly content.

After dealing with its business, Yun Long gradually walked away.

Yang Haotian sighed in relief. This deodorant really had some effect, but his own feet...

ʼWhat kind of dog is this? Why does it smell so bad? Itʼs unbearable.ʼ

Just as Yang Haotian was preparing to move, he suddenly heard a conversation.

He immediately stood still again, enduring the pungent smell.

”Little Brother, did big brother treat you well tonight? Have a good drink, feeling much better now, right?”

The arrivals were Lu Hong and Yi Hong. Recently, Yi Hong had been feeling a bit down.

Why? Because he hadnʼt conceived with Zi Shan yet. Every time he saw Zi Shanʼs melancholic gaze, Yi Hong felt like something was wrong with him and considered going to the Menʼs Health Center.

”Burp~ Big brother, do you think thereʼs something wrong with me?” Yi Hong leaned on Lu Hong, drunkenly asking.

Lu Hong comforted, ”Little brother, you should be more open-minded. Which man doesnʼt have some issues? I feel like I have prostatitis.”

Yang Haotian heard everything. They actually knew about prostatitis. Damn! How was that possible?

”Big brother, I canʼt go back now. I feel so sorry for Zi Shan. She just wants a child, and I canʼt give her one.” Yi Hong sighed helplessly. As a man, he couldnʼt even fulfil such a small request from a woman. He felt guilty.

Lu Hong patted his younger brotherʼs shoulder, saying, ”Donʼt think like that. Maybe youʼre putting too much pressure on yourself, causing the tadpoles to lose vitality. Look at my two women; they just let nature take its course. Besides, youʼre not the only one. Look at Dou Fushi, all these years and still nothing. Thereʼs also Uncle Wei and Lie Gu, none of them have conceived.”

”How can men get pregnant, big brother, you got it wrong.”

”Oh, I mean their wives, burp... thinking of going to release water.”

”Big brother, I want to release water too. Why does it feel so itchy? Yun Long must have peed everywhere.” Yi Hong murmured.

”Come, letʼs pee together and cover up Yun Longʼ stench.”

Yang Haotian: ”...”

ʼDo you guys have to be so perverted, competing with a dog in stench…ʼ

ʼDamn, Iʼm the Red Envelope Emperor after all. Today, Iʼve been peed on twice! This is simply humiliating, twice in one day! Shameless!ʼ

ʼHeavens, do they have to draw circles when peeing? Are they painting?ʼ

”Big brother, am I seeing things, or is the wall fading? The red paint seems a bit blurry.” Yi Hong rubbed his eyes, feeling like the red paint on the wall was becoming indistinct.

”Let me see. Haha... looks like we drank too much.” Lu Hong laughed drunkenly.

Yi Hong also grinned. The two of them peed for a whole minute, and Yang Haotian endured the longest minute of his life, if possible.

ʼI wonʼt do such things again in the future!ʼ

After finishing their business, the two brothers supported each other and gradually walked away.

As soon as the two left, Yang Haotian immediately threw away the drawing paper in his hand. It was truly disgusting. Besides human urine, there was now dog urine as well. The combined odour was enough to make anyone nauseous.

However, as Yang Haotian was complaining, he suddenly heard a voice.

”Little brother, you need to give me the money; you lost the bet, right?” Lu Hong smirked.

Helpless, Yi Hong took out a few gold coins, saying, ”This is all I have; Zi Shan controls everything.”

”Let it go, let it go. Since weʼre brothers, big brother will hold onto the rest for you.” Lu Hong took all the gold coins without leaving any behind.

Yang Haotian just watched them. ʼThey actually noticed me. How was that possible?ʼ

At this moment, Yun Long came back, with a proud expression that seemed to say, ”Look, this kind of trick wonʼt deceive me, the legendary hungry wolf. Have you seen such a fierce gaze before? Thatʼs the gaze of a very hungry wolf. Do you even know what a hungry wolf is? Itʼs a wolf thatʼs very hungry. You probably havenʼt seen such a fierce look before.”

Seeing the two men and a dog, Yang Haotian felt that he had been played. A tremendous anger gathered in his mind.

As a Heavenly Venerable!

As the owner of a red envelope system, when had he ever suffered such humiliation? It was simply insulting!

”He seems really angry,” Yi Hong whispered.

Lu Hong nodded, whispering, ”If you got peed on twice, you would be angry too.”

”That makes sense.”

Yang Haotian didnʼt retreat but instead walked towards the Green and Red brothers. He found their dressing quite strange; they looked a bit like non-mainstream kids. However, looking closely, it didnʼt seem so, just like the green-haired one. Why did he look like a clown? The one from Batman, the Joker, very handsome. The red-haired one... no comment.

But now! Yang Haotian wanted to reclaim his dignity. This was a manʼs pride, so he must regain his face!

Today, let them see the power of the Red Envelope Emperor!

Let them know what high-end operation means.

A splash.

Yang Haotian directly knelt down, shouting, ”Big brother, spare me!”

Lu Hong: ”...”

Yi Hong: ”...”

Even Yun Long looked confused.

Just now, he had such a strong momentum, as if they were about to fight, but now, he came over and directly kneeled.

They had never seen such an operation. It was simply shocking, from head to toe.

”Big brother, whatʼs going on?” Yi Hong had just prepared for a fight, but unexpectedly, this guy just kneeled.

Lu Hong was a bit unable to cope. This sudden kneeling was simply earth-shattering. The previously tense atmosphere, as if everything was about to collapse, disappeared instantly under this one kneel.

What the hell was going on? Canʼt you be sincere? Donʼt operate like this, okay? So full of routines.

”Big brother, little brother didnʼt intentionally sneak in; there really was an urgent matter. You must believe me; I had no choice.” Yang Haotian began to plead painfully. After observing, he found that he couldnʼt mess with any of these people. Fighting with them was equivalent to seeking death.

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