You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 916 (Are You Here to Make a Joke?)

Abyssal Poisonous Demonʼs one eye glared at Ye Zizi fiercely, as if wanting to swallow her whole. Likewise, Ye Zizi had the same intention. After she had her fun, she planned to devour this thing in front of her—what a satisfying feeling...

This fellow was so big, so thick, so robust~

The taste must be good; she should be able to eat until satisfied, definitely...

Puff!

Everyone was shocked. Abyssal Poisonous Demonʼs eyeball unexpectedly popped out. This was too horrifying; was it accidental or intentional?

If it was unintentional, it seemed a bit careless.

Did its eyeball pop out due to being scared?

However, the reality was different. The gigantic eyeball rolled onto the sandy seafloor, looking especially gruesome.

When the eyeball rolled out, the colossal body seemed to lose some kind of power. It gradually shrank, like a spider being burned, even shrinking infinitely.

Not only was the body shrinking, but even the eye was also reducing to a normal size.

Ye Zizi was puzzled. What was the Abyssal Poisonous Demon doing?

Not only Ye Zizi, but Kai Yun and Yue Hua were also bewildered, unable to understand.

”Husband, whatʼs going on?” Bao Yuyu curiously asked.

ʼUh…ʼ

Qi Xuewen felt that if he couldnʼt answer, it would be extremely embarrassing. After all, in the past, whenever Bao Yuyu asked him, he could answer like an encyclopaedia.

So, he had to answer now, even if he had to make things up.

”Darling, you donʼt know?” Bao Yuyu quickly asked. Seeing this monster being beaten like this was quite satisfying, at least she had avenged her brother.

Qi Xuewenʼs face darkened, acting like a philosopher, ”Just now, this monster made a strange sound, probably summoning its companions.”

”Why would it burst its own eyeballs out? That doesnʼt make sense,” Bao Yuyu said. Qi Xuewen thought to himself that he didnʼt know at all; who knew why it burst its own eyeballs, maybe its brain was dusty.

”This is actually... a kind of code, maybe these eyeballs belong to someone else?” Qi Xuewen bluffed again. There was no choice; the groundwork had been laid so well earlier that it had to continue.

Bao Yuyu pondered for a moment, ”Husband, youʼre so smart.” After saying that, she rewarded him with a kiss.

Qi Xuewen felt like dying; ʼplease donʼt ask me any more questions in the future, please...

Especially questions I donʼt know the answers to.ʼ

However, at this moment!

At the edge of the lava, a hand suddenly reached out and slapped the sea stone!

Qing Yutong and the others immediately looked towards the lava, their eyes revealing curiosity.

However...

That hand instantly melted the sea stone.

Then...

With a plop, it sank again.

Qing Yutong and the others twitched their mouths, mentally prepared for something grand, and all you give us is this...

Thought there would be a more dramatic entrance...

But with a plop, it sank again.

Isnʼt this embarrassing?

Just asking if itʼs embarrassing...

”Hahaha.”

Kai Yun led the laughter, followed closely by Qing Yutong, even Ye Zizi laughed so hard she covered her stomach.

This was the scene of the final bossʼs entrance. The oppressive atmosphere was built up so well, but suddenly it all vanished, turning the horror movie into a comedy. The transition was too drastic.

Caught everyone off guard.

Youʼre damn too good.

Just when everyone was bursting into laughter, a figure suddenly rushed out from the lava.

Yes, it was a figure, with a head, feet, and even hands, entirely made of lava, like a lava man.

For some reason...

Qing Yutong felt that this lava man was trying to make a comeback, re-rendering its entrance, after feeling embarrassed just now.

You see, the correct mode just now was like this.

A hand clapped onto the sea stone. Isnʼt everyone supposed to be surprised and wonder what it is?

Then slowly come out. Once that terrifying aura spreads, people would naturally step back.

Unfortunately, that didnʼt happen. The sea stone melted, it sank by itself, how embarrassing.

So, it simply flew out from the lava and forcefully performed.

The lava man formed a curve, standing steadily on the sea sand. Although its expression couldnʼt be seen, it was probably very serious.

But…

”Hahaha!!!” Even Brittany started laughing, Kai Yun was already laughing uncontrollably in Yue Huaʼs arms, Ye Zizi didnʼt even want to fight anymore, this guy was here to be funny.

Even Bao Yuyu was amused.

However, Qi Xuewen was a bit confused.

How could he guess this?

Too magical.

”Husband, youʼre really clever...”

Qi Xuewen took a deep breath, ”I know many things.”

”Well, my husband is amazing~.”

Being praised by his wife like this, Qi Xuewen felt a bit floaty.

The laughter continued, and looking at Ye Zizi in the air, everyone laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs.

Kai Yun felt like she was going to faint from laughter.

Qing Yutong couldnʼt help but shout, ”Handsome guy, you stepped on your eyes...”

Hahaha!!! Qing Yutongʼs remark made everyone even more joyous.

The lava man was stunned for a moment, then lowered its head and moved its foot away...

A ʼfried eggʼ was imprinted under its foot, and there was a slightly roasted smell.

Yes, the lava man indeed seemed a bit like it wanted to show off. It had planned its entrance, but it ended up changing to a jump, accidentally stepping on its own eyes...

Wasnʼt this more awkward?

Slowly, the lava covering the personʼs body faded away, revealing fair skin, and the whole body...

had a peculiar aspect...

because...

it wasnʼt clear if it was a man or a woman!

If it was a man, then the figure was petite?

But if it was a woman, why were there flat chest muscles, and why were the leg hairs so thick?

The face was also quite neutral, but...

it was an ”unsophisticated” one...

bald…

Upon seeing this personʼs appearance, Ye Zizi flew directly into Qing Yutongʼs arms, indicating that she didnʼt want to fight anymore and her stomach was aching from laughter.

This was the funniest enemy she had ever seen. It didnʼt even need to fight; it could just make people laugh to death.

Baldie bent down slightly, picked up its ʼfried egg.ʼ

If you observed closely, at the centre of Baldieʼs forehead, there was a closed eye.

Unfortunately, that eye was placed there.

Regrettably, it was stepped on and turned into a ʼfried egg.ʼ

This was a failed attempt at showing off, ending up self-destructive.

Baldie slowly turned to look at the five women, its eyes filled with anger, and its fists suddenly emitted a terrifying aura..

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