What Do You Mean I'm The Captain Of A Yandere Mercenary Company?

”Shhh… Just watch,” Amber giggled.

”I really wonder why I let you talk me into this, Amber…” I sighed.

She smiled cheekily at me, ”Because I’m cute?”

”No, because I’m hopelessly in love with you, obviously.”

She actually blushed and looked away to hide her face, ”Ah… Oh… Err… I love you too, Tera… Ehehehe~”

So cute.

Anyway… I peeked over the corner to see Lanos and the other female researcher whom I only recently learned was named Daisy, standing in front of the room of their last female colleague.

Yes, I know, that name sounds really weird on her… That’s what I thought as well…

Anyway… I learned from Amber that she basically gave my honey to those two to taste and… Well… They really liked it.

Even the fact that they found out where it came from didn’t diminish their thoughts on the honey.

In fact… It was what led to our current situation in the first place…

What, you might ask?

Well… They basically think that this was some kind of divine gift or whatever it was they were blabbering about and decided that it should be shared.

Which was why they were now banging on their colleague’s door while Amber and I were peeking at them from around the corner.

Speaking of which, Lea went to the hydroponics room to check on the plants, though she did bring that container of honey with her so her real motive was to go somewhere secluded to enjoy the honey she just extracted from me.

”Seriously though… What are you trying to achieve with this?” I asked again.

”Ehehehe~ I told you Tera, just watch~”

I decided to just trust her for now and peeked over the corner as the door finally opened after all the banging.

To be honest, I thought the girl would still be in that guy’s room getting fucked or something.

”What the fuck do you want now?” The girl asked, looking quite pissed.

Lanos and Daisy raised the container containing my honey in between themselves to show it off to her.

”You have got to try this, Mila!”

”Yes! You’ll definitely love it!”

The now named Mila looked at her two colleagues with clear suspicion, ”What are you trying to do to me? Don’t tell me you’re trying to poison me just because he chose me over the both of you?”

Lanos waved her hand quickly, ”No, no! Please, this is so much better than that guy! Once you taste it, you will understand!”

”Ha? What are you two even talking about? What the hell is that thing?”

Daisy gestured towards it like some kind of saleswoman, ”This is honey! Natural, organic honey!”

The Mila girl gave them a look that basically said that she did not believe them, ”And where did you even find this honey? Because last I checked, none of us had any.”

”Our hosts were gracious enough to give some to us! Try them!”

”Ha? You expect me to accept something that was given by Outer Colonists? Are you just dumping their trash on me or something?”

Daisy seemed to take offence at that and grabbed Mila by the wrist to growl at her, ”Don’t you dare look down on them! These people have been very accommodating to us this entire time! So don’t you dare!”

That Mila girl was understandably surprised by her colleague’s outburst, since I believe she most likely looked down on Outer Colonists like she did before this.

”What? What’s gotten into you, Daisy? What are you doing?”

Daisy scowled at her and dipped a finger into the honey before pulling it out, ”It’ll just be faster to show you! Open up!”

”Wha… You can’t just-- Mnnnggghh!!”

While she tried to protest, Daisy shoved her honey soaked finger into Mila’s mouth, forcing her to taste the honey.

The Mila girl tried to pull away at first before she suddenly froze up.

She slowly sucked Mila’s finger back in her mouth and it was clear she was tasting it.

Mila and Lanos also started to dip their own fingers into the honey and started licking their own fingers of the honey.

Amber let out a distressed moan and I turned to see what was wrong.

”That’s… My stash of your honey…” She cried, clearly unhappy that they were eating it but not willing to call them out.

”I’ll give you some later, ok?”

She quickly swivelled around with sparkles in her eyes, ”Really?! I’ll be looking forward to that!”

I had to cover her mouth to stop her voice from reaching the three girls but it seemed like it was unnecessary since they were too preoccupied with tasting the honey instead and completely missed hearing us.

”What… What is this… Why is it so good?” Mila asked, her face a mix of pleasure and confusion.

Daisy shot her a smug look, ”What did I tell you?”

”Whatever, just give me more of it!”

Both Daisy and Lanos pulled the container away and out of her reach.

That Mila girl let out a cry of indignation, ”Hey?! What gives?!”

Lanos shook her head at her, ”Weren’t you just looking down on them not too long ago? Now you want it?”

Mila hesitated for only a moment before she spoke again, ”I was wrong ok?! I’m sorry! Please let me have more of that honey!”

”How good do you think this honey is?”

”It’s the best that I’ve ever tasted! I wouldn’t even mind if I could only eat that for the rest of my life!”

Daisy grinned, ”What if I told you that this honey was made by the Captain herself? And that she can cook food that tastes even better than this?”

Her eyes widened, ”Wait… Does that mean… During lunch…”

”That’s right, we got to eat the food she made during lunch and it was the best thing we had ever tasted.”

Lanos nodded, ”Even better than the food that was being served on the other ship too.”

”That… That’s not fair…”

”You were given the chance to join us, remember? But that idiot rejected her invitation in your stead. Plus, you chose to stay with them to drink as well.”

Mila let out a groan, ”Those idiots… I thought for sure that they could hold their liquor since they were the ones who invited me… But I drank both of them under before I even felt drunk… In the end I had to come back to my room alone feeling like an idiot…”

Lanos sniffed, ”That’s what you get for trying to cozy yourself up to an idiot who did not earn the privileges that he was given.”

”Yes, yes… I get it now… Can I have some of that honey now?”

Lanos presented the container to her again and she immediately dipped all four of her fingers and thumb inside it and scooped out quite a lot of honey.

Her two colleagues let out a cry when they saw that.

”Hey?! Who said you could take that much?!”

”You selfish bitch!”

The Mila girl ignored their cries and continued sucking on her own hand that was coated with honey, the girl actually managing to somehow shove her entire hand in her mouth.

The other two gave up on trying to stop her and also started scooping out their own share of honey from the container and started licking and sucking the sweet off their fingers and hands.

I just wanted to point out that they were literally doing this while standing in the corridor instead of moving themselves somewhere else to do so… I guess they decided that they didn’t want to waste time changing locations so they just did it there…

But now that I know the container belonged to Amber…

I turned back to look at my lover, only to see her biting on her own arm in frustration as she watched the three girls practically empty her stash of the honey.

She must have loaned it to them to try and get that last female researcher to try out my honey and make her realise what she was missing out on, but she definitely did not prepare for the three of them to start wolfing them down without a care.

I sighed, ”Ok, ok… You can stop making that face now… Should we go somewhere so I can give you more honey to replenish your stock?”

She recovered immediately and even reached behind her to pull out a completely empty container, ”Ohhh! That’s a great idea, Tera! And it just so happens that I have a new container right here that we can fill up! Isn’t that a coincidence?! Let’s do it right now!”

…

I realised that I have been played by her again…

She must have already planned this out from the start, hasn’t she?

Well, whatever… I’m not going to complain making love with my lover anyway so let’s just go to some secluded place and then--

She grabbed my arm before I could start leading us away and pulled me back, a playful glint in her eyes.

”We’re doing it right here, Tera~”

You really, really planned this out didn’t you?