World’s Cutest Alchemist

With all three interviews done and dusted, it was time for Big Boss Stella to retire.

Speaking professionally isn’t exactly difficult, it’s just extremely boring! I hate using my brain to come up with difficult and complicated words!

Though…It is fun to suddenly switch from corporate mode to my usual mode and seeing the person’s reaction. Drug mister was completely caught off guard!

Hehe!

I hope he can work well though. Once I get custom bottles, I’m upping my production and market tenfold!

What can I do!? I really need the money!

How else am I going to make three million? Even if Luna does help out with her gates, truthfully speaking, I don’t believe she can make as much as I can in a day. That’s just something production-types have the edge on.

From what I know, combat-types make most of their money from high-ranked gates. Lower-ranked gates are still good for money, but, it’s nowhere close to how much a production class can make.

“I’m gonna go to the AT room and train, I’ll be back for dinner.” Luna said, standing up.

“Okay,” I nodded and hugged her, “I’ll just be home, making potions.”

Hopefully by tonight, I’ll finish her C- grade potions. There’s only a few left. After I confirm all the recipes, I should be able to breeze through the creation process.

After a kiss, Luna headed out and I headed to the cauldron.

Right! Let’s get to work!

…

By the next day, I had successfully completed all 9 C- buff potions. I lined them up on my counter and looked at them with a bit of pride.

I took a second to read through each and every description.

[Sweet Cheetah Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

Manifest the speed of a red-tailed cheetah and run with the wind. Created by the ‘(genius!!!!)’ and ‘(cutest!!!!)’ alchemist, Raccoon for her ‘(cute!!!)’ and ‘(adorable!!!)’ girlfriend ElectricTypeMouse.

* Lasts for 45 Minutes.

* When pursuing a monster, gain an additional speed boost.

* Your ability to sense blood will be heightened.

[Sweet Turtle Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

Manifest the defense of a spike-armored tortoise and block the world. Created by the ‘(genius!!!!)’ and ‘(cutest!!!!)’ alchemist, Raccoon for her ‘(cute!!!)’ and ‘(adorable!!!)’ girlfriend ElectricTypeMouse.

* Lasts for 45 Minutes.

* Attacks targeting your back will manifest a spiritual shell, blocking them.

* When the shell is manifested, your movement speed is cut in half.

[Sweet Gorilla Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

Manifest the strength of a bloodback gorilla and smash through the boundaries. Created by the ‘(genius!!!!)’ and ‘(cutest!!!!)’ alchemist, Raccoon for her ‘(cute!!!)’ and ‘(adorable!!!)’ girlfriend ElectricTypeMouse.

* Lasts for 45 Minutes.

* Your throwing strength is increased.

* Weaker monsters have a chance to fear you.

[Sweet Mana Regeneration Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

A sweet tasting mana recovery potion. Drinking this potion will instantly regenerate a small amount of mana before increasing internal mana regeneration rate.

* Instantly recovers a small amount of mana.

* Increases mana regeneration rate.

[Sweet Recovery Potion]

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Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

A sweet tasting potion that heals minor scratches and wounds when drunk.

* Increases injury recovery rate.

* Recovers a small amount of blood.

[Sweet Relaxation Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

Calm your turmoil mind and regain stability and inner peace. Created by the ‘(genius!!!!)’ and ‘(cutest!!!!)’ alchemist, Raccoon for her ‘(cute!!!)’ and ‘(adorable!!!)’ girlfriend ElectricTypeMouse.

* Lasts for 45 Minutes

* Negates fear and anxiousness.

[Sweet Concentration Potion]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

A sweet tasting potion that increases your concentration, focus, alertness, and attention.

* Lasts for 45 minutes.

* During high-pressure moments, your concentration reaches its peak, being capable of even seeing the world in slow motion for a brief time.

[Sweet Painkiller]

Grade - C-

Creator: Raccoon

A sweet tasting potion that can help mitigate pain.

* Lasts for 45 minutes.

* Blocks your pain receptors and coagulates wounds.

[Sweet Fatigue Potion]

Grade C-

Creator: Raccoon

A potion that helps ease muscle soreness and washes away fatigue.

“Damn you, past me!”

Though they’re not extremely difficult to make, it’s definitely harder than D+ grade and below.

Now, the materials actually fight me for control during the creation process.

Snapping several photos, I opened the gallery to brag…I mean show off my achievement.

[C- Grade Master! 9 Buff Potions Complete!]

Author: BinLover

Hehe! Look at these beauts! It took a little bit, but, I think it’s fair to call myself a C- grade alchemist now!

(picture of buff potions in a line)

These are the recipes for each: (omitted)

Overall, I’m super satisfied with how they came out! Somehow, I seem to have done a lot of monster-style alchemy though? I’m not sure how that happened, but, it’s definitely useful!

→ [Juxtaps: Hm? I briefly read through the recipes and this is a little unlike you? Your other recipes primarily use common and cheap materials. But, all of these materials are a grade above those common ones.]

↳ [ObsidianTier: I noticed that too, but, I think it’s just because they’re buff potions. I’m trying to understand Bin’s thought process, and I think she wanted to focus on additional effects. Reading through the recipe for the cheetah potion, she focused on materials that aided the cheetah’s core.]

