Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever

The arrival of July shifted the atmosphere in Malfoy Manor from the lingering tension of the spring into a sticky, oppressive heat.

Orion had successfully concluded his primary summer project. The Vanishing Cabinet was fully operational, gleaming in the corner of his bedroom, a silent, secret doorway waiting for its twin to be placed within the walls of Hogwarts. His magical practice was also progressing steadily; he spent an hour every evening in his trunk, pushing the boundaries of his perception-based spellcasting.

He was preparing for his third year, a year that, if the timeline held, promised dementors, a werewolf, and a falsely imprisoned mass murderer.

The first domino fell precisely on schedule.

Orion sat at the breakfast table on the first morning of July, pouring himself a cup of tea. Lucius was seated at the head of the table, scowling darkly at the front page of the Daily Prophet.

”It defies belief,” Lucius sneered, tossing the paper onto the table in disgust. ”The sheer, unadulterated lack of decorum.”

Draco leaned over to look. ”What is it, Father?”

Orion didn’t need to look. He knew exactly what picture graced the front page.

It was a large, moving photograph of the entire Weasley clan, all nine of them, waving enthusiastically in front of an ancient Egyptian pyramid. Arthur Weasley looked sunburned; Molly looked exhausted but proud; the twins were trying to push Percy out of the frame; and Ronald was standing near the front, a rat perched awkwardly on his shoulder.

”The Weasleys,” Lucius spat the name. ”They win the annual Daily Prophet Grand Prize Galleon Draw, and what do they do? Do they invest it? Do they upgrade their squalid living conditions? No. They take a holiday to Egypt and plaster their sunburned faces across the national news like Muggles on a seaside vacation.”

”It is quite tacky,” Narcissa agreed softly, buttering her toast.

”I wonder,” Orion mused aloud, taking a sip of his tea, ”what the editors at the Prophet were thinking, publishing a family portrait of a Ministry employee’s vacation. Or, for that matter, what the Weasleys were thinking, broadcasting their whereabouts so publicly. It seems an unnecessary invitation for scrutiny.”

”They have no shame, Orion,” Lucius stated flatly. ”They thrive on mediocrity.”

Orion nodded, keeping his face blank. He knew the true, devastating impact of that photograph wasn’t the embarrassment of the Malfoys. It was the fact that a very specific, very desperate man in a high-security prison was currently staring at the rat sitting on Ron Weasley’s shoulder.

The fuse had been lit.

The explosion occurred exactly one day before the twins’ thirteenth birthday.

The Daily Prophet arrived via special owl delivery, dropped onto the breakfast table with a heavy, ominous thud. The headline was printed in massive, stark black letters that seemed to scream off the parchment.

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! SIRIUS BLACK ESCAPES FROM AZKABAN

The dining room descended into absolute, suffocating silence.

Lucius snatched the paper, his face turning incredibly pale. He read the article rapidly, his eyes darting back and forth.

”Sirius Black,” Draco breathed, his eyes wide. ”He escaped? But... nobody escapes Azkaban. The Dementors...”

”He is the first,” Lucius said, his voice dropping into a harsh, tight register. He lowered the paper, his expression grim. ”The Ministry is in absolute panic. Fudge is deploying Aurors across the country. They believe he is highly dangerous, unstable, and heavily armed.”

Lucius stood up abruptly, his appetite clearly gone.

”This changes things,” Lucius announced. ”The gala for your birthday tomorrow... it is cancelled.”

”Cancelled?!” Draco protested instantly, slamming his hands on the table. ”Father, no! It’s our thirteenth! You promised we would have a proper celebration this year!”

”Do not argue with me, Draco!” Lucius barked, the sheer ferocity of his tone silencing his son immediately. ”A mass murderer—a known fanatic and the Dark Lord’s alleged right hand—is roaming the countryside! Hosting a large gathering of prominent pureblood families at our estate while such a volatile individual is at large is a tactical nightmare. We will have a quiet, secure family dinner.”

”The news states he escaped to try and kill Harry Potter,” Draco grumbled, crossing his arms. ”Why would he care about us?”

”Because Sirius Black is a blood-traitor who despises everything this family stands for,” Lucius sneered. ”He hates us Malfoys. He may view this as an opportunity to strike at us while the Ministry is distracted hunting him. We take no chances.”

Lucius turned and swept out of the dining room, his cane tapping furiously against the marble.

Orion sat quietly, sipping his cooling tea. He knew Lucius’s reasoning was flawed. Sirius Black wasn’t coming after the Malfoys, and he certainly wasn’t coming to finish the Dark Lord’s work. He was coming to Hogwarts to murder a rat. But Orion kept that knowledge securely locked behind his Occlumency shields.

Draco slouched in his chair, looking utterly miserable.

Narcissa remained at the table, her gaze fixed on the doorway where Lucius had exited. Her face was a mask of complex, conflicting emotions.

”Draco, go to your room,” Narcissa instructed softly. ”Your father and I must make security arrangements.”

Draco sighed heavily, sliding off the bench and trudging out of the room, muttering about unfairness.

Orion remained seated. He looked at his mother.

Narcissa didn’t tell him to leave. She picked up her teacup, her hands trembling very slightly.

”He is not the Dark Lord’s right hand,” Narcissa murmured, her voice so low Orion almost didn’t catch it. She wasn’t looking at him; she was staring at the empty air.

”Mother?”

Narcissa turned her blue eyes toward him. They were sharp, intelligent, and filled with a rare, unfiltered honesty.

”The newspapers are wrong,” Narcissa said quietly, ensuring they were alone. ”They paint Sirius as the architect of the Dark Lord’s inner circle. But he wasn’t. That position...” Her voice tightened with a mixture of fear and familial shame. ”...that position belonged to another member of the Black family. Bella.”

Orion nodded slowly. He knew this, of course, but hearing his mother say it aloud was significant.

”Sirius was... difficult,” Narcissa continued, a wistful, almost sad smile touching her lips. ”He was extremely reckless. Loud. Rebellious. He was the only Gryffindor our family produced in generations. He broke my parents’ hearts with his defiance.”

She took a slow sip of tea, her eyes distant.

”But,” she added, her tone turning analytical, ”he is not someone who would escape Azkaban—endure twelve years of Dementors—simply to try and kill a child that even the Dark Lord himself failed to kill.”

Orion leaned forward slightly, resting his elbows on the table. ”You believe the Ministry’s narrative is flawed?”

”I know it is,” Narcissa stated firmly. ”Sirius was fiercely, stubbornly loyal to his friends. To James Potter. He practically lived at their house during the holidays. They were brothers in all but blood.”

She set her teacup down with a soft clink.

”I always found it difficult to believe that Sirius would betray them. He hated our family’s dark politics. To suddenly embrace them, to sell out his best friend to the Dark Lord... it contradicts everything he stood for.”

She looked at Orion, her expression deeply troubled.

”I have always had this feeling, Orion,” Narcissa whispered, ”that something is terribly remiss in this story. The pieces do not fit. And now that he has escaped... I fear the truth is far more complicated than the Ministry wants to admit.”

Orion looked at his mother, a profound sense of respect swelling in his chest. She was incredibly perceptive. Despite twelve years of established facts and Ministry propaganda, her intuition had pierced the lie.

”You are a very observant woman, Mother,” Orion said softly, offering a small, reassuring smile. ”Perhaps, when the dust settles, the truth will finally come to light.”

”I hope so,” Narcissa sighed, standing up from the table. ”For all our sakes. Now, I must speak with your father regarding the wards. Please do not cause trouble today, Orion.”

”I won’t.”

Orion watched her leave the room. He felt a thrill of anticipation running down his spine. The board was set for the third year. The escapee was in the wind, the Dementors would soon follow, and Orion had his own plans for the canine animagus.