You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 884 (Crunch)

ʼNutritious my ass! Are you trying to make me eat shit? Just say it plainly. Even if thereʼs a pile of shit now, I, Yang Haotian, will eat it as a meal for the red envelope. Iʼm all in for it.ʼ

ʼBut this Bilionix is truly uglier than shit. Itʼs better to cover my eyes; out of sight, out of mind.ʼ

”Crunch!”

People standing in the void are dumbfounded!

He really ate that! Oh my god!

”This is true love...” Lie Gu muttered.

”Indeed, itʼs true love.” Brittany also said dumbfoundedly. Even if she died, she wouldnʼt eat that.

Kai Yun was also shocked, ”I didnʼt expect it. Even Ye Zizi has someone who likes her. How come no one likes me?”

Seeing her frustration, Yue Hua quickly consoled, ”Thatʼs because the right one hasnʼt appeared yet.”

”Yue Hua, donʼt comfort me. I suddenly envy Ye Zizi.” Kai Yun pouted, looking at that guy eating as if it were barbecue, with green liquid splashing around. How can he eat those eyes?

Yi Hong exclaimed, ”Good heavens, heʼs still chewing...”

Lu Hong immediately covered his eyes, also covering the eyes of his vampire wives.

Even those fried spiders and scorpions werenʼt this terrifying.

After a while, Yang Haotian wiped his mouth and exclaimed, ”Refreshing! Is there more?”

Wei Chang: ”...”

Youʼre addicted to this shit.

Indeed, Yang Haotian was addicted. This man didnʼt lie to him; it really was a nutritious food.

Originally exhausted, when he took a bite just now, he instantly felt a refreshing energy circulating in his body, even feeling that his cultivation had improved significantly.

ʼThis was simply miraculous, too delicious. Please give me a dozen more.ʼ

ʼI can use this as a meal.ʼ

”Thereʼs none left.”

”Ah, thereʼs none left?” Yang Haotian was a bit disappointed.

Wei Chang was a bit dumbfounded. After all, this was the first time he saw someone eating this thing, and he ate it with such relish. Truly a weirdo.

”Turn right at the first palace ahead,” Wei Chang said indifferently, then turned and disappeared.

Yang Haotian pursed his lips, ”Such a stingy man.”

After saying that, he licked the green liquid on his fingers, so delicious~

People standing in the void were about to vomit. This was simply a boy with extreme tastes. Why donʼt you just go die?

At this moment, Wei Chang appeared next to them and said with a smile, ”Letʼs go find Ye Zizi.”

”Letʼs go!” Kai Yun immediately disappeared on the spot.

In Ye Ziziʼs room, she was currently combing her hair, humming a little tune, in a good mood.

After all, she could go out tomorrow.

”Itʼs so late, and thereʼs still a commotion outside. Really~” Ye Zizi didnʼt pay attention to the outside noise because she knew that anyone who came to the imperial palace of the Voidless Empire basically came to die, let alone coming to her place.

”Zizi.” Kai Yun suddenly appeared beside her.

”Hmm? Didnʼt we agree to meet tomorrow morning?” Seeing Kai Yun appear, Ye Zizi wasnʼt flustered. She asked with a curious tone and then raised her twin ponytails, looking super cute.

Kai Yun blinked his big eyes, ”I... I couldnʼt sleep, so I came to chat with you.”

”Is that so? What do you want to talk about?” Ye Zizi asked curiously.

”Zizi, what would you do if someone suddenly confessed to you?” Kai Yun curiously asked.

”Confessed?”

”Yeah, yeah!” Kai Yun nodded vigorously.

Ye Zizi, twirling her hair, smiled and said, ”Kill them.”

”Ah, but thatʼs a man who really loves you!” Kai Yun exclaimed.

Ye Zizi shrugged, smiling, ”I donʼt need a man, and besides, except for His Majesty, all the men in this world are trash.”

”Oh my, Zizi, you like His Majesty?”

”No, no, no. Itʼs admiration. Iʼm just a little fan of His Majesty,” Ye Zizi grinned, treating His Majesty like a big brother.

Suddenly, Ye Zizi frowned, feeling someone outside.

”Did you let someone in?” Ye Zizi asked in confusion.

Kai Yun teased, ”A man whoʼs crazy about you and rushed into the palace without fear.”

Ye Zizi: ”...”

”Hmph, Iʼm going to tell His Majesty. You want to see me embarrassed and let someone in.”

”Donʼt, donʼt, that person is extraordinary, just to see you. Arenʼt you curious about what kind of man is willing to risk his life for you?”

With Kai Yunʼs words, Ye Zizi became a bit curious and decided to take a look. After seeing, she could kill him and become the object of everyoneʼs ridicule. She didnʼt want to live anymore!

Ye Zizi stood up, and Kai Yun followed behind her as they walked out.

At this moment, Yang Haotian had already entered and was looking around when suddenly he saw the door to the sleeping hall open!

The double ponytailed little girl he had been thinking about appeared!

It was really her!

And there was a red envelope on her buttocks, sparkling. He was ready to grab it!

Then his red envelope system could operate normally. ʼOh my god, what a great moment!ʼ

ʼMay the heavens bless me.ʼ

Ye Zizi squinted her eyes, looking at the excited Yang Haotian.

This man was so low, even lower than the Green and Red Brothers back in the day. Exploding messy hair, a pitch-black face, tattered clothes, and mysterious green liquid, even on his mouth corners.

He was simply messy to the extreme. How could she be liked by such a person? It was an insult.

At this moment, Wei Chang suddenly reappeared, but others remained in the void, watching.

Of course, Ye Zizi knew that these people were watching her to make a fool of herself. It was so shameless. Tomorrow she must tell His Majesty that they let someone in just to see her make a fool of herself.

Wei Changʼs mouth slightly curled up, and he chuckled, ”Zizi, this little brother came for you.”

Ye Zizi snorted. With a turn of her body, the red envelope on her butt drove Yang Haotian crazy. He really wanted to reach out and touch it.

”What are you looking at! Be careful I gouge your eyes out!” Ye Zizi felt Yang Haotianʼs gaze, coldly snorting.

Yang Haotian immediately withdrew his gaze. ʼDonʼt get me wrong; Iʼm not looking at your butt. Iʼm looking at the red envelope.ʼ

ʼMoreover, your butt isnʼt even perky. It doesnʼt look interesting at all.ʼ

ʼAnd with such a loli appearance, itʼs not my type. I, Yang Haotian, like mature women.ʼ

After hearing this, Wei Chang laughed, ”Zizi, donʼt be so angry. This guy has been in many fights, thatʼs why he looks so miserable. Isnʼt that right?”

”Yes, yes, thatʼs right. I wasnʼt like this originally.” Yang Haotian felt that this father-in-law was genuinely good, helping him everywhere.

”Go wash your face.” Wei Chang couldnʼt help but remind. He had come to see his crush, but he didnʼt know how to clean up.

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