You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 877 (Stuck on Ye Ziziʼs Butt)

They only herald Qing Yutong whisper, ”Then letʼs gather tomorrow morning. Wait for me, remember!”

After saying that, Qing Yutong ran towards Qing Ya. Qing Ya didnʼt know what Qing Yutong was up to, but it was definitely some mischief with Ye Zizi and the others. If Ye Hua found out, they would be in trouble.

Ye Zizi and Kai Yun were helpless, so they had to wait until tomorrow to leave. At least they could go out, which was quite enjoyable.

In a high-end restaurant in the Voidless Empire, a well-dressed man sat with sharp eyes and a handsome face, holding a cup of crimson wine.

If anyone knowledgeable were here, they would exclaim, ”Isnʼt that a goblet? Is that not red wine inside!”

The man gazed below, where numerous people were fighting over snake meat, but he did not participate. Instead, he looked at the palace, excitement in his eyes as he muttered, ”Five years! Itʼs been a whole five years! Finally found it!”

The man downed the cup of red wine, appearing particularly excited.

His name was Yang Haotian!

Back then, Ye Hua and Ye Zizi came here to fight and then returned. But they had inadvertently caused trouble for Yang Haotian.

Yang Haotian still remembered that day. His red envelope system had given a prompt, and he immediately ran towards the destination. However, he found nothing there, and the mainline mission of the red envelope system had been stuck since that day!

And it had been stuck for five years! He had relied on completing side quests and was now a Heavenly Venerable!

If only the mainline mission could be completed, he would be at least an Overlord by now!

Luckily, a few months ago, his mainline mission finally responded. After observing for a while, he had confirmed the target!

The target was inside the palace, a girl with double ponytails. His red envelope was stuck on her butt. All he had to do was remove the red envelope, and the mission would be completed.

But now, it seemed that the girl was quite strong, and not just her, everyone in the palace was formidable. This had led him to delay, contemplating how to successfully steal the red envelope from the girlʼs butt.

This red envelope system was truly deceiving.

But regardless, he had to try tonight!

Even if he had to use some items from the system, sneak in, quietly remove the red envelope, and immediately run away.

No one would notice, right?

Thinking this, Yang Haotian had already made up his mind. He couldnʼt continue waiting like this, or his system would become useless.

Because all the side quests were done, and if he didnʼt start the mainline mission, even the side quests wouldnʼt continue.

His system would be just scrap metal.

So, he had to remove the red envelope from the girlʼs butt tonight, even if it cost him his life!

Opening the system interface and looking at the remaining points, Yang Haotian began to contemplate. What kind of equipment could he buy to infiltrate?

However, he only had 7 points left.

Yang Haotian leaned on the table, rubbing his chin. He had some stubble; these past few days had been mentally and physically exhausting.

He didnʼt have an invisible magic treasure. The palace was like a tigerʼs den. If things went wrong, he might perish tonight.

Seven points. What the heck could he buy with that? Not even a single hair.

Talking about sneaking into the terrifying palace is simply wishful thinking.

Suddenly, a spray appeared on the system, called deodorant...

Only 5 points.

Yang Haotian immediately opened the details and found that this deodorant... seemed to be somewhat effective, capable of eliminating unusual odours.

It seemed like there was no choice but to buy this, as he couldnʼt afford anything else.

After some consideration, Yang Haotian had made a decision. He decided to take a desperate gamble!

He directly spent 5 points to buy the ”deodorant.”

Then, he went on to buy some tools, preparing for the nightʼs operation!

As the night fell, Yang Haotian became restless. All the tools were ready now!

Now, it was just waiting for midnight!

However, this period was the most agonising. Yang Haotian was basically pacing back and forth, even though he was a Heavenly Venerable now, he was still trembling with nervousness.

Because the palace was like an abyss, and he had to infiltrate it tonight and steal a red envelope. It was a crazy idea. Wasnʼt there any other choice?

It seemed like there wasnʼt.

As dawn approached, the Voidless Empire had fallen into silence, and the palace was no exception.

At this moment, Yang Haotian stood outside the palace wall, holding a roll of something in his hand, acting furtively, looking around, clearly a thief.

Seeing Yang Haotian flip over and enter the palace, it was almost terrifying just watching that, but fortunately, he got in!

Once inside the palace, Yang Haotian became even more nervous, fearing that a patrol might come by.

But now a new problem arose; the palace was not just big, and he didnʼt know the exact location.

It seemed he could only explore slowly. It would be best to have good luck tonight. If not, it would be bad luck.

Actually, there were very few patrols in the palace because they were not needed.

However, Yang Haotian couldnʼt use aura because he would be discovered. If he were discovered, it would be the end, not a fake end.

Suddenly! Yang Haotian saw an unusual creature and was startled!

Hastily opening his treasure, he pressed himself against the wall, hands raised!

A wallpaper identical to the wall appeared, sticking around him, blending in well.

This was Yang Haotianʼs secret weapon. He was too poor, and he couldnʼt think of another way. He had to draw on the palace wall and spray deodorant. This was the cheapest method.

Listening to the faint footsteps, Yang Haotian tried to remain calm, preventing the paper from trembling.

But why were these footsteps so strange, like they had four legs?

Indeed, they had four legs, belonging to the dog Yun Long.

Yun Long walked with a cheerful pace, excited at the thought of going out with its owner tomorrow. It couldnʼt sleep, so it decided to take a walk.

Whatʼs that smell? Why is it so stinky?

Yun Long sniffed, sensing a foul odour. It was a strong, pungent smell.

Yun Long gradually approached Yang Haotian, making his heart almost jump out. ʼPlease donʼt discover me…ʼ

Sizzle, sizzle...

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