Crossdressing To Survive An Apocalypse [BL]

After a while, Tian and Juda came back with smiles and giggles. 

Yue just gave his sister a look for which she shook her head not to ask anything.

”Let’s go home then,” he picked up all the heavier bags and everything that he could carry in his hands.

”Um let me take care of that,” Juda just touched them, and all disappeared.

Yue looked at her with appreciation. ”My aching back could have used your skill a long time ago.”

”I told you guys to take me...” 

”No, we won’t, be barely survived. It was so, so.. so bad this time around. The whole building was filled to the brim with zombies. Not just that, the fire alarm went off and would not stop. All the zombies in the vicinity rushed to the hospital.”

He pulled open the door for his parents to leave as he was narrating the story.

In hindsight, he noticed a familiar person in the hall.

”Wait a darn minute,” he leaned down and peered intensely. The back of that head was very familiar, but he could not remember who that was.

”It’s that screamer,” Tian said after taking a casual look.

”Screamer?”

”The one who screamed I killed him. It was hilarious actually. Never knew anyone could shout in such a high pitch,” she mumbled to Juda.

Then it came it him. This person was none other than the annoying Liwei. 

’What is he doing in the house? I thought uncle banned him from coming in here? Agh I hate him...’

He watched as the man scurry around like a rat hiding in various corners. Two men met up with him there with puppies in hand.

”Don’t look Yue,” Juda suddenly pulled him back.

”No, I’m curious. What is that guy doing this time?..” 

”Just don’t look,” she sternly glared at him.

”Okay.... wait; were they the ones who bullied you?”

Juda’s facial expression shifted drastically. ”No! I said let’s go!”

Before he could even react Tian already rushed past them.

”Tian, stop! Oh my god, when will you both listen. Violence is not the answer.”

Yue glanced back with a knowing smile. ”But it’s a solution in this case. Plus I have some beef with that Shorty. I’ll be back in a minute.” He happily rushed off with Tian.

”Uncle, Aunt, aren’t you going to stop him?”

Juda glanced at them.

Yue’s mum just shrugged. ”He is technically grown up. Besides, he knows what he is doing and what is he capable of. Plus I have taught him t run whenever he is in a bad situation,”

”Yeah, that’s a good strategy. When you can’t win, you run,” Yue’s dad added, hugging his wife to his side.

”agh...” Juda anxiously rushed after the two.

”This is going to be awesome. Che, I wish I had my phone with me,”’ Lui excitedly ran after them whilst eating a peach. 

Yue silently pulled Tian to the side eavesdropping on their conversation.

”This is all you can find? I told you to find a pedigree. Not this fucking mutt,”

”Just pay up bitch,” the man gruffly said, pushing Liwei back.

Liwei handed him a bag full of stuff. The men just plucked it away from him and greedily ate the bread inside.

”How is the plan going?”

”It crashed and burned. The new arrivals are very powerful,”

”New arrivals? Who?”

”Twin girls and two guys. The girls were so fucking gorgeous. I want to fuck them if I can. One of them had fire ability. She burned Deng Li’s wig off,”

Yue glanced at his sister.

”Sounds like a coup..” Lui excitedly munched on her fruit.

She just rolled her eyes and whispered. ”Some coup, they seem badly planned and executed.”

”Tian Yue.... this is not okay.. Please, let’s not.

Tian held her mouth with a wide smirk. ”Trust me, it’s fun. It’s like facing your demons. In this case, we are just going to beat the shit out of them,”

”Guys! Silence!” Yue glared at them all.

By the time he glanced back, Liwei was nowhere to be found. Only those two men stood there eating away happily.

”Hey, you!” Tian shouted, waking out of their hiding spot. 

The men scrambled away. 

But Yue rushed to the other side with his sword held high. ”Not so fast. There have been rumors that you have been bullying others. That’s not okay,” he growled

The men froze looking at him up and down with a lewd smirk.

”Why does it not work!” this time, without any hesitation, he smacked one of the men’s necks with his sword hilt. 

He collapsed instantly.

”Whoa whoa, I didn’t do anything. It was all him!” the other one said tightly gripping onto the bag in his hand.

”No no, this guy slapped Juda’s ass,” Lui said, slurping onto her juicy fruit. ”I say cut that disgusting paw off,”

Both Tian and Yue looked her way. 

”Wow, you are weirdly very enthusiastic about violence.”

”Well, I was born with it.” Lui happily chuckled.

”What do we do Tian?” Yue glanced at her. ”I can amputate him, but that sounds very extreme. Maybe cut a few fingers.”

”Finger can work. Maybe we can work on his pinky.” she looked at the man’s fingers with interest.

”Guys we are talking about cutting a human! Not a piece of chicken! Can we not do that?” Juda shouted.

Both Tian and Yue passed. 

”We need to punish him somehow though.”

Juda just let out a deep breath and walked close. Without any warning, she slapped the man firmly on his cheeks. 

The man looked too stunned to speak.

”Fucker, that’s for slapping my butt. It’s not something you can touch when you want!”

”Yeah only I have the right to touch it!” Tian shouted in the heat of the moment. She realized it soon and her face flushed red. ”I didn’t just say that…”

Yue smirked at her with his brows wiggling. ”Oh I see where this is going,”

”Don’t make a weird face. I’ll burn your eyebrows off,” shyly Tian hid her blushing cheeks. 

”Aww, that’s so cute.” Juda hugged her softly and kissed her hands. ”See I had my payback. Can We go back home now? Please...”

”Fine,” Tian reluctantly agreed.

”Sigh I was expecting more,” Lui sadly walked past them to his parents, who were waiting by the door.

They all walked out of the mansion through the familiar roads.

Yue’s mind was filled with the things they needed to do. First the garden needs to be cleaned off. The animals need to be quarantined. 

He also needed to take care of the neighboring plot close to their house. That place was left barren, with nothing but a lot of trees and plants.

Usually, he would have let it be, but since it was so close to the windows, some of the mutated plants might enter their house easily.

”Tian, after we reach home I need you to first burn off all the foliages on our neighboring land. The rest of us are going to be cleaning and taking care of the chickens,”

Suddenly, Yue remembered his favorite daughter was missing. 

”Where is Trexa?”

”She is home. She refused to move away from that pond. I tried bribing her, taking her by force. Did not work at all,” his mum sighed. ”She is oddly stubborn sometimes,”

”Did you guys leave her food?”

”I left a bowl of food and some fresh water,” his dad said with a proud look. 

Yue worriedly glanced up at the sky. The dots were much closer. Maybe in about an hour, those will descend. 

”Let’s hurry,”

They all quickened their phase and reached home in about ten minutes.

Yue threw open the door. But what greeted him throw him into a new horror.

The whole house was covered in huge, vine-like things. 

The walls, the floors, the garden..Everything was covered in the thick vine. 

”Fuck.” He hurriedly ran inside. ”Trexa! Trexa baby! Baba is home! where are you!”

”Squeak!” an excited squeak came from the small garden area. 

He rushed there to see his baby Trexa sitting by the pond with her hind limbs touching the water’s surface. It oddly felt human.

”Baby, are you hurt?”

”Squeak,” she remained unmoving. 

”Yue, shall I burn this down?” Tian slightly cut the bean’s stalk. It blended a bit, but in a minute the part re-grew. 

Yue tapped on the vines. They were the common bean variety. He had seen them before. They were harmless, plus they produce huge bean pods. 

”No. let it be for now. Let’s concentrate on the other plants. Please go burn the nearby land. Dad, mum, bring me some gasoline. Juda and Lui take care of the left and right. Not a root is to be left in the ground. Cleanly pluck it out please,”

He got to work. First were the quails and the chicken. He found a few storage bins and take-out boxes and poked a few holes on top. 

The quails will fit snugly in the takeout boxes while the chicken Bakbak will fit perfectly in the storage box.

All was planned, but he ran into a problem.

Bakbak hated being separated from the quails. She bit him so many times that his fingers turned red.

”Come on Bakbak, it’s just for a while. I will let you mother them later. Please, just cooperate!” 

She glared at him with her beady, orange eyes.

”ugh...”

”I’ll try,” his mum placed the gasoline cans down and squatted down in front of Bakbak. ”Here we will not harm your babies. Let’s keep them separated for just a day, yes?”

Bakbak peered at her weirdly. After a minute or so she moved her fat ass away, letting mum take the quails. 

”How did you do that?” he was completely astonished by her talents.

”I raised you. Had a lot of practice.” She chuckled, placing the quail in the boxes.

After the birds, they had to contain the cat. 

Blackie was weirdly compliant. She happily walked into her make-shift carrier and wagged her tail excitedly. 

”Cats love boxes,” mum said with a shrug.

”You are a genius, mum. A genius.

”Been told that a lot,”