Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1745: Chapter 1779: Damn! Hurry and Give Your Grandpa Ao a Cigarette!

”Dead dog!”

Lin Zifeng chased up, slashing down with a spear, an invisible wave of energy nearly engulfing the handsome guy running at the front.

”Wu wa wa~ Damn it! You’re trying to **** the grandpa Ao, aren’t you? Grandpa Ao hasn’t had the chance to enjoy playing with more girls. Haven’t had the chance to enjoy dog life yet!” The handsome guy ran wildly with his tail tucked, wailing all the way.

If this guy were a human, he’d definitely be a big hooligan.

”Dead dog, if you just stop, I will cease my attack. Can’t we just have a proper chat?” Lin Zifeng pushed his speed to the limit, maintaining a mere ten-meter distance from the handsome guy. At this range, he was absolutely confident he could attack the handsome guy, fearing that one strike would accidentally kill him, which would be a loss.

”Stop your nonsense! If Grandpa Ao stops, won’t you just skin me alive? You want your grandpa Ao to stop, but dammit, I just won’t! Come hit me if you have the guts, hit me, hit me...”

”Dead dog, if you keep showing off, don’t blame me for being heartless,” Lin Zifeng said, seething with anger. This dead dog was just too much.

”Dead dog! Last warning. If you don’t stop, don’t blame me for being heartless!” Lin Zifeng gripped his war spear with both hands, gathering endless elemental power. This strike was bound to make the handsome guy take a tumble.

”Ha ha~ Your grandpa Ao just won’t stop, come on then. Come on, hit me, hit me, hit me~”

The infuriating dead dog wagged its butt, grinning provocatively, testing Lin Zifeng’s limits. It thought Lin Zifeng couldn’t catch it.

However, next, the terrifying aura emitted by Lin Zifeng’s Heavenly Painting Halberd made the handsome guy’s pointed ears droop immediately.

”Oh crap! Damn, this is for real! Help! Help! Grandpa Ao doesn’t want to die! Damn it! Kid, you’re hell-bent on finishing me off! Don’t let your grandpa Ao regain peak combat power or else, just one fart from me would surely deal with you~”

”Slash!” Lin Zifeng shouted, wielding the weapon and striking downward. Suddenly, a formidable battle light shot toward the sky, almost transforming into a blood-light flood dragon engulfing the handsome guy.

The violent, extreme energy set all the surrounding trees crashing in a thunderous sound. All the big trees around immediately turned into sawdust under the might of that spear!

”Roar~”

A blood-light flood dragon charged toward the handsome guy, frightening the handsome guy’s two dog ears upright. It was originally a little cocky, but upon seeing it, its eyes went wide.

”Damn you!”

Swish swish swish... in a forced situation, it surprisingly started climbing the tree. It climbed all the way to the top at a speed as quick as lightning. However, against the spear light, how could that tree protect it?

Debris flew, rocks shattered, stones broke...

The scene was exceptionally grand, resembling a major earthquake. Dust nearly covered the entire region.

Once the dust dispersed, Lin Zifeng walked step by step into the mist. Meanwhile, the handsome guy scrambled out from the ruins.

”Wu wa wa~ Damn kid, you really want to **** grandpa Ao, huh. Thankfully, I’m tough; if I died, how many dog sisters would shed tears for me~”

The handsome guy’s shamelessness and narcissism nearly made Lin Zifeng feel the urge to cough blood on the spot.

”Dead dog, you still trying to run?” Lin Zifeng swung the Heavenly Painting Halberd, stepping out from the haze, looking at the handsome guy’s sorry state, which he found inexplicably amusing.

”Still coming!!! You can’t wait for your grandpa Ao to die in front of you, can you? So harsh with your attacks, if grandpa Ao ended up missing an arm or a leg, even if I turned into a ghost, I wouldn’t spare you! Kid, tell your grandpa Ao, what the hell are you doing here?”

The handsome guy was upset, was extremely upset; just now, it almost cost it its life.

”Then what exactly are you doing here?” Lin Zifeng used the war spear to push aside a broken tree, the handsome guy curled up with its tail tucked under another big tree. Though it spoke tough, it was genuinely frightened. Who knows if this damn kid really makes a move, it absolutely wouldn’t be able to resist.

Damn! How did this damn kid’s cultivation get so powerful? Before, I could toy with him however I wanted, now grandpa Ao... um, no! I can’t even handle him. Too incredible, too incredible. If given time, could he even match the Holy War?

Thinking this, the handsome guy’s dog eyes rolled, feeling increasingly unafraid.

”Dog grandpa I came... um, no! Grandpa Ao had a right to come exploring, didn’t he? If there is no ambition in a dog’s life, then what’s the point of living it?” The handsome guy raised his head proudly, with a look of ’I’ve got guts’, then slapped itself, ”Damn, why do I keep saying dog life, it should be Ao life! I’m Ao, not a dog~”

”And you? What on earth are you doing here? Do you even know what place this is?”

”I know.” Lin Zifeng nodded, preparing to pull out a cigarette to relax.

”Crap! Quickly, give your grandpa Ao one~ I’ve been in this ghostly place for days without a smoke.”

Pfft~

Lin Zifeng almost fell headlong to the ground.

Having no choice, he handed a cigarette to it. But then, an eye-popping scene happened. The handsome guy deftly picked up the cigarette, scraped its claw against the ground, causing a dazzling spark to fly up, catching the spark in its paw, mimicking the human way of lighting up a cigarette...

”...”

If this were the circus, Lin Zifeng would not find this surprising, but the point was, this wasn’t a circus. He began to suspect if this dead dog had actually come from the circus...

A genuine joker~

”Joker, what are you looking at? Never saw grandpa Ao smoke before?” The handsome guy rolled its green eyes and puffed smoke from the cigarette...

”...”

Lin Zifeng had nothing to say.

Once the cigarette burned out, the handsome guy gave him an indignant look. ”Damn kid, you still haven’t told your grandpa Ao what you are doing here?”

”Like you, I came for an adventure. If there’s no challenge in life, then isn’t it meaningless to live?”

Lin Zifeng laughed, wiping his Heavenly Painting Halberd, seemingly this action made the handsome guy shrink its neck instinctively in fear.

”That thing in your hand, could it be the Liu Shen Holy Weapon?”

”Oh? You know about this?” Lin Zifeng asked, surprised.

”Nonsense! If I didn’t know, what the hell would I be asking for? Come on, quickly, bring it over for your dog grandpa to take a look. Uh, damn it, why did I keep saying dog grandpa, so jinxed. Bring it over for your grandpa Ao to have a look.”

”Why should I?!” Lin Zifeng glared.

”Damn it! ****, let grandpa Ao take a look at what divine energy you took three lifetimes to cultivate, hurry up, quickly bring it over for your grandpa Ao to have a good look.”