Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1382: Chapter 1383: Holy Crap!

Elder Yu was indeed efficient; the items arrived that very night.

Moreover, Elder Yu personally came.

Guess he’s still worried that Lu Xiaobu might try these things out of curiosity; he has to keep an eye on him.

”Are these things useful to a Grandmaster?” Elder Yu asked curiously.

In his impression, these things have almost zero effect on a Grandmaster!

Even if there’s so much of it, the likelihood of it working isn’t high!

Besides, why would a Grandmaster lose their mind and eat so much of this stuff?

If not, whether or not it would be poisonous isn’t clear, but if it’s not, being overstuffed wouldn’t be an issue!

”No use.” Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: ”But it’s not useful now, doesn’t mean it won’t be useful later.”

After speaking, Lu Xiaobu stopped talking to Elder Yu and burrowed into the warehouse alone!

Apart from a warehouse full of this stuff, Lu Xiaobu had also bought a bunch of inferior Immortal Beans.

Then!

He started upgrading them blindly!

That’s right, you didn’t read wrong, it’s blindly upgrading!

After all, Lu Xiaobu hasn’t researched these things, so he can only proceed like this!

Anyway, the stronger the effect, the better.

Those that gain strength continue upgrading, those that don’t get tossed!

Survival of the fittest!

Anyway, the funds wasted on each upgrade aren’t that much.

Finally!

After one night.

Lu Xiaobu emerged!

At this moment, in his hand was a bottle of something as black as cola!

System idiot introduction: ”A strong gulp sends you to your grave! Warm reminder, those below Half-step Master can have a taste!”

Hmm, this thing can knock out anyone below Half-step Master!

”Is this it?” Elder Yu curiously stared at the Black Water in Lu Xiaobu’s hand.

”Wanna try?” Lu Xiaobu raised an eyebrow, chuckling wickedly.

”Die!” Elder Yu laughed and cursed: ”Do I look like a three-year-old?”

”Hahaha!” Lu Xiaobu burst into laughter.

”And is it useful to a Grandmaster?” Elder Yu asked again.

”Not useful for a Grandmaster temporarily, but soon it will be.” Lu Xiaobu smiled mysteriously.

”Another question, would the lunatic drink it?” Elder Yu acted like a curious baby: ”It’s not that I’m overly curious, it’s just that this thing is too suspicious. If it were placed in front of me, I’d definitely not drink it.”

”Not drink it?” Lu Xiaobu responded.

”Of course not, normal people wouldn’t drink it, right?” Elder Yu rolled his eyes.

”I don’t think so.” Lu Xiaobu shrugged: ”Come, witness a miracle!”

”Is that so?” Elder Yu was full of skepticism, he genuinely didn’t think the lunatic would drink this thing.

Elder Yu and Lu Xiaobu arrived at the lunatic’s villa.

”Who is this...” The lunatic looked at Elder Yu, puzzled.

What does this mean, have I turned into a zoo’s gorilla?

Now they’re bringing people to visit?

”Not your concern.” Lu Xiaobu’s words were blunt.

Upon hearing these words, Elder Yu’s heart skipped a beat.

Does Xiaobu talk to this lunatic like this?

This fellow is a Grandmaster!

And still a lunatic Grandmaster!

Isn’t he afraid of angering him!?

However, the facts proved he was overthinking it, the lunatic didn’t get angry at all.

The lunatic already knew Lu Xiaobu disliked him, so this tone was normal, nothing to get mad about.

As long as the problem gets solved, this could always be settled later!

”Give me a lump of your Energy.” Lu Xiaobu extended his hand.

”Okay! How much do you need?” The lunatic nodded.

Elder Yu—What the heck!?

”As much as possible!” Lu Xiaobu said irritably.

”Here you go!” The lunatic said nothing else.

Elder Yu—What the heck! What the heck! What the heck!

Lu Xiaobu took the Energy and used it to upgrade the bottle of Black Water.

Spent five billion, upgrade successful!

System idiot: ”Oh yeah! Now even Grandmasters can experience it! How wonderful!”

”Drink it.” Lu Xiaobu tossed it to the lunatic.

”Alright.” The lunatic nodded, picked it up, and drank it all in one go.

Hmm, even burped!

Not a drop remaining!

Elder Yu—What the heck! What the heck! What the heck! What the heck! What the heck—and this repeated a thousand times! (A thousand words omitted!)

”Alright, digest it yourself, and let me know if there are any other reactions!” Lu Xiaobu said coldly.

”Okay, I will notify you.” The lunatic nodded and sat down again.

Elder Yu...

Hmm, can’t express shock, brain has crashed. If I were to play the fool from the village head, I wouldn’t even need makeup!

Then!

Lu Xiaobu led the already shocked Elder Yu, whose mouth couldn’t close, and left!

Once they were out of earshot for the Grandmaster.

”What the heck!” Elder Yu directly cursed: ”Is this guy your son!?”

”Your son!” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes: ”What’s that talk now? Do I have a son that old?!”

”Then if this guy isn’t your son, why does he listen to you so obediently?”

Elder Yu was almost shocked to the point of spitting blood: ”You curse him, he’s not angry, fine! You ask for Energy, he gives it? You tell him to drink, he drinks it!? His aftereffect must be a brain problem!?”

He’s really losing it!

Is that still a Grandmaster?!

Is that still the Grandmaster who proved his way through killing his wife?!

Actually able to believe Lu Xiaobu wholeheartedly?!

Honestly, if you say this guy is his son, Elder Yu wouldn’t even think about it before nodding in agreement!

Even biological sons aren’t this obedient, right!

”I already said I’d show you a miracle!” Lu Xiaobu shrugged.

”It’s truly a miracle!” Elder Yu admitted, deeply convinced!

You say you bullied and tempted everyone at Medicine King Valley to listen to you, fine. But now you can actually make a Grandmaster follow your every word, that’s truly impressive!

”It’s alright, alright.” Lu Xiaobu raised an eyebrow, immensely proud!

...

The lunatic started digesting inside the villa.

What? You also don’t know why he listens to Lu Xiaobu so thoroughly?

It’s simple enough; there are three reasons.

First, Lu Xiaobu’s possessions haven’t arrived yet, the likelihood of him deceiving is low, otherwise, he’d be dead already!

Second, Lu Xiaobu asked him for Energy. As he knew, when Ni Xia became a Grandmaster, even Ni Huang was asked for Energy by Lu Xiaobu, increasing the credibility again!

Third, he’s confident that nothing in this world could be toxic to a Grandmaster’s body!

Even if there is, the effect would be weak enough for him to notice quickly!

Based on the above three points, that’s why he listens to Lu Xiaobu!

What?! You say I am wrong!? Lu Xiaobu is going to deceive me?!

How could it be?!

I am the Gran...

Hey, wait!

Why does my head feel dizzy?!

My limbs are starting to weaken!?

The body actually feels like it’s floating in the air?!

What the heck! What’s happening?!

Have I really been deceived?!

Hey, bosses, I was wrong, I want to ask whether there’s still help for me!?

Waiting online, it’s pretty urgent!