↳ [Love Fusion Mix Hands: Maybe you’re both overthinking it. Perhaps our cute little Bin has money now and can actually afford to use better materials now. Or perhaps these potions aren’t even for herself. (demoness smile icon)]

↳ [BinLover: !? (Raccoon darting eyes icon)

→ [CauldronBro: Nice! You can probably see the difference between low mid-tier potions and low-tier potions now, right? I see you’re confused about how you used monster-style alchemy. The TLDR is that you used a monster’s core as the primary material for the potion, this alone wouldn’t be considered monster-style alchemy, but you also used materials that synergized with the core and aided in it’s ‘revival’.]

↳ [BinLover: Ohhh, interesting. I get it. I can see why it’s a common style now if it’s that easy to use.]

→ [EfficiencyLord: Extremely inefficient. You were so focused on materials that synergized with one another, that you ignored whether or not it was worth it to have them synergize with one another.]

↳ [BinLover: ? You feel a little meaner today than usual…]

↳ [Juxtaps: Please keep in mind, this guy is an extreme monster-style alchemy hater!]

↳ [BinLover: Pfft! I see!]

↳ [EfficiencyLord: Such a worthless and inefficient style. It is far simpler and more efficient to recreate the effects you want without using monster cores.]

→ [SlimeLube: Slime…?]

↳ [BinLover: No slime.]

↳ [SlimeLube: (sad slime icon)]

Huh…I didn’t know that efficiency mister hated monster-style alchemy that much. I guess even those grand alchemy misters have types of alchemy they despise.

Shrugging, I closed the gallery.

The only issue with these buff potions was that the recipes that had a monster core in them couldn’t be made in batches and currently I had three of them.

At least, I wasn’t skilled enough to make them in batches yet. It was already difficult enough to fight one core at a time, but, having to fight multiple at once? Maybe when my manipulation gets better.

For now, I’ll just have to make them one at a time. Thankfully I can make the other potions in batches.

But! That’ll have to wait for later. Because now it’s time to talk to drug mister and get these potion bottles made!

…

The call didn’t even ring once before drug mister accepted it.

“Hi! Drug mister, can you hear me?” I asked.

A second later, to my surprise, Adam had turned on his camera.

“Hello…I can hear you.” Adam said slowly.

I stared at him with a wide mouth.

What surprised me wasn’t that he was exceptionally handsome or ugly, rather, how exhausted he looked!

Adam had scruffy, curly black hair and a five o’clock shadow. His face was skinny and had dark bags under his brown eyes. He didn’t look as exhausted as Nero did, but, I could tell this guy hadn’t slept all night!

He wore square, thick-framed glasses that covered the upper half of his face. A collared, loose white button-up shirt covered his chest. There were so many wrinkles on it, I could assume he crumpled it into a ball before uncrumpling it and putting it on.

I couldn’t see his lower half so I assumed he was either in his underwear or wearing shorts.

“…You look tired.” I commented after taking in his appearance.

What’s with me and meeting people who look exhausted lately?

“…I stayed up a bit late.” He said after a moment.

“Stayed up or didn’t sleep?” I asked.

“…The first one.” He said.

“Um…Should we talk about this later then? If you want to go to sleep then-” I started.

“N-No, I’m okay, please, let’s continue.” He cut me off.

“Okay, sure.” I nodded, “First, continuing where I left off yesterday, I want new bottles to store my potions in; I’m creating a brand of sorts.”

“A brand…That’s a great idea,” Adam said with a nod, “I remember you saying you wanted potion bottles just before ending the call yesterday. You said that you wanted designs of a raccoon and a mouse embossed into them, right?”

“That’s right,” I said, “Today, I wanted to talk to you about that and also the contract.”

“Well um…” He paused and reached for something off camera, a moment later he brought a notebook into frame, “I actually started making some designs as soon as the call ended. I’ll send you a picture of them now.”

“Wait, what? You…Already did them…?” I hesitantly asked, my jaw dropped.

“Just some preliminary designs…” He said with a yawn.

A moment later, pictures of the pages in his notebook were sent.

The first photo had a sketched outline of a small bottle with a large base that funneled inward towards the top. On the side of the body, there was a small raccoon drinking a potion on it.

Honestly, it looked extremely cute. Without even discussing it further, I was almost ready to accept this design immediately.

The second photo had a sketched outline of the same bottle but instead of having a raccoon drinking a potion at the base, it had a mouse. Just like the previous design, this one was also extremely cute!

I need it!! And I need it now!

But, before I could speak, I looked at the third picture sent.

This one had a design of a mouse and raccoon sitting next to each other, they were leaning against each other and a small campfire was in front of them.

Oh…My…Goodness…I need these immediately!!!

“Y-You made these overnight?” I asked, my voice higher pitched than normal.

“Yes…Although I can understand why you’d want a raccoon in the design, I didn’t know what the mouse means, so I just used my own interpretation. These were just preliminary designs, we can discuss it-”

“These are perfect!” I cut in, “I like them a lot! I can’t think of a better design than you did. Honestly, I actually want all of them! Is that possible?”

“Haha…Funny you say that because, if you take a look…” He moved the camera down and showed three small glass bottles, “I made prototypes of each one so you’d know exactly what you’d get.”

…Oh my goodness, no wonder this guy is exhausted! He spent all night designing and making prototypes! This guy’s dedicated!

“I’ll send you a trade request so you can inspect them directly.” He said.

[White Crystal Addict has initiated a trade!]

[You receive: [Raccoon Glass Bottle], [Mouse Glass Bottle] [Raccoon and Mouse Glass Bottle].]

[You give: Nothing]

[Y/N]

[Trade Accepted!]

[You will receive the items in 3…2…1…]

A second later, three glass bottles appeared on the dining table in front of me.

“Oh my goodness…They’re beautiful…” I mumbled.