Forced Pampering: Haughty Husband, Please Restrain Yourself

Chapter 1400: Chapter 1414: Deleted Chapter

”Using that thing? I’d rather hold it in till I die,” Mu Xingfeng snorted, his voice dripping with disdain.

An Ran was instantly amused. ”Good thing you hurt your hand. If it were your leg, you really might have to hold it in till you died. So, Mu Xingfeng, you’d better protect yourself when you’re out on missions. Otherwise, with that tsundere attitude of yours, if you don’t die from the injury but end up dying because you can’t pee, won’t people laugh themselves to death?”

”Mm, whatever my wife says goes,” Mu Xingfeng rested his left hand on An Ran’s shoulder, leaning his whole body over, but he still didn’t put all his weight on her.

He knew exactly how much his little wifey weighed. Even though he liked the idea of her waiting on him, he didn’t want to wear her out.

When they reached the toilet, Mu Xingfeng still kept the same posture, and An Ran suddenly felt awkward. She wanted to leave him there alone, but she wasn’t at ease, worried that if he lost his balance and fell, that would be bad.

But he needed to pee. With her holding him like this, how was he supposed to do it?

She wondered if she should consult almighty Du Niang right now to see if there was an answer.

Just as An Ran was mulling it over, a low male voice came from above her head. ”You planning to have me pee like this?”

”Huh?” An Ran answered instinctively. ”Then how do you want to pee?”

As soon as she said it, she felt that was such a nonsense question. Mu Xingfeng’s one arm was injured, and the other was on her shoulder. Was he supposed to grow a third arm?

Sure enough, when she looked up, she saw Mu Xingfeng’s face full of that ”what do you think?” expression.

An Ran cleared her throat lightly. They were husband and wife—there was nothing more intimate they hadn’t already done countless times. Even before they were officially together, she’d used her hand on him. Helping him take a leak was nothing, really. Husbands and wives supporting each other was perfectly normal.

After giving herself a quick pep talk, An Ran wrapped one arm around his waist and slid her other hand into the opening of his pajama pants...

Right then, An Ran was immensely grateful that the hospital’s patient pants had a front opening. Was this also a special accommodation for Mu Xingfeng’s injured arm?

After waiting forever without hearing anything, An Ran opened her eyes and stared wide, then gritted her teeth. ”Mu Xingfeng, are you going to pee or not?”

If he weren’t a patient right now, An Ran couldn’t guarantee she’d still be standing here calmly with him.

Mu Xingfeng glanced at his little brother, then at his bristling little wife. The hand resting on her shoulder tightened slightly. ”Help me hold it a bit longer. I’ll be done in a sec.”

”Really?” An Ran asked skeptically. Seeing the strained look on his face, she finally couldn’t bear to abandon him, so she helped support him and turned her head away.

”Wifey, come on, what’s with that disgusted look? What’s mine is yours,” Mu Xingfeng teased, looking at An Ran’s flushed little face.

”Mu Xingfeng, just shut up.”

An Ran was seriously regretting it more and more. Why did she come here? Just to accompany him while he acts like a perv? This guy didn’t act like a patient at all. Since morning he’d been taking every chance to make fun of her.

The more An Ran thought about it, the more unfair she felt it was. The hand around Mu Xingfeng’s waist pinched him hard, only to make the man chuckle softly.

After helping Mu Xingfeng finish, An Ran went to support him back to the hospital bed, but Mu Xingfeng stayed put and refused to move. ”Wifey, I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.”

An Ran stopped in her tracks. ”You still want to brush your teeth? How? Can you stand steady? If not, sit on the bed and I’ll bring you a basin?”

”No need. I told you, it’s just a minor injury.”

As he spoke, Mu Xingfeng withdrew his hand from her shoulder, picked up the toothbrush An Ran had just put into her mouth but hadn’t started using, and stuck it straight into his own mouth to start brushing.