You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 881 (Letʼs Play Landlord)

He was shocked by the lightning for a full minute.

Yang Haotian exhaled a puff of black smoke, his face was dirty, with an exploded hairstyle, and his clothes emitted blue smoke.

”You! You cheated!” Yang Haotian cursed shamelessly. They were having a fair fight, and yet the Death Mage resorted to such a despicable move.

Although Yang Haotian was cursing, he was still shocked inside. The electric shock was terrifying. Fortunately, he was wearing magic resistance equipment today; otherwise, that one hit would have seriously injured him.

This undead creature was probably... playing dirty.

The Death Mage didnʼt want to waste time and disappeared on the spot. He had played enough and didnʼt want to accidentally kill him.

Watching the Death Mage leave like that, Yang Haotian felt uneasy, as if he was being teased.

But for the sake of the red envelope, even if he was humiliated by a man, it was worth it.

Adjusting his mood, Yang Haotian persisted, not leaving the palace. Today, he must get the red envelope.

Without the red envelope, he would rather die!

One had to admit, Yang Haotian was indeed formidable, daring to charge into such a terrifying place alone.

However, the group of people was also ”leading” him, curious about Ye Ziziʼs reaction and, of course, curious about how Yang Haotian would touch Ye Ziziʼs buttocks.

That scene should be explosive.

As Yang Haotian continued forward, he suddenly saw two figures!

But these two figures were a bit...

Ahem, ahem...

Yang Haotian couldnʼt help but cough lightly. You guys are too hasty in doing this.

On the side of the wall, a graceful figure was passionately kissing a man. Yang Haotian blushed at the sight of the electrifying display.

These two people were naturally Dou Fushi and Li Hun.

Li Hun was still infatuated with Dou Fushi as ever. After waiting for a long time and seeing no one coming, they decided to start kissing.

”Wife, wife, someoneʼs here.”

”Ignore him, letʼs kiss a bit longer.”

”Oh, itʼs not good to have an audience. Iʼll let you kiss enough when we go back later.”

”Alright, you hurry up.”

”I know, I know.”

Li Hun let go of Dou Fushi and stood on the side to watch the battle, while Dou Fushi slowly walked up to Yang Haotian.

When she saw Yang Haotianʼs appearance, Dou Fushi was stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.

The Green and Red Brothers were already quite unconventional, and this person was truly the epitome of non-mainstream, especially with that explosive hairstyle.

Yang Haotianʼs mouth twitched slightly. In such a serious situation, he was laughing so uncontrollably, which was truly infuriating.

”Sorry, your appearance is just too ridiculous, like youʼve been struck by lightning.”

”Yes, I was indeed struck by lightning just now.”

”Uh... touched on your sore spot.”

”Donʼt waste words; letʼs get started!” Yang Haotian said sternly. Today, he would overcome all obstacles and take away his red envelope!

”Wait, wait, fighting is not interesting. How about we play something else?”

”What to play?” Yang Haotian asked curiously.

Dou Fushi took out a mysterious thing, smiling mischievously, ”Landlord.”

Yang Haotian was suddenly surprised. They actually knew how to play Landlord. How was that possible? Were they fellow villagers?

”Dare to play?”

”Sure!”

”Wife, come over quickly, weʼre short of one player.”

”Husband~ Iʼm here~”

The three of them sat down directly on the ground, and Dou Fushi started shuffling the cards, saying with a smile, ”The winner can use this to hit the other person.”

After speaking, Dou Fushi took out a hammer with ”100000t” written on it. However, judging by the appearance of this black hammer, it looked more like a balloon.

Yang Haotian thought to himself, ʼyou guys are too childish; Iʼll play along.ʼ

ʼBack in the day, I, Yang Haotian, was a master at playing Landlord.ʼ

After shuffling the cards, the three of them started playing.

However, Yang Haotian finally understood what it meant to play Landlord; this was shameless Landlord.

ʼDamn it, can Landlord be played like this? Can 3 beat 2 kings? Are you kidding me?ʼ

ʼThey even said 3 is bigger than 2. He couldnʼt even argue against that.ʼ

”Haha, I won!” Li Hun, as the Landlord, happily clapped her hands.

Yang Haotian said in a deep voice, ”I will definitely win the next round!”

Li Hun hesitated, picked up the black hammer next to her.

”Husband~”

Dou Fushi pouted, and Li Hun sweetly kissed him.

This wave of dog food was sprinkled well. Yang Haotian clenched his fists, ”Come on!”

Li Hun, with a ”ferocious smile,” raised the big hammer, ”Iʼm coming, be careful!”

Yang Haotian disdainfully said, ”If I call you ʼah,ʼ then Iʼm your grandson.”

”Ah!!!” Before the words were finished, Yang Haotian involuntarily exclaimed, and the whole person flew out.

If viewed from above the palace, one could see something flying through the walls.

”Wife, youʼre too ruthless this time.” Dou Fushi shivered.

”Who asked him to be so arrogant?” Li Hun snorted. ʼNot bad, he was screaming like that.ʼ

Before long, Yang Haotian walked over, his clothes tattered, hanging on him like a few rags. There were traces of blood around his mouth, but nothing serious. As a Dou Zun, such minor external injuries were nothing.

But this was a wound to the soul; Yang Haotian felt like dying.

”Grandson, youʼre back. Letʼs continue,” Li Hun said with delight.

Yang Haotianʼs face was gloomy. He just finished speaking and got slapped in the face.

ʼBut this time, I, Yang Haotian, wonʼt lose!ʼ

Iʼve figured out the rules!

Yang Haotian was still too young. When his heavenly bomb was destroyed by the opponentʼs consecutive pairs, he felt like his whole person was about to collapse. [Heavenly bomb is just a card combination, depending on the rules of Landlord.]

ʼIs this damn Landlord?ʼ

ʼIs this the rule you guys came up with?ʼ

ʼNo, this is a new-style Landlord invented by the respected ones. Itʼs beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.ʼ

In short, this kind of Landlord is whoever is awesome gets to call the shots.

”Husband~”

Dou Fushi helplessly pouted, then got kissed by Li Hun with delight.

And on the side, Yang Haotian suddenly envied this man.

Watching this woman raise the big hammer again, Yang Haotian hurriedly said, ”Sister, go easy.”

”Sure~”

This time, Li Hun picked up the hammer and slammed it down from above!

Bang!

Yang Haotian was imprinted on the ground, looking pitiful.

Yang Haotian wanted to cry without tears. If he could be beaten to death, that would be great. The problem was, he had the body of a Heavenly Venerable; how could he be beaten to death?

He actually got humiliated by a woman. Itʼs so infuriating.

”Stop pretending; continue,” Li Hun snorted. She was clear about her strength, and there would be no accidents.

Yang Haotian immediately sat up, ”Oh.”

This ʼohʼ sounded so helpless. It was a kind of abandonment towards life, an acceptance of the inevitable.

A trace of blood flowed from Yang Haotianʼs nose, and he didnʼt notice it himself.

Dou Fushi pointed at his own nose, telling Yang Haotian that he was bleeding.

Yang Haotian wiped his nose, feeling embarrassed.

For the next half an hour, Yang Haotian endured physical and mental torment.

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