Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1746: Chapter 1780: The Eighteenth Level of the Dark Prison

”Couldn’t be bothered with you.” Lin Zifeng turned his head and walked away.

”Hey! You wicked brat, Uncle Wolf isn’t done with you yet. You’re not allowed to leave!” Big Handsome Guy swooshed and blocked Lin Zifeng’s path.

”Hurry up and let me see what you have in your hand!”

”Show it to you? Can you even lift it?” Lin Zifeng shrugged his shoulders and casually tossed the Heavenly Painting Halberd in front of him.

”Buzz buzz buzz...”

Big Handsome Guy’s eyes lit up, exclaiming it was a good thing. He reached out to touch the Heavenly Painting Halberd, but a threatening blood light radiated from the halberd, preventing him from getting close.

”Bang!” With a loud noise, just as Big Handsome Guy’s paw was about to touch the Heavenly Painting Halberd, upon contact, sparks flew, and an energy directly blasted his large body away.

”Whoosh whoosh whoosh...” The ears heard the whistling and violent gusts of wind. After crashing through several big trees, he heavily fell to the ground and only then difficultly poked his head out from the jungle. His eyes rolled back in anger.

”Phht~” Lin Zifeng barely held back his laughter, almost bursting out. Seeing his embarrassed look was incredibly amusing.

”Damn it! You wicked brat, did you do that on purpose!!! Huh!!! You knew it was untouchable, yet you threw it at me. Are you trying to kill me?”

After getting up, Big Handsome Guy was furious, gritting his teeth.

”I already told you, this thing can’t be touched by you, yet you insisted on touching it.” Lin Zifeng shrugged with a smile.

”Why the heck did you throw it to me then? Are you trying to kill Uncle Wolf!”

Climbing out of the ruins, Big Handsome Guy was quite displeased. He cursed while lamenting his bad luck.

”Brat, is that weapon really Liu Shen’s Holy Weapon?”

”Yes.” Lin Zifeng nodded.

”Damn. No wonder it’s so powerful. This thing is no good. Brat, don’t blame me for not warning you. This thing has too much killing aura. Even the Liu Shen almost got his mind confused by it back then. If you also get your mind confused by it, it’s better to throw away this dangerous artifact. Don’t use it anymore. It’s an ominous item!”

”Why do you say that? Does the Heavenly Painting Halberd have other stories too?”

Lin Zifeng was puzzled.

He knew it was a dangerous weapon but didn’t know the true extent of its danger.

”You ask me. Who the heck should I ask? This thing is no good, you handle it yourself. Just make sure it doesn’t confuse your mind later.”

”Big Handsome Guy, you sure know a lot.” Lin Zifeng smiled, his eyes making a sly turn.

”Get lost! Call me Uncle Wolf! Who the heck is your Big Handsome Guy!!! I’ve never liked this crappy name.”

”Dead Dog! Don’t be ungrateful!” Lin Zifeng cursed. Calling him Big Handsome Guy was already giving face, not calling him Dead Dog was already good enough.

”Arrgh~ Brat, try calling Dead Dog again!” Big Handsome Guy got angry, showing his teeth and raising his white fur all over.

”Dead... Dog~” Lin Zifeng deliberately shaped his mouth into an O, deliberately trying to piss him off.

”Woof~”

Big Handsome Guy was enraged, transforming into a dark light and attacked.

”Brat, call me Dead Dog again, and I’ll bite you to death!”

Big Handsome Guy leaped up and bit Lin Zifeng’s pants leg.

”Hey, hey, hey, just kidding, no need to be serious!”

”Who’s joking with you, I’m of noble blood, not to be called by a mere mortal like you. Quickly apologize to Uncle Wolf, or else I’ll bite your leg off today.”

”If you keep biting, I might just chop your head off!” Lin Zifeng wielded the war spear, dominating the moment.

”Howl~ Come on! Just try and chop me, my head and iron arms, you think that rusted scrap in your hand can chop me to death? Brat, you’re too naive!”

”Oh? Really?” Lin Zifeng smiled, lifting the Heavenly Painting Halberd and waving it a couple of times.

”Damn! Brat, you dare to be serious!” Big Handsome Guy saw this and rolled his eyes in fright, really thinking he was going to chop him. He was mostly bluffing to scare him, not really unafraid of being chopped.

”I won’t use it to chop, but I can use my hand!”

His smiling face suddenly turned serious, the Heavenly Hand was suddenly extended. It chopped heavily towards Big Handsome Guy’s head.

”Smack!”

”Ow ow...” Big Handsome Guy howled, wanting to shove his head into his butt out of pain.

”Hey, I thought you had a head of iron? How come you couldn’t endure one hit?” Lin Zifeng smiled at him; the so-called head of iron wasn’t as strong as claimed.

”Brat, you really chopped me!!!”

Big Handsome Guy was hurt so bad that tears almost fell from his dog eyes.

”Weren’t you saying you had a head of iron? I was just seeing if your head was harder or my hand.” Lin Zifeng crossed his arms, looking at him with interest.

”Damn it! You really believe that my head is of iron? I also said I was the Hall Master King of the eighteenth floor of Dark Prison. Do you believe that too!”

”Dark Prison has eighteen floors?” Lin Zifeng raised an eyebrow. This was the biggest secret he had ever heard.

”No, no. I was just babbling, don’t take it seriously.” Big Handsome Guy’s gaze became evasive, as if he had revealed something he shouldn’t have.

”Dead... uh, Uncle Wolf, you just mentioned Dark Prison having eighteen floors? Is that true? I’m curious now, can you tell me?”

”Damn! I was just talking nonsense. You actually believe it!”

Big Handsome Guy stretched his neck, giving him a scornful look.

”Don’t be like that. Even if it’s nonsense, tell me, did you go deep into Dark Prison?” To Lin Zifeng now, nothing seemed more mysterious than Dark Prison. Given that Big Handsome Guy could speak human language, it must be extraordinary. Lin Zifeng wasn’t too sure about the Dark Prison’s situation, maybe Big Handsome Guy knew.

”Damn! Whatever I say is true? Didn’t you use your brains? Just babbling a bit and you believe?”

”I believe!” Lin Zifeng nodded affirmatively.

This Dead Dog’s origin is simple, it surely knows a lot of unknown secrets.

”Damn it! I’m not some god, you’re believing every little thing I say? Even I don’t believe what comes out of my own mouth, go do whatever you need to do.” It cursed displeased.

Lin Zifeng actually didn’t know how many layers Dark Prison had, but he figured Big Handsome Guy might know. This dog’s origin seemed very mysterious. It had been to many places, and not just any ordinary places.

”Hey, hey, hey! Stop staring at Uncle Wolf like that. Uncle Wolf isn’t ’interested’ in men.” Big Handsome Guy scolded with displeasure, shaking his head and cursing, ”Damn it, brat, did you eat bull’s balls or something, improving your cultivation so fast, are you trying to ’take’ Uncle Wolf!”

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