Invincible Little School Doctor

Early one morning the next day, Ye Haochuan had just gotten out of bed when he suddenly received a WeChat friend request from an unknown woman, with a verification message that said, ”Ye Haochuan, shall we talk?”

Ye Haochuan felt bewildered as he had no idea who this person was, and he responded with: ”To hook up, send pics first!”

Ye Haochuan thought that after sending this message, the other party might shyly respond with something like ’disgusting’ or maybe curse directly. However, to his surprise, the person directly sent a picture over very quickly.

Upon seeing the picture clearly, Ye Haochuan’s heart, which initially leapt, suddenly froze, almost giving out right then and there.

The picture was of a seven or eight-year-old girl, sporting a high ponytail, looking pretty with delicate facial features and a hint of baby fat, incredibly adorable.

Damn, although I, this young master, likes little lolitas, I am definitely not a pedophile! Isn’t she too young to be hooking up, not afraid of being overstuffed?

Wait a second, why does this girl look so familiar?

Ye Haochuan suddenly sank into deep thought.

”Holy crap, isn’t this Tang Yun, that dwarf?” Ye Haochuan suddenly felt alarmed.

Tang Yun might look harmless, but Ye Haochuan knew that this person was a master at the Foundation Establishment Stage.

Ever since Zhu Qingshuang offended the Phantom Sound Pavilion, Ye Haochuan had been worried that they would come after him. But there had been no reaction for many days, and Ye Haochuan thought they had forgotten about this insignificant man, only to realize that what was expected had still come.

”I say, big sister, what could we possibly talk about? If you want to kill me, just come at me. I’ve dropped my pants and I’m waiting!” Ye Haochuan responded.

”Why are you dropping your pants? Are you in the bathroom?” Tang Yun replied with a confused expression.

Crap, not only is this woman physically undeveloped, seems like her IQ didn’t develop much either! Can’t she understand something so obvious?

Ye Haochuan let out a wry smile and replied, ”May I ask, how old are you?”

”Thirty-seven. Why?”

Damn, thirty-seven and still looks like she’s seven? Have you been eating Monk Tang’s flesh or what?

Ye Haochuan felt disdain internally, thirty-seven and still so imbecilic, truly rare.

Huh? Wait, didn’t she behave quite normally when I met her last time?

Oh, right, if her body doesn’t grow up, it’s normal she hasn’t experienced these kinds of things.

An unwanted image suddenly popped into Ye Haochuan’s mind, of him and Tang Yun doing that thing...

Damn, I’m getting goosebumps all over! Although I know she’s thirty-seven, her body gives Ye Haochuan a deep sense of guilt.

With that thought, Ye Haochuan lost all interest in teasing her, and asked directly: ”Never mind, just tell me straight what you want.”

”I want to talk to you about Zhu Qingshuang!” Tang Yun replied.

”Aren’t you two arch-enemies? What’s there to talk about?” Ye Haochuan asked, puzzled.

”I didn’t even know her before, how could we be enemies? I was just acting according to the Elder’s instructions. Now that Zhu Qingshuang’s traitor status has been removed, naturally, I don’t hold any grudges against her.”

What? The traitor status removed? Wasn’t it said that she stole the Red Moon Ancient Zither? Such a Spirit Level Peak treasure, and the Phantom Sound Pavilion can easily let it go?

Ye Haochuan’s expression tightened, and he replied, ”Stop lying to me, would your Phantom Sound Pavilion forgive a traitor so easily? Do you think I am as foolish as you?”

”I don’t know either. They said an elder from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect spoke up for her. I thought it was you who had contacted her, but it doesn’t seem like it.” Tang Yun explained.

An elder from the Ancient Martial Arts Sect? Could it be the one who sent the letter to Fan Qingyin last time?

Ye Haochuan thought more and more it was possible; other than that letter, Zhu Qingshuang had not sought out anyone else.

Holy crap, to think even the higher-ups of the Phantom Sound Pavilion could be persuaded, that’s freaking awesome! Who exactly is this person?

Ye Haochuan was utterly shocked.

”Now that no one’s a traitor, what is there to talk about?” Ye Haochuan asked with confusion.

”Although not a traitor anymore, the Red Moon Ancient Zither still must be returned to the Sect. I came to tell you this because I couldn’t contact her. I had no choice but to look for you.”

”Well, for the sake of you being so cute, big brother will help you out!” Ye Haochuan readily agreed.

It was just passing a message, not a big deal. Moreover, this way, Zhu Qingshuang could come out openly to help him in the future, without having to sneak around, which was a hassle.

After ending the conversation with Tang Yun, Ye Haochuan took out the Gate of the World and appeared directly in Zhu Qingshuang’s room.

Unfortunately, Zhu Qingshuang was not taking a bath this time but was sitting on the bed cultivating cross-legged. The moment Ye Haochuan appeared, she suddenly opened her eyes.

”Didn’t I tell you to go through the front door? What, do you not remember what I said unless I beat you up?” Zhu Qingshuang shouted angrily.

What she didn’t expect was that the usually slick Ye Haochuan did not retort but stared at her with furrowed brows.

Zhu Qingshuang was startled, thinking, did I accidentally expose something? But she checked and found her clothes were tidy, nothing inappropriate.

”What are you staring at? Stare any more, and I’ll gouge your eyes out!” Zhu Qingshuang quickly covered her chest with her hands and yelled fiercely.

”Uh...” Ye Haochuan then came to his senses and casually explained, ”Don’t be nervous, I was just mesmerized by your beauty, a quick tumble in bed with me will fix it.”

Though he said that out loud, Ye Haochuan was full of confusion inside.

For some reason, watching Zhu Qingshuang cultivate felt awkward, as if something was blocking, utterly not smooth.

Logically, since Zhu Qingshuang had reached the Foundation Establishment Stage, cultivation should be as natural as eating or sleeping. Why was there this awkward feeling?

Ye Haochuan couldn’t figure it out.

”Pervert! Get out!” Zhu Qingshuang, initially happy with the first part of Ye Haochuan’s sentence, became infuriated with his subsequent crude words.

”Fine, I’ll leave, but I was here to give you good news. If I get out now, you might never know.” Ye Haochuan said half-jokingly.

”Good news? Are you pregnant?” Zhu Qingshuang retorted coldly.

Damn it, I’m a man, okay? When did this female tyrannosaur become so humorous?

Ye Haochuan chuckled secretly, curling his lips and said, ”If you’re so keen on getting pregnant, you could totally ask for my help, I’m always ready to do good deeds, hehe.”

”Scoundrel! You can’t expect anything good from a scoundrel’s mouth! Just tell me what it is!” Zhu Qingshuang said snappily.

”It’s not a big deal, it’s just about Phantom Sound Pavilion and you...” Ye Haochuan stopped mid-sentence.

”What is it? Just tell me!” Zhu Qingshuang, now eager, urged when Ye Haochuan stopped.

”Want to know? Kiss me, and I’ll tell you,” Ye Haochuan grinned mischievously.