Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 120: Chapter 120 Mount Lu Ascending Dragon Tyrant【7000 Votes Plus】

Math, Chinese, English, Integrated Science, several exams in a row...

Under Lin Shu’s horrified gaze, Lu Xiaobu answered them flawlessly at the fastest speed, with the standard answers word for word.

Yes, it’s just that sometimes, this damn system is too easily engrossed in live streaming.

And then it gives some bizarre answers!

For example.

This question.

Place two normally growing plants, A and B, in the same sealed room and expose them to light under suitable conditions for cultivation. After cultivation, it is found that the photosynthetic rate of both plants is reduced. The reason is___________.

Answer: The livestreamer is wearing too much.

Lu Xiaobu — System, what the hell, the decrease in photosynthetic rate is because the livestreamer is wearing too much? What? They need external stimulation? To speed up blood flow? Are they also supposed to have nosebleeds?!

And for another example.

The chemical name of A is __________.

Answer: Noob!

Lu Xiaobu — Erm... System, come out, let’s have a fight. Come on!

Or for instance.

Semi-prompt essay, the teacher _________

Answer: Teacher is whining!

Lu Xiaobu — Whining my ass off, are you sure that if you write this, the teacher marking the paper won’t give you a Lushan Rising Dragon Overlord beating?

However, no matter what, Lu Xiaobu still ’stutteringly’ finished writing all the questions!

Lin Shu is completely dumbfounded!

The way she looks at the exam paper, her whole persona is in a daze!

Not just her, the students of Class Six are also going crazy!

”Damn, Young Master Bu, you’re too awesome!”

”We agreed to be academic dregs together, but you secretly became the king!”

”Not fair, being rich is one thing, but also handsome! And not only handsome but with out-of-the-world grades!?”

”Young Master Bu, are you leaving us any way to live?”

”Young Master Bu, give us a way to survive!”

”People say those without money can only rely on knowledge, but the rich have even higher knowledge than you, so tell me, do you want to cry? Let me cry as a tribute first!”

”...”

Zhou Jingyuan was dumbfounded: ”Xiaobu?! Are you still Xiaobu? The Lu Xiaobu who does nothing but sleep and read novels all day?! Did you use a hack?!”

”Cough cough cough, well, not really. The main issue is that there weren’t enough questions on the test, they could have easily added twice as many!”

Lu Xiaobu carelessly waved his hand.

The entire Class Six: ”I...”

You still want to double it?

Double the amount?

How many people have been blocked by the college entrance exam?

And you want to increase it?

We don’t play that way!

Can we even be proper slaves to you anymore?

You really want us to treat you like a god, huh!

Lu Xiaobu looked at the students with dense black lines on their foreheads!

His heart was bursting with joy, haha, this act is so rejuvenating!

He finally understood the mindset of those top students, who seem to have nearly perfect scores and yet cry and snivel as if they have failed miserably!

Turns out they were all just pretending!

Hahaha, exhilarating!

He looked on happily as Lin Shu’s hand, finished marking the papers, trembled uncontrollably.

He stretched out his hand.

Everything was left unsaid.

Lin Shu swallowed and, with trembling hands, handed over the ”Green Emperor Longevity Technique” to Lu Xiaobu.

At this moment, she finally understood.

Why Hong Bin, who didn’t fully understand his little brother, would say such things.

Don’t bother with Xiaobu’s actions, because you can’t handle it.

If you insist on intervening, you’ll only end up on your knees, no other choice.

Just like her now!

She felt her legs go weak, she needed to go back and rest!

...

Lu Xiaobu, amidst the adoring gazes of everyone, casually picked up the ”Green Emperor Longevity Technique” and started reading it.

Ah, this feeling of being invincible in the world, it’s truly lonely.

System: ”..., does this mean that next time, you can take the test on your own?”

”?”: Lu Xiaobu was taken aback: ”What do you mean?”

”It’s nothing, just that I was indeed a bit distracted today. I thought if things didn’t go well, I would help you out during the college entrance exam. But it seems that won’t be necessary.” The system sighed and said.

”Come on, what are we to each other! Out with it, which streamer have you got your eye on this time? How much do you want to tip?” Lu Xiaobu immediately said with righteous indignation.

”No need, just deposit some money into your account, and I’ll tip them myself! Your account is out of money.” The system promptly seized the moment.

Lu Xiaobu: ”...” Fuck, I knew it!

After depositing one million into his account.

The system finally contentedly went off to watch a livestream.

And so, Lu Xiaobu finally got to give his full attention to the awesome ”Green Emperor Longevity Technique.”

Since Xiaobu was full of familiarity with it, he found it quite easy to get a handle on.

Soon, before school ended.

Lu Xiaobu had reached the first level, with a trace of True Qi in his body, and he also learned an attached little skill.

It allowed him to make flowers that shouldn’t bloom, bloom with this wisp of True Qi.

According to the book, this is called injecting vitality.

He didn’t quite understand what it meant, but it seemed similar to infusing the soul!

”Hahaha, awesome.”

Lu Xiaobu laughed joyfully and then tossed the book to Li Qiang to take care of it.

Later, he would see who among people like Zhang Meng was suitable and let them practice it.

What?

You say to keep practicing further down?

What a joke!

He’s not going to practice.

Having this little skill to show off and pick up girls is all that matters.

As for the hard work of practicing Kung Fu, that’s for people like Zhang Meng and Li Jin to handle.

Wait for a while, save up a big amount, and let the system draw a life-saving treasure for him.

If someone really comes looking for trouble, he’ll just activate his protective shield, squat inside munching melon seeds, and direct Zhang Meng and the rest to fight!

...

And today, the Newcomer Rich List has been updated again!

The reason for the update was still due to Lu Xiaobu.

This is the first time in the history of the Newcomer Rich List that it’s been updated so many times because of one person!

This time, without exception, Lu Xiaobu ousted Shi Jinhao from the original first place and climbed to the top spot of the Newcomer Rich List!

Once the ranking came out, everyone was both shocked and felt it made sense.

”Wow, as expected, Young Master Bu really made it to the top of the Newcomer Rich List.”

”Yeah, I saw the national announcement yesterday, and I knew that the first place was in the bag!”

”Man, comparing people can really kill you!”

”Actually, there are two people I really want to interview right now!”

”Who?”

”One is Shi Jinhao, the other is Liu Changlong!”

”Pfft, hahahaha! You’re rubbing salt in their wounds!”

”Yeah, I bet Shi Jinhao would say: ’Fuck, how long did it take me? How much effort did I pour in? To finally get to first place? And then? Damn it!’”

”Liu Changlong would say: ’I’m moving away from Shimen! Damn it!’”

”Hahaha, those two guys are just too miserable!”

”But, seems like you’re a bit late, besides the banquets when a newcomer joins the Newcomer Rich List, isn’t there also a banquet every time there’s a change at the top of the list?”

”Uh... suddenly, I feel like Liu Changlong and Shi Jinhao are going to have stomach aches! Hahahaha!”

”I feel the same way!”

”...”

Indeed, just as they said, every time there is a change at the top of the Newcomer Rich List, a banquet is also customary.

And this is the first time in the history of the Newcomer Rich List that two parties are held consecutively all because of the same person!

Just wondering what kind of reactions Liu Changlong, who was peed on by some dumbass, and Shi Jinhao, who became a dog, will have when they show up!

You should know attendance at this gathering is compulsory!

So much to look forward to, amirite?!