Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 157: Chapter 156:Best friends...

Remember when I said I was loving it here already? Well I lied, because..

”Tell me why this place is so fucking confusing!!! Ahhh fuck this shit!!” I couldn’t help cussing out loud, effectively drawing more attention to myself..

It’s not everyday you see a 7ft5 walking form of perfection cussing and almost pull his hair out, but I didn’t really care..

It’s been over thirty minutes since that whole shame briefing and I wasn’t any close to finding where I was supposed to be holding classes..

Hell, I didn’t even know where I was, the information said our cards worked like any smart device and shit, and it was supposed to have a map and routes to get to wherever you want to go, so why the fuck was I still lost? Don’t tell me I really have the same disease as that one green haired pirate that likes to call himself a pirate hunter?

”Sigh... I give up..” I was done trying to DIY..

I quickly stopped a young lady that was about to pass by, her silver stripes showing off her inner court status..

”Excuse me, can I bother you for a bit?” Obviously, anyone would be irritated when someone random stops them when they seemed to be going somewhere urgent..

But the moment she turned, craned her neck to look at me properly, a harmless smile was all it took to erase all that budding irritation..

”Ye..yes? Ho..how can I help?” She stuttered..

And people will tell you looks don’t matter, boy shut yo bitch ass up, looks are everything..

”I think I’m a bit lost, was hoping you could help me operate this thing so I can find my way to class” I scratched my head, even someone with skin as thick as mine could get embarrassed sometimes..

”Oh! You’re one of the new students? I couldn’t tell, with you looking like well... that” she gestured to all of me..

I smiled, ”thanks for the compliment, so can you help me out?”..

She blushed as she nodded softly..

I handed her my card and watched as her expression went from flustered to shocked..

”You’re one of the new elite class?” She asked, her shock not going away..

”Yea”..

”And you somehow still got lost?”

”I know how it looks, I’m just a bit bad with directions it seems”..

She shook her head gently as she got over her shock, briefly explaining to me how best to use this stupid thing and generously showing me where I was suppose to hold classes and how to get to it..

I thanked her briefly then swiftly made my way towards where the traitorous classes were supposed to be held..

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The moment I walked through the doors to where my classes were to be held, a hush fell over the entire room..

I surveyed the room quietly, the seats were already occupied, all 99 of them safe for mine, seems I was the last one to arrive...

The elite class, as one could’ve guessed, held their own classes separate from the normal caste, yes, this place apparently, made sure you felt your inferiority so that you could push for more..

”Well it seems the last student is finally here, go on young man, take your seat so we can begin” a kindly old voice broke me out of my scouting mode.

I turned to find an old man in priestly robes, his beard trimmed to perfection, his white hair due to age adding a more sophisticated look to his entire presence, he smiled as he beckoned me to take my sit..

I moved quietly through the row of the students, feeling every stare that trailed after my movement..

This wasn’t merely a class anymore, it was a battlefield and the lines seemed to have already been drawn..

Lucky for me, they’d left a seat right at the farthest back from the raised lecture platform..

”Hahahahahahaha... hey.... hey... hey.... I get to be chair buddies with the one punch maestro? Lucky me!” the moment I sat down, a boisterous, overly enthusiastic voice disrupted my thoughts..

The source? The author’s budget version of Sun Wu Kong..

The guy was wearing a dark grey hoodie, his uniform no where to be found, the only way to even know he was an elite class student was the golden card hanging carelessly around his neck..

He draped his arm over my shoulders like we were best buds, invading my privacy like he owned land there..

”Hey.. hey.. hey.. how’s it feel to be one of the two dark horses that dethroned elites this year? I heard our caste had some of the most talented batch yet” the monkey started yapping immediately..

”I don’t think I know you right? You’re being way too close for comfort. And what do you mean one of the two dark horses? I’m no dark horse brother, I’m the entire freaking show!” I replied, humble and truthful...

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”Bahahahahahahahhaha...that’s exactly right, that’s what I love to see, confidence and strenght!” the monkey laughed, completely ignoring my complaints about my space..

”Hey..hey..hey.. I’m Malachi, let’s be friends from now on, I can tell we’ll have loads of fun together, what do you think?”

”I’m still worried about my personal space brother, you’re not a pretty girl and I explicitly reserve this space for them, so scoot” I nudged the overexcited monkey softly, pushing him back to his seat..

Well saying it like that was me putting it lightly, since I’d used enough force to launch the monkey straight clean out his sitting position..

”Hahahahahahah.... Hey..hey..hey.. that’s exactly what I meant, that was fun!” the dude was back in my space like he’d never left...

”What’s you’re name friend? You haven’t told me!”..

”I’ll only tell you if you move back, once again, space only for pretty girls with big breasts and big butts.” I replied..

”I know lots of girls back in the clan with big breasts and big butts, want me to introduce them to you?” The monkey replied as he moved back..

My eyes didn’t shine like some perverted young master after hearing about butts and boobs, I was obviously beyond that lowly behavior...

”Hey...hey...hey.. brother, let me introduce myself, the name’s Dante, but you can just call me HIM, now that you mention it, I do indeed see us being VERRRRRYYYY good friends..”

I wasn’t introducing myself cause I heard big butts and breasts, it was because I found the guy genuinely interesting..

Yes.. That’s exactly why..

”Hahahaha...hey..hey..hey, I knew I was right, we’ll be best friends from now on!” the monkey grinned from ear to ear..

I grinned back, matching his intensity as I wrapped my arms around his shoulders..

”Now, dear best friend, tell me about these women back in your clan, the ones with the big butts and big breasts.”..

And so began a very fruitful and beautiful friendship...

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A/N: never realized bro was this much of a pervert though, damn...

And it seems the info dump is going past 2 Chapters, damn x2

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