Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 814: Chapter 813: Don’t Worry, Your Husband I Am Quite Awesome! (4 more)

By the time Xiao Haimie had regained some energy, it was already the afternoon. At Ye Haochuan’s strong recommendation, the two decided to move immediately and stay the night.

With the temptation of a ”blissful” life, Ye Haochuan packed at an astonishingly fast pace. In less than half an hour, he had packed up everything in Xiao Haimie’s room and put it all into suitcases.

”Reporting to my dear wife, all preparations have been completed, and we can set sail towards ’bliss’ at any time!” Ye Haochuan struck a soldier’s reporting pose, a mischievous smile on his face.

”You scoundrel! You’re really bursting with energy when it comes to doing wicked things!” Xiao Haimie said, annoyed.

Ye Haochuan chuckled and then drove away in the car filled with Xiao Haimie’s luggage.

With his heart set on enjoying happiness as soon as possible, Ye Haochuan’s driving speed rapidly increased, almost breaking through 160 mph.

”Slow down! Do you have a death wish?” Xiao Haimie felt a little shocked and hurriedly tried to stop him.

”Don’t worry, my wife. My driving skills are not inferior to my bed skills!” Ye Haochuan’s lips curled up with a confident smile.

”Smooth talker!”

Xiao Haimie said grumpily, but just then, a dirty old man with disheveled hair suddenly darted in front of Ye Haochuan’s car.

”Be careful!” Xiao Haimie exclaimed in alarm, immediately screaming out loud.

Screech~

The car tires suddenly locked up, rubbing a black streak on the ground, and finally stopped ten centimeters in front of the old man.

”Damn, are you looking for death?!” Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but rage.

Although he was driving fast, there wouldn’t be any danger with his driving skills. Moreover, this place wasn’t busy, and it was rare for people to pass by. Who would have expected someone to suddenly act so recklessly?

”Looking for death? What do you mean?” The old man seemed not to feel that he had just had a near-death experience at the Ghost Gate Pass, but instead mumbled to himself.

Damn, he’s actually a madman. No wonder he suddenly darted onto the road.

Ye Haochuan snorted coldly in his heart and didn’t want to bother with him, ready to start the car and leave.

However, just as he had driven less than ten meters away, the strange old man suddenly fell from the sky and landed right in front of Ye Haochuan’s car.

Ye Haochuan had no choice but to hit the brakes hard again, nearly having an intimate encounter with the steering wheel.

Damn it, will this ever end?

Just as Ye Haochuan was about to curse, he suddenly recalled the way the old man had fallen and was somewhat shocked.

Falling from the sky, he must be someone involved in cultivation. And judging by that speed, his cultivation level was not low, at least Ye Haochuan himself knew he couldn’t do that.

”What does ’looking for death’ mean?” The strange old man stared at Ye Haochuan curiously and murmured.

Damn, even a madman can have such cultivation. This world is too crazy.

Ye Haochuan was both surprised and curious, opening the car door ready to get out.

”Dear, be careful!” Xiao Haimie was a bit dizzy from the sudden braking and advised him.

She could see that the strange old man seemed to have some abilities, otherwise, he wouldn’t have such incredible speed.

Come on, am I that weak?

Ye Haochuan glanced at Xiao Haimie with annoyance, pouting and saying, ”Don’t worry, your husband is very impressive!”

Xiao Haimie pouted her cute little mouth and didn’t say anything else.

Ye Haochuan had just stepped out of the car when the old man appeared in front of him out of nowhere.

”What do you mean by ’looking for death’? Why do you say I’m looking for death?” The old man’s eyes were devoid of any Essence Qi as he asked blankly.

Although the old man was disheveled, when he stood in front of Ye Haochuan, Haochuan could still feel a form of invisible pressure.

Holy crap, Foundation Establishment Mid-Stage!

Ye Haochuan was shocked and immediately became vigilant. The old man seemed mentally unstable, and if he suddenly went mad, Haochuan couldn’t guarantee that he could withstand it.

”Old man, the move you made earlier was very dangerous, you could easily die, so I said you were looking for death!” Ye Haochuan explained gently, as if coaxing a child.

”I remember someone also told me ’looking for death’ before, but I just can’t remember who it was. Do you know who that person is?” the old man asked, still looking puzzled.

Damn, how would I know who said that to you? I don’t even know you, not to mention a single sentence; even if someone gave you a hiding, I couldn’t possibly know!

Ye Haochuan was at a loss, carefully saying, ”Old man, are you feeling unwell? I’m a doctor, shall I take a look for you?”

Haochuan could clearly feel something was not right with the old man, who was enveloped by Spiritual Power. Just by observation, Ye Haochuan couldn’t figure out what was wrong.

Based on the Spiritual Energy emanating from the old man, Haochuan could be sure that the old man was from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect, but he couldn’t understand why he had become insane.

Although they didn’t know each other, they were essentially from the same community, so Haochuan decided to save him.

”A doctor? I don’t want injections, no injections, doctors are all bad! Injections hurt the most!” The old man suddenly struggled like a child.

Ye Haochuan had a deadpan look on his face, goddammit, a man over fifty acting cute, it’s just too disgusting.

”I practice Traditional Chinese Medicine, no injections needed!” Ye Haochuan pressed down his annoyance and said with a smile.

”Really no injections? I’m uneducated, don’t lie to me!” the old man mumbled.

”I won’t lie to you, here, have this lollipop, your illness will be cured after you finish it!” Ye Haochuan said with the tone used to coax kids.

”Okay, okay, thank you, big brother!”

Holy crap, if a little loli spoke like this to me, I could at least feel pleased. Damn, an old man older than my grandpa is calling me big brother. I can’t take it, I need to vomit!

Ye Haochuan was almost overwhelmed by anger, but thinking that the old man was mentally disturbed, he didn’t argue and immediately grasped the old man’s wrist to check his pulse.

How could this be?

The more Ye Haochuan took the pulse, the more furrowed his brows became.

The old man’s pulse could only be described in one word—chaotic! Damn chaotic!

Ye Haochuan quickly activated his Perspective Ability to look at the old man’s internal organs.

He saw that the old man’s internal organs had shifted position, all wounded, with the liver and kidneys even still bleeding.

What left Ye Haochuan speechless was that the old man’s stomach was crammed with all kinds of weird things: rocks, mud, cotton, waste paper, and even a woman’s panties. The swollen stomach was pressing on the heart, making the heartbeat extremely difficult, risking death at any moment.

Damn, to not die like this, he’s even tougher than a pig!

Ye Haochuan was secretly appalled and utterly shocked.

”What’s wrong with him? Is it serious?” Xiao Haimei, noticing Ye Haochuan’s increasingly severe frown, asked curiously.

”Serious doesn’t even start to cover it! If not for the Spiritual Energy supporting him, he would’ve been a goner!” Ye Haochuan said with a bitter smile.

”It’s not so bad that even our Great Godly Doctor Ye can’t cure it, is it? That would really damage your reputation!” Xiao Haimei chuckled.

Damn, this is like forcing me, right?