Ning An's Wild Wish System

”Is there a lay Buddhist in the temple?”

”The little Daoists have returned.”

Ning An shouted these two sentences, but first he was taken aback, then smiled faintly.

Usually, it’s the incense burners who shout like this to Ning An. Today, it’s different; Ning An is calling out to the incense burners.

”Brother Sect Leader, you’re finally back, I’ve been waiting for so long~”

A delicate fragrance hit his nose, and in the blink of an eye, a beautiful person was pouting and standing in front of Ning An.

The beauty’s delicate nose slightly wrinkled, like a little cat with a bit of temper, her eyes bright as stars, radiant as spring blooms, as bright as the autumn moon.

Ning An was about to say something, but suddenly his body paused, tightly staring at her face, his expression gradually becoming a bit strange.

Ghost Face wasn’t timid, instead, she smiled slightly with her curved eyebrows:

”Brother Sect Leader, what are you looking at, hasn’t any girl ever told you that even if you meet a girl you’re interested in, you shouldn’t make it so obvious?”

Every frown and smile seemed so natural, directly charming the livestream audience into a daze.

”Hey, hehe, is she smiling at me? She must like me!”

”Mom, you don’t have to introduce me to any blind dates anymore, I’ve found the love of my life... what do you mean be realistic? Mom, you always said I’m quite handsome, what makes me unworthy of her?”

”Look at that, it’s not just us ordinary people, even the little Daoist who’s accomplished in cultivation can’t avoid the same fate; he’s staring so directly at her.”

”Gosh, the little Daoist finally seems more like a mortal, before he was real but always felt distant.”

”Tearfully seeking help, is there any Daoist temple that still needs people? No need for a salary, I’m willing to work for free just to get close to the incense burners. In just half a day, not to mention character, but already a big and a small beauty hinted at the little Daoist, I’m tempted!”

”Idiot! He’s handsome, even if he goes up to hook his shoulder, it’s fine. You’re ugly, not some handsome reader, dreaming of swan meat, look at yourself in the mirror first.”

...

Ning An stared intently at the beauty before him, somewhat bewildered, not because of her beauty, but because of her life chart.

The incense burners who come to offer incense, blessed by the four great true gods of prosperity, longevity, health, and wealth, all with kind looks, residing in the middle palace.

Even those who might invoke the Ghost-Collecting Incense, it’s only due to true gods retiring, leaving the middle palace unprotected.

Yet the beauty with a standard Eastern face in front of him, her life chart’s middle palace, although also ruled by a presence with awe-inspiring might, is not in the traditional form of a long-bearded white-browed true god of Dragon Country, but an angel from Western mythology.

Even with three pairs of wings!!!

A Westerner disguised as an Oriental face, what’s her plan?

Upon recalling the tampered woodshed, Ning An’s vigilance immediately heightened.

But he didn’t show it on his face, instead smiling smoothly: ”Before today, indeed no girl ever told me that, I am taught.”

”Is the lay Buddhist here to offer incense? This way, please.”

With that, Ning An took the lead, striding forward.

On the way, Ning An found an angle, discreetly took out another phone, opened Ma Baoguo’s avatar, and asked him to quickly check the recent surveillance of the woodshed.

He needs to confirm one thing, whether this person standing here is worth fifty thousand.

Very quickly, no hesitation.

Before the path was fully walked, Ma Baoguo sent a question mark at the start, along with recent video, indicating nothing unusual in the woodshed, same as always.

Hmm?

A word instantly came to Ning An’s mind, hacker!

Surveillance might lie, eyes might lie, but Ghost-Collecting Incense won’t. It truly loves those with bad intentions approaching it!

If the surveillance video suggests everything is as usual, it can only mean this isn’t one person, but a group committing the act.

These aren’t just worth fifty thousand, who knows, maybe several million!

Ning An quietly put away the spare phone again, without showing any anomaly.

He wanted to see what these people were up to!

Before the altar, Ning An didn’t waste words, directly picking up three incense sticks to place in her hand.

”Lay Buddhist, it’s the little Daoists’ late return that delayed your time, let’s not waste; just go through the process, offer the incense.”

The livestream audience looked on enviously at the scene.

”See, I told you Brother Sect Leader couldn’t possibly like men, just he hadn’t met the right person. The one in the morning was a nice appetizer, but nothing like this one.”

”Sigh, indeed, even the little Daoists with fairy-like demeanor and little immortals get nervous when facing such earthly beauties; look how nervous Brother Sect Leader is.”

”Exactly, usually, when incense burners come to offer incense, unless they’re malicious guests, Brother Sect Leader would say a few extra words, looking calm but internally he’s probably really nervous now.”

...

Yet the beauty seemed unhurried, gently pushing the incense sticks back, her fingers inadvertently brushing Ning An’s forearm.

”Brother Sect Leader, I heard there’s a once-in-a-century incense here, granting every wish without any cost, is that true?”

Ning An silently pushed her hand back, enduringly said, ”If you mean the Divine Invitation Incense, then yes, it’s true.”

The beauty’s eyes lit up. Just as she was about to speak, Ning An regretfully said, ”Unfortunately, the current stock of Divine Invitation Incense is all used up. As for any spare ones, only when my master returns will I know. Currently, this temple only has regular incense.”