Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1361: Chapter 1363: Pants Down, Go for It

The system looked at the shameless Lu Xiaobu, really feeling a tingling in its scalp, wanting to die!

How much karma must it have accumulated to end up with such a host?!

Some may ask, if that’s the case, why not just prevent Lu Xiaobu from discovering the system’s source?

Well, actually!

This system source, or the administrator page, exists for system upgrades!

Systems are fundamentally upgradeable!

How do normal systems upgrade?

The system issues tasks, the host completes tasks, and after accumulating certain conditions, it can be upgraded!

It’s like people falling in love. When the conditions are right, they get married!

And when conditions are even better, they have children!

However!

What about his host?!

Doesn’t do any tasks, finds a chance, and jumps right in!

This is outright violation! Violation!

Do you understand?!

Damn it!

Damn hooligan!

Last time’s violation was one thing!

Now he’s actually forcing a ”child” out of him!

”Give me 50 billion wasteful amount and I’ll give you the biggest benefit!” the system said furiously.

”Sure, I’ll give it to you!” Lu Xiaobu agreed readily, having just acquired 50 billion wasteful amount, he could afford it!

Besides, this system source wasn’t like the tricky System Spirit; it was quite rigid, so there was no worry about being fooled.

”Alright! Now get lost!” The system source said directly after receiving the wasteful amount.

”Can’t you speak a little more politely? I’m the host!” Lu Xiaobu protested.

”Fine! Kindly get lost!” The system source cursed politely!

Then, Lu Xiaobu was kicked out of the system source space!

”Damn, why does it feel like this guy is more human-like than last time?” Lu Xiaobu murmured after being kicked out.

He remembered that the system source was very stiff last time!

And now it even knows how to curse?

”It’s changing too,” the System Spirit came out helplessly and said: ”Every time you enter the system source, you more or less affect it!”

”So will you two fight in the future?” Lu Xiaobu pondered and asked.

”Probably not,” the System Spirit wasn’t entirely sure either.

His relationship with the system source is actually quite strange.

While they are one, they aren’t exactly the same.

But to say they’re separate is absurd!

How to put it?

It’s both explainable and unexplainable, so the possibility Lu Xiaobu mentioned can’t be entirely ruled out!

”Forget it, we’ll deal with it later,” Lu Xiaobu shook his head and said, ”What benefit did it give me this time?”

”Upgrade!” the system said with some excitement.

”Upgrade? Upgrade what?” Lu Xiaobu was somewhat confused.

”Anything can be upgraded!” the system explained, ”Didn’t you want to get some things without going through a lottery? It gave you a middle ground; you can upgrade existing items!”

”For example, with a defective Immortal Bean, you can upgrade it to an ordinary Immortal Bean, and then further upgrade to a high-quality Immortal Bean!”

”Really? Anything can be upgraded?!” Lu Xiaobu’s eyes lit up, ”This feature is indeed powerful! If everything can be upgraded, then why not upgrade myself directly? Turn from human to god, how awesome would that be?!”

”Pfft!” The system practically spewed three kilometers of blood.

The host’s line of thought was so thoroughly unexpected.

Upgrade himself, from human to god?!

What on earth are you thinking?!

”Of course not,” the system said helplessly, ”That was just an analogy, haven’t you played games? Upgrading requires experience points!”

”Take the previous example of the Immortal Bean. If you want to upgrade a defective Immortal Bean to an ordinary one, besides the wasteful amount, you also need a lot of other defective Immortal Beans! Let quantity change into quality change!”

”What? Then why not call it fusion? Why insist on calling it upgrade?” Lu Xiaobu asked, puzzled.

”That’s not the point! Is this what you should be focusing on now?!” the system was about to crash into a wall!

You get such a highly explosive feature, and you’re hung up on its name?!

Still, the system patiently explained, ”There’s a difference between upgrading and fusion. Fusion is more about quantitative change, whereas upgrading can lead to qualitative enhancements!”

”Makes some sense,” Lu Xiaobu stroked his chin.

”Also, I’m reminding you, upgrading could fail, it’s not 100% certain, so don’t think about upgrading yourself! If an accident happens and self-detonation occurs, then we’re both doomed!” the system quickly reminded him.

”I know,” Lu Xiaobu nodded, ”So is it all about quantitative change leading to qualitative change?”

”For example, can I upgrade the grass over there?” Lu Xiaobu pointed at the grass on the ground and asked.

”No way. These grasses have no upgrade path. But if you use a ginseng to upgrade the grass, then it can work,” the system explained.

”Ugh! Isn’t that still fusion?!” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes!

”For crying out loud! It’s called an upgrade, so what?! Did it provoke you?! Why are you so hung up on this name?! Did calling it an upgrade mess with your Feng Shui?! Seriously! Get over it!” The system was exasperated!

It was fed up!

Such an awesome feature right in front of him, and his host either wants to turn people into gods or vehemently opposes the name!

It’s like having a beauty lying right in front of you, and you just want to study whether her fart smells or not, what’s the point?!

”Alright, alright, no need to get so anxious, okay?” Lu Xiaobu said, spreading his hands.

”I! Am leaving!”

The system stormed off in anger!

It was merely reminding Lu Xiaobu to focus on the functionality itself, yet it ended up feeling like it was in the wrong!

Damn it! I shouldn’t have come out to explain! Should’ve let you figure it all out!

Hopefully, you’ll upgrade yourself, self-destruct, and that’s that!

Forget it! I won’t live anymore either!

Whatever happens, happens!

Lu Xiaobu shrugged, ”What a temper!”

Then, he stopped paying attention to the system and started pondering what to upgrade!

This new feature felt like getting a new divine artifact; you have to go out and beat someone with it, or it just feels like a waste!

So, Lu Xiaobu emptied out everything he had.

Phone, wallet, keys, cigarettes, lighter.

Then, he activated the upgrade function.

A circle appeared before his eyes, moving as he moved.

When he looked at the phone, a line of text appeared: ”No upgradeable options found.”

Then he looked at the other items!

All showed the same line!

No upgradeable options found!

Couldn’t find anything to upgrade!

”Young Master, heading home?” Zhang Meng came over to ask at this time.

”Yeah, let’s go,” Lu Xiaobu nodded with a frown.

Whatever, just keep looking as we walk.

What to upgrade? Hmm?